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Ruptre Farms: that secret motive from the inside

Okay, i am starting a story that is about what happends to and in RF after it is shut down, and what happend to Molluck the glukkon so stay tuned!
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okay, i'll start know




PROLOUGE:


"Uh, boss?" a slig said,his name was terry
"What!"I said ,i was Molluk the glukkon. top dog at MAGOG cartel, but all that was going to change, somehow.
"We captured the Muddokon terroist Abe"
"How?" I inquired
"found him in the board room, after killing the exectutives"
"the exectutives?k...k...killed?, but how?"
"We don't know. we came there and they were gone. just little piles of ashes where they were standing.it was weird."
"Something isn't right" i said. " I feel like somethings going to happen to Ruptre Farms, but i don't know what.Why didn't you just kill him in his tracks?"my anger and stress rose to top levles of mental pain.
"well, we thought it you wanted to kill him. we have him tied him over a meat grinder."terry informed.
"good! good! i'll be right there" i said.

terry led me to the chamber which conceled abe. there he was was, droopy eyed and moaning to himself why he got himself into this mess.
"why, oh why did i do that" he grumbled. So into his one sided conversation that he didn't noticed me and terry walk in.
"why, indeed." i said half heartedly. i actully felt pity on him and almost thought to let him have a second chance, but my glukkon instincs kicked in and all i felt was murder and pain. Abe quikly starteled at the sound of my voice, looked up and stuttered"m...m...molluk!, wh...wh...what a s...s...surprise! to s...s...see you! here.please give me a second chance,p...p...please, i won't let you down again...sir."he pleaded.

"actully i thought of that and said to myself 'no, don't take the chance molluk. kill him' and if i did, you'd be the only employee since the rest are back "home" if you may call it that, and we'll have to capture them all up again so you'll have friends to rescue...again. so i'll just kill you...do it!"i said to terry.
"okay dokey" he said. he pulled a lever and the floor unrevealed the meat grinder laying beneath it. "kill him" i said. "okay" terry said. then, out of nowhere came a rumble and then i saw terry get zapped and then i saw him crawl around till he fainted. confused i asked abe"what's happening!".
" the end is near for both of us!" he cackled. then like i didn't know what hit me, i was on the ground. and i saw abe go "eww" and faint. he had died of a heart attack. my job was done,then before a hit unconciessness. i heard chanting and then abe dissapeard.


to be continued in Chapter 1



this is a story that will be from the view of Molluk,terry and the leader of a group of muds that accidently didn't get rescued by abe, and abe who will be telling you about his conquest in nekkrum and SSB. stay tuned!
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Please continue Its sooooo! cool can I be alf pleeeeease?
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alf??????????? when did i put alf in this story?


Chapter 1
(as told by abe)


well, after getting out of ruptre farms, a landed on a plat form surrounded by all the mudokons that i rescued from the evil meat factory. well, as birds fly, muds have gas so, like usual, i farted. embarrassed by the exploit of stinky fartness, i blushed, then to my surprise everyone laughed!, so did i! well, big face patted me on the back and sent me plummetting down to the ground (on accident of course) and landed into the sweet world of temperery unconciessness. then i saw the weirdos. three floatin spirits of the mudomo and mudanchee tribes.

"Abe!" said one"your the savior of the mudokons, man!"
"huh?" i said
"yep!" another said
"you da man"said the third one
then like an instant, one arm popped off, than a leg till the ghostly peices where no where
"oh man!"one said
"they're there!" said the other
"What?" i asked
"the glukkons are stealing our bones from nekkrem burial grounds and..."
"What!" i exploded
"sad huh" he said
"pitiful, just pitiful" i said
" well the're using mud slves and..."
"MUD SLAVES!. are you trying to say that i need to go to nekkrum mines..."
"and Soul storm brewery and slig barracks and..."
"okay okay i get the point that i need to rescue muds. ehh... how much muds are there?"
" about 300"
"300!!!! golly! thats 3 times as much as ruptre farms!"
"yah, well lets not spend all day to chit chat now go!!!"
and with that go i was suddenly shoken awake by bigface.
"he's okay!"bigface assured
a loud sigh of relief came from all over the place.
"well" i said " i need to go to nekkrum mines"



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Wait,Wait,wait, This is like Abes oddysee and abes exodos Is this a rerun?
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actully it is only a re-run in bae's point of view, but rest assured i will be adding stuff that is not in the game



Chapter 2
(as told by molluk)

after, idon't know1...maybe 2 days, i woke up "Where am i" i asked terry" no answer "TERRY!!" this time i heard a flip flop coming from the distance "terry is that you?" i asked.
"Yes" he said "don't worry. i went to the mess hall and all over and there are plenty of scrab cakes and paramitepies to spare"
"good" i said"i'm hungry"
"here"said terry "take this"
"thanx" then i almost choked
"whats the matter" terry asked
"i was actully *cough* nice for once *cough*" i sputtered
"wow!" terry said"can you do that more offen?"
"no" i said "and don't count on it, either"
"sure" terry said sarcasticly
"well" i asked "are there any more sligs?
"yeah" he said "about 100"
"well i said"that's better than nothing"
"yep" terry said
"well?" i asked "where are they?"
"over there" he said
i looked there, like a ton of wounded soldiers, they marched up to terry.some where crying (don't know how) some of their masks where broken and i could see their true eyes. i was sad sad sad.
"well" i said, standing up " we need to re'make ruptre farms! so who's with me!!!".
almost all the sligs cried YEAH!!! but the ones who couldn't talk waved their hands in the air. This was going to be a great buisness.*evil grin**evil laugh*


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Well Abeguy I'm glad Its not a re-run keep It coming while I get the popcorn.
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fine

chapter 3
(as told by gale:leader of stranded mudo group)
okay here is why i'm here with about 3 other muds and a slig gun. well right before abe went into stockyard escape he saw us but while trying to get us out,he accidently disrupted the motion detector and had the huge mine floating after him.so he had to run and he promised to get us back but then 10 sligs dropped down and ran after abe while five stayed to guard us.
we gat away by finding a paper left by abe that tought us to chant. so we possessed the sligs and got their guns.but four where duds so that is why i'm here. now we are hiding from molluk and his crew and it's been going rough lately.
"hey what do we got to eat?" a mud named thor asked
"well, we got 10 scrab cakes"
"mmmm-hmmm" he said
"and 20 paramite pies"i continues
"i can taste them already" another said
"heh heh heh he...Wait! there's a slig over there! start chanting!"
so the whole group started chanting "milk and butter, milk and butter" and soon we had another gun,molluk had one less slig, and we had roast slig that night.
"man, this slig is good"thor said
"yeah,but i imagined them a tad jucier" a mud named hal said.
"yep" i said "could use some bone salt".
the next day we got moving. luckily, we killed two more sligs and roasted them. i think surviving the the industrial zone is actully pretty easy.


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Butter and toast Thats funny very funny HA HA HA HE HE HE HO HO HO HO HO
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thax abe16 and why are you the only one answering to this??? why son't yu tell people? pleeeeease?


chapter 4
(as told by terry)
Dear Diary,
man, molluk is one great gluk. right after he made that speach the whol lot of us got to work, but the weird thing is that we've been losing sligs each day, 3 so far. so re-building won't be easy short handed. we have some scrabs and paramites, which we pumped on steroids for double the meat in one animal, so we're perserving our resources cause we can't find a way out. molluk is still crazy from the accident from the first Ruptre farms. i hear him grumble in his sleep "cookies?...f...for me? you should have. mmmm.... they taste... they taste like... like... ABE! OOOH! my favorite flavor. crunchy, but a nice taste of revenge good job terry, here's a promotion and a raise"
i always smile when he comes to that part, but he isn't that way in real life. no... in real life, he's a grumpy old crazy gluk, who's mom died a year ago. (if molluk finds this diary, it'll be the end for me.*shudders at the thought*). that is why i hide it in the barrel of scrab meat by my dorm where i have a roomate who mechanicly snores which drives me crazy. so there was this day which was weird because molluk was nice to me. it was when i got him some food "Thanx"then he almost choked because he realized he was nice to me. i know i'm leading off, diary, but i think something is stalking the re-building of ruptre farms. i'm not sure but it could just be me. it might even be that female slig who i saw at love looking at me with that dreamy beam that goes across her face and talks to me any minute she can. diary, i think i'm in love *drools on the page* man, to leave this place, me and her, and start a family in the beatiful land of sligos. we might get our masks removed and live our lives as native sligs. well, to get back to the topic, molluk is one hard egg, but i think he can be broken. wait, here comes molluk! act calm act calm. lets put you away.


sincerly,
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diary entrees to be continued...
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Hey savior I told 3 people already ya like?
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Originally posted by Abe16
Nooooo,Your da bomb from the boom machin!

hahahah! thatl funny


chapter 5
(as told by abe)

well, i was almost on my way when my newfound friend Alf walked up to me with a few of his friends.
"hey Abe, i admire your thought to go to nekkrum, but you can't do it alone man"
"what do ya mean?" i asked
"well the nekkrum dessert is a long thing and whoever goes, doesn't leave the same. it's all be cause of the heat."
"heat?" i said shocked.
"yep" he continued "the heat. Heat stroke can either mess up your mind (does the kukoo sign with his finger) or messes up yo body".
"your just jealous cause i'm going so your making me not go, right?" said i.
"No no" they said "we're not joking, it really is the hottest place on Mudos".
"ahhhhh, okay" i said "and you're going to do what? about it?"
"go with you" alf said.
"ahhh oka... WHAT!!! you cant go!" i yelled.
"why?" he inquired
"cause you can't"
"no" he said "we can and am"

so later that day we all started off to go through to mudo forest,and the Nekkrum dessert.
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Sooooooooooooo,Am I Alf?
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Sooooooooooooo,Am I Alf?




So how are you going to be init? i'm writing the story.
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You just added Alf in the story.
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Bravo bravo. ***** rating...
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You just added Alf in the story.


but i'm writing the story. so how can you be him?
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Interesting! I like! Can't wait to see what else happens.
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I call abeguy soon and ask him to continue.
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I like! This has got a lot of good ideas and I'm looking forward to reading more...

YAAHH! I'M TURNING IN TO AL THE VYKKER... not that that's a bad thing, heh heh heh!

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why, thank you abe's son! well, i haven't been on for about 2 weeks so i'm lost.




Chapter 6(as told by Mullok):



well, 4 days have passed since we've started rebuilding. Sligs have been dissapearing, but its a matter we can handle. Terry have been jumpy lately, and has also been acting scared whenever i call him to my office. I think i might execute him if he gets to far, but i won't tell him that. what he know won't hurt him. well, the buildings looking better and we've got a few more mud laborors. the muds have been dissapearing though and we can't go out for fear that the muds may revolt and kill the remaining sligs that we have in the resources. even though we are getting more from my good friend, skillya, she's being a tad pushy, lately, and has been raising the prices of her babies. i've asked general dripik fom the barracks to help with the growth of slig population here. but he said that sligs don't grow on trees and it will take a week or two to get atleast 10 or 20 sligs. we've also thought of increasing our security. that we don't have enough technology to make the security cams like we did. we have, though, enough steroids to make a new type of slig. Big Bro, they call it and they do pack a punch. well, buissness calls and i can't be late.
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your story is wonderful, marvelous, maybe i'll use in my cartoon (if its ok with you) but just to let you know; Toast, or Terry as known in your story, was killed by the zap from bigface, his guts were everywhere, but it's too late to change that now, good story none the less
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thanx guys, an sligslinger, when you get back from camp, or whenever, you may use it in you cartoon.


Chapter 7as told by gale)


wonderful news! we have sent a spy to listen in on one of the sligs. a high ranking on, mostlikely, and also has been reading part of his diary!most of it is just nonsense, like how much girl sligs like him and other SPAM, but some is quite useful and will help us escape. besides that, we have also been getting more muds in our group. the sligs have been capturing muds to be scrub laborers, and we've been rescuing them. we've gotten alot more advanced lately, more guns, more food, and we've even modified the slig pants to fit us! and also, we've made some armor along with it. man, getting this far in 1 or so weeks is surprising. i hope we can bring an end to this "ruptre farms 2".
but until then, we can only imagine the sweet, sweet victory.
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Chapter 9: as told by terry


Dear Diary,
So far, no one has seen the contents of you, Odd bless that they havn't. even though i'm sure that you havn't been tampred with, i always feel jumpy and cautious when Molluk calles me to his office. i'm not sure, but knowing Molluk (and i do) tells me that if i don't stop acting jumpy around him might cost me my job, or my life*shudders at thought*,but Mr. Molluk has been having me see a phycyritrist about it, or it could be a hypnotising. i have been thinking of crazy scenerios that might (but most unlikely) happen. for instance, i was just thinking that abe might come back to get vengance as a terrible creature with four legs, like a scrab and with the torso and lower jaw, but also having various Paramite parts with lightning shooting out of two massive one fingered arms. but why should that happen? i ask myself. i don't know, of course , but they all just pop up out of no where in my mind and just torment me about my life and what i've done wrong to be in this position as slig seargent. i feel an urgent calling to just quit this job and stat anew in the sweet land of sligos and make new friends and live a peacful life among the native plants and animals, and if i die, i die. there will be now fear cause i'll be free, free from this burden of trials and hardaches.only if that were true. if only i were free


Sincerly,
Terry


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Notty! you you've been reading terrys direy.Godd story keep iut up!
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Wired funny

HA HA

Chapter 10:
(as told by Abe)

So we started of and had fun, but soon it got boring
but the good thing was that we were in the Forest
was refreshing.
"Man" Alf said "this place is creepy"
"you said it" added buddy.
"Now how much longer"An ex-Scrub named 765893,but we called
him tial said.
"For crying out loud we only started two hours ago" i said
"So?" Alf said "How much longer?"
"Two days most likely" i said
"Where's a good bird portal when you need one" Buddy Joked.
When night came, we all settled down in a nice clearing of the
forest. but what we didn't know was that we were being watched. *"duhn duhn duhn"* The nest day we finally got out
Of the forest, just to fun into A Soul storm brew Shack.
"Step right up! Step right up!" A slig shouted "Free brew! Free refreshing SoulStormBrew! Cold out of the Brewery!"
"Oh Goody!" Alf and the others cheered.
"But what would happen when we got drunk" A asked
"You ask for more!" the glukkon right beside him said
The slig nodded.
"Fine", i said "but not to much".
Soon, like typical, all exept me were drunk with brew.
then they all felt . "Told you so" i said
"Were not drunk" Alf said wheezly
then he whispered "The truth is we're really drunk"
"eww!" i said as i backed away from his icky breath.
Then they all farted.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" the slig yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
"What's happening?" i asked
"well whenn you drink brew, you Fart..."
BOOM!!!! a big explosion happen
When it all settled, there was no shack, just alot of yuck, guts, wood, and glass.
"Well, i guess that It is Explosive when you drink" Buddy said
We all had a laugh at that and headed on our way.


To be continued...
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07-22-2003, 05:09 PM
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That funny!really Funny I like that please continue master of funny!
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