paramite pies
you'll need
1. ground beef
2. tart crusts
3. teriyaki sauce
4. barbacue sauce
first you'll need about ten tart crusts. they're small, but i dont know if you can buy em' without filling, if not scoop out the filling or bake em' yurself...
...maranate ground beef in a bit of bbq sauce and teriyaki sauce, add a touch of S & P and cook. once cooked add a little more teriyaki sauce and put little scoops into the crusts.....and wallah
! you got home-style paramite pies! mmm mmm
scrab cakes
1. immitation crab meat
2. green food dye
3. colored vanilla wafers
4. hardening orange icing
get out ur scrab (crab) meat and maranate in pure green food dye fer about half an hour or until it's a light green color, cut the crab into an ovel shape or roll it...whatever
get ur bag of colored vanilla wafers, pick out all the purple ones, and smash um' into crumbs
put crums into bowl and put in 1 or 2 eggs (depends on how much you have
) coat the meat in the batter keeping the ovel shape...then bake or cook.. i donno ask ur parents what to do i, had help. once cooked, make a squigly line on the top with the icing...and you've got ur cakes
note: there's an easier way to make scrab cakes but i call them scrab cake sandwiches, dye the crab, cut small pieces and place it between to purple wafers, and finally add the icing