Its Stupid question time!:lol:

paramiteabe · #1 04-08-2003, 03:08 PM

Lets see how many stupid questions you can come up with. Here are a few stupid questions yay!:

Make the questions really stupid.

1. How does a blind person know when he's done wiping his ass?

2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

3. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

4. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

5. Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

7. If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

Splat · #2 04-08-2003, 05:50 PM

But your hand up if you can't read this text.

Is "no" the only thing you can say?

If Hindu's believe that when we die, we come back as an animal or creature we resembled, and when they live a really good life you go to live with god, wouldn't the earths population be shrinking, rather than growing? and wouldn't everyone live a long eough life to decide whether we deserved to be a millionaire or a slug?

Which came first, the chiken or the egg? (For goodness sake, why would anyone even care?)

If we evolved from Apes, How come we got physically weaker?

And why do I spend all my time on a website about a game that i can't even use anymore because my computers to old to work

paramiteabe · #3 04-08-2003, 07:13 PM

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And why do I spend all my time on a website about a game that i can't even use anymore because my computers to old to work

Simple because you and all of us have no life hehe!j/k

This is a therpy session am I not right? Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Facsimile · #4 04-09-2003, 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
how dangerous is a fax

Yeah... how dangerous am I?...

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7. If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

They bring each other out...

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If Hindu's believe that when we die, we come back as an animal or creature we resembled, and when they live a really good life you go to live with god, wouldn't the earths population be shrinking, rather than growing?

No, because people are still born. (Not still-born)

Joshy · #5 04-10-2003, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Splat

If we evolved from Apes, How come we got physically weaker?

We rely more on technology?

paramiteabe · #6 04-10-2003, 12:42 PM

If ants are small, Do they live on donuts? And if they do, how come they don't move?

When a lady weighs as much as a duck, are they made of wood?

Hobo · #7 04-10-2003, 05:00 PM

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When a lady weighs as much as a duck, are they made of wood?

I sence the Monty python Inside you my son.

"She's a Witch, BURN HER!!!!!!!!!

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2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

A victim of the rare crime of house theft.

Adder · #8 04-11-2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
When a lady weighs as much as a duck, are they made of wood?

I know it's historic, but it has nothing to do with weight, it's a question of density. Ducks have a density less than water, so do some women (witch). Or if the water is salty.

Also, what started the big bang?
Random convultions?!
What started them?

Joshy · #9 04-11-2003, 09:52 AM

Why is it that there is 360 degrees in a circle and 365 days in a year?

paramiteabe · #10 04-11-2003, 12:43 PM

Just how does a coconut end up in England? For I am Auther King of the Britins! I damand you tell me!

Good night a ding a ding a ding a ding, A Good Night a ding a ding a ding a ding
5,4,3,2,1 TOO LATE!

(Yes I am a Monty Python fan. that is classic humor!)

Fez · #11 04-13-2003, 07:30 PM

if the world stopped spinning, would we all be dizzy?

Joshy · #12 04-13-2003, 10:50 PM

If we're suppose to look things upside down, because of our eyes. Would be be living in the centre of the earth?

SeaRex · #13 04-13-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
[B]2. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Niether... it's dead.

If Cherries never existed, would Ben and Jerry's have to just make "Garcia" flavored ice cream?

Hobo · #14 04-14-2003, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by ferill
if the world stopped spinning, would we all be dizzy?

Nope, we'd all actually shoot off into space at some godly speed. It's something to do with momentum.

Fez · #15 04-14-2003, 10:01 AM

stop ruining meh fun hobo!

Hobo · #16 04-14-2003, 06:10 PM

Sorry Ferill, I just like ruining peoples lives..........

Adder · #17 04-17-2003, 12:31 PM

Why can a triangle have more than 360 degrees when drawn on a sphere?

paramiteabe · #18 04-17-2003, 02:31 PM

Just where is the corner at in a circle room?

If a dog chases his tail, why is the tail attached to the dog, and if the dog is chaseing his tail where is the tail running to?

I must speak with my professor on this interesting paradox.

duh me stupid yuck yuck!

DaDumDum!

oddling · #19 04-17-2003, 05:22 PM

Why do they put brail on drive through ATMS?

Why do teachers need answer books?

Why me?

Why am I asking you all these questions?

Oddling l:c l