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Sex can wait, masturbate!
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What an amusing slogan...
I liked my past relationship/fling thing...it was fun...i was in control...i manipulated...i deceited...i used...t'was fun...i made him feel happy, loved, desired, powerful and then i snatched all that away from him when i got bored of the happyness...yes...silly horizontally challenged man...he knew i was shallow, conceited and superficial...how dare he even think that he stood a chance with me...
I'm happy with friendships, if i play my cards correctly i can do the whole heterosexual dealio just because i'm a fag...which is annoying...since when i want penis i have this annoying masculine girl with a clitoris bounding around stating she's going to "turn me"...and that she did...she turned me even more gay...if that was possible...*Shudders at the flashbacks*