Xbox Big Brother!!!

Fez · #1 04-30-2003, 02:41 PM

6 new people have been plunged into the big brother house, they are...

master chief: halo
sam fisher: splinter cell
hitomi: DOA3
blinx: blinx the time sweeper
abe: munches oddessy
max payne: max payne

the team arrive a the house. Where they are greated my big brother (ME!)

8:00PM= masterchief runs into the door to his room, thinking it will open by itself. Sam opens his room and shoots the light out, he then unpacks his stuff in the shadows. The rest of the group get sorted in their rooms. (convo)
masterchief = "how come the old guy gets a toilet in his room?"

8:30PM = abe farts

8:45PM = the group spend some time to speak and get used to each other. MC comments on Sams age, and gets a kick in the b*****ks from hitomi. (convo)

MC = "your way to old to be a soldier, you'd have a heart attack at the sight of a gun"
*hitomi kicks master chief*
hitomi = sam is a very nice person, i'm sure hes much more experienced then you MC"

abe farts, blinx hit abwe on the haed with his sweeper for farting.

8:55PM = blinx runs around the house being chased by MC who insists that he is a grunt in disguise. Hitomi talks to Sam. Abe farts.

9:00PM = masterchief moans about the doors not being automatic. Sam stands in the corner, silent but violent. Hitomi thinks that blinx is cute. Max starts drinking, only to find his alchahol has been stolen.

9:30PM = the group have to decide what to have for dinner, Max is okay with his alchahol, when he finds it. Hitomi wants ramen, which she will cook for them all. MC says he dont know what ramen is, but he will eat it, since she cooked it. Abe wants spooce burgers, but he dont have any spooc, which pisses him off. Blinx wants cat food. (convo)

hitomi = "sam, do you want some ramen?"
Sam = "details on your OPSAT"
hitomi = "thats a yes then"

9:35PM = ramen is decided, abe farts. Max throws up on the couch.

9:55PM = max admits that he is f***** nackered. Abe farts.

10:00PM = the team decide to go to bed. After they are all in their rooms, sam walks around the house, silently shooting out all the lights.

12:00AM = Sam smoke grenades go off, knocking out every one in the house for 6 hours.

12:05AM = abe shiets himself. Max being drunk, gets up and urienates on MC's visor.

so thats the first day on the xbox big brother house, stay watchin to see who will be the first to be voted off!

Hobo · #2 04-30-2003, 02:49 PM

Lol, i love the idea! More max please!

Fez · #3 04-30-2003, 03:12 PM

who should go first then?

Hobo · #4 04-30-2003, 03:19 PM

Blinx i h8 him..... and his hoover.

Fez · #5 04-30-2003, 03:24 PM

lol, thats one vote for blinx. Do i hear any others?

Canned Gabbiar · #6 05-01-2003, 08:11 AM

Just kick blinx already.

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hobo · #7 05-01-2003, 05:23 PM

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MC comments on Sams age, and gets a kick in the b*****ks from hitomi. (convo)

Would that really hurt?/ It's more likely to hurt hitomi

Abe's son · #8 05-01-2003, 06:52 PM

Yes be gone with blinx

Hobo · #9 05-02-2003, 03:04 PM

Who likes Blinx any way!!??

Abe's son · #10 05-04-2003, 11:25 PM

Not me!

Fez · #11 05-05-2003, 05:38 PM

Its voting day for the big brother team, and who will be the first to go?

masterchief votes Sam, as he thinks he is really old and hitomi should go out with him.

max has pased out on drink again, he cant vote.

Sam votes for blinx, as he took a dump on his F2000

Blinx votes for hitomi, as he has noone else to vote for.

Abe votes for blinx, as lots of other people have. He also farts.

so thats blinx voted off, and as a parting guesture, he takes a huge dump on the floor.

Hobo · #12 05-06-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by ferill
thats blinx voted off, and as a parting guesture, he takes a huge dump on the floor.

The scum................ burninate him!

Anyway, part 2 !!!!!!!

Abe's son · #13 05-07-2003, 12:38 AM

*screams* TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

Hobo · #14 05-07-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Abe's son
*screams* TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

Burninate the peasants!

The Red Muse · #15 05-07-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by ferill
12:05AM = abe shiets himself. Max being drunk, gets up and urienates on MC's visor.

*laughs her head off*
Oh GoD! This is great! You should've added Tommy Vercetti in this thing too! ...though he's not an X-box character... but still...!

Great ferill! We want more! Write! Hurry!
Yay!

...ooh! I found a dog out of my nose! Cool! I wonder if my mom would let me keep it... (I need--coffee... no wait...no I don't drink coffee... I need-- nicotine!!! )

Fez · #16 05-09-2003, 04:29 PM

DAY 2

after the team wake up from Sam smoke grenades, they all get to breakfast. Hitomi is cooking a fried breakfast for the whole team!

10:00AM = the team wake up, max doesnt.

10:05AM = the team go down stairs where hitomi is cooking breakfast.(convo)

MC = i'll have: that, that, that, that and that.
Sam = just tell her what u DONT want.

10:30AM = the house starts to smell bad 'cause of all abes farting.

11:30AM = everybody is dressed and ready for their first challenge.

-----------------------------shooting challenge-------------------------------

each person is given 5 bullets and they must knock down 6 cans with them, they are allowed to arange the cans in what every position they want.

MC = loads 5 rounds in MA5B, puts cans lined up. Fires full auto, not hitting one of them.

Sam = puts them in a pyramind shape, targets the bottom one, fires on round from F2000, they all fall down.

Max = now sober, max put the 5 bullets in his M-4. He places the cans in a 2 by 3 rectangle. Uses bullet time to aim his bullets. But the hangover kicks in and he misses 3 of them.

abe = loads a spoocebow, and fire at it, not really aiming. Surprisingly, he hits them all!

hitomi = puts cans in a pyramid like Sam, but uses MC's MA5B, she hits 4, but the gun was to heavy for her to aim with.

------------------------------scores---------------------------
1st. Sam/Abe
2nd. Hitomi
3rd. Max
4th. MC

------------------------------challenge over-----------------------------------

stay tuned for the rest of the day! (i could put it up now, but i want this thread to last)

Hobo · #17 05-09-2003, 05:31 PM

More Max please!

The Red Muse · #18 05-11-2003, 06:17 AM

Wheeeeee~! More Max and ...the helmet guy... oh yeah MasterChief! Yayness!

...you hamster...you...

Reptile · #19 05-17-2003, 03:31 PM

blinx sucks

Master cheif and sam i think are best

What? They are!!

Hobo · #20 06-01-2003, 02:56 PM

Come on Ferill, don't leave us hanging here......

Fez · #21 06-01-2003, 03:36 PM

sorry hobo, but i just cant think of any more, wait untill this series on big brother finishes on TV, then i'll put more up.

Dipstikk · #22 06-26-2003, 09:04 PM

I can tell you now, Abe'll be the last Mud standing.

Or Hitomi. Then they'll go on a date until Hitomi finds out Abe is impudent. She slaps him and struts off. Abe whispers his last meek hope: "Call me..."

Mac the Janitor · #23 08-13-2003, 04:04 PM

Hey Ferril, you should start this up again...very funny stuff, my friend.

Start it up again...please?

Fez · #24 08-16-2003, 07:50 PM

1:30PM = the team need to decided what to eat for lunch. Hitomi suggests sandwiches, which everyone aproves for since she has just beaten up MC and stuffed him in a locker.

2:30PM: abe farts, this time he is greated with Sam knocking him out and stuffing him under blix's bed.

3:00PM = everyone decides to hold a party for blinx's removal. Max wakes up when the party is over, and is enraged to find out that all the beer has been stolen. He pulls out to MAC 11's and goes mental. hitomi hides behind Sam, who grabbes MC and a human/cyborg shield. The bullets dont hurt MC, he just gets pissed off.

5:00PM = Max put the house under siege, he hides in the kitchen, talking to himself. While he holds abe and hitomi hostage, for beer. Sam throws in a smoke grenade, which sam somehow manages to drink. He then faints, and is locked in a cuboard untill he wakes up.

6:00PM = Abe walks up to Sam, farts, the gets the fucxk otta sams way as he trys to break abes neck. MC trips Sam up. they both go outside to settle things out like gentlemen.

6:10PM = MC comes in screaming calling for a hospital, his visor is smashed. Sam comes in with one fist bleeding, but okay.

9:00PM = everyone goes to bed.

9:10PM = abe farts, luckyl noone is awake to kill him.

Dipstikk · #25 08-17-2003, 01:36 AM

Thanks for starting this back up, but come on! Make Abe do something more than fart.
Do it or I'm going to sit on you.

I mean, we all like Abe. Just not the smells he emits.

Hobo · #26 08-17-2003, 01:50 PM

It's back again! w00t! Max is the best!

Vote off Hitomi!

spike 247 · #27 08-19-2003, 06:33 PM

I know I'm a little late for replying to this thread, but could you write some more please, this is just FAB. And if you are going to write more, could we vote someone to enter the house?

Abe's son · #28 08-19-2003, 08:57 PM

Vote abe's ass out...

Abe-gun · #29 08-20-2003, 11:26 PM

shut up A.S! Abe rox!

Dipstikk · #30 08-20-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Abe's son
Vote abe's ass out...

Really. That's the last thing I'd expected to hear.