work at the slig barracks

[slogster]

well im sorry dripik if this is a copy of your thred
but honestly i couldent think of wat else to call it

ok welcome 2 the slig barracks im the currnol
my name is evon u r the sligs here u will learn how 2
look after slogs use wepons and most importantly
learn how 2 wresle scrabs and u will learn basic hunting
if u like the idea
reply and i will give u the type of slig u r
u will start as a worker class

so im gona give u the things u need

1. i slog and a sloggie
2.a shoot gun
and finnaly
3. some bullits
now lets get to work and u can also be muds and glukkions

[slogster]

u may have more than 1 chareteras
long as u do not have over 5
u do not have 2 be a slig but i was focusing
on sligs for this thread u may also be a slog
now im a big bro since this is my thread and im the courrnel
did i say courrnel i ment Gennral i will name 2 succseses to be a caption and a cournal
did i mention u may give your player a speciel power
so get replying

[Hobo]

I want to join in, can u just repeat what i have to do? I'm a bit slow today and it's Colonel and General not however you spelt it

[slogster]

ok hobo your hierd
now foget the gennrel bit
ok go get a gun and train this sloggie
up to be a real killer oh u have to tell me
wat u r like this:
name:
species:
age:
sex:
intrests:
things you hates:
and then your set
those things at the top r your orders if u
chosse to be a slig

[slogster]

ok im gona show u my profile

name:sean
species:big bro slig
age:10
intrests:art and siance
hates:maths

there u layout your profile like that
may i remind u all

YOU MAY HAVE UP TO 5 CHARECTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u

so ill start it off
chapter 1
work hard die young

sean:weres the sligs round here we need protection

sbi news

sbi news caster: the slig barraks has reopend after
the loss of gennrel dripik we interviewed the slig who
is now riunning the barracks

live interveiw

sean:we have more protection then before here we are
traning sligs till they are champions at hunting and master secuerty gureds

this inteview was broght to u by the slig barrak indesres

[Nathanton]

Name: Balgin
Age: I forgot
Species: Slig
Sex: Not before marriage!
Super Power: I shoot accurately
Weakness: Im allergic too slog slobber

[Hobo]

Name: Keith
Age: 12 years old
Speices: Flying Slig
Interests: Beating up injured Mud's
Hates: Being Possessed

[slogster]

ok were gona need a few muds 3 glukkions and a few slogs
and not fogetting a gluukion who runs the bazrracks hmmmmm pehaps i shold be the glukkion that runs the barracks hmmmm
what do u think??????????????
ok heres the big bosses profile

name:aslac
species:glukkion
sex:male
age:unknown
likesrdering sligs to kill muds
hates:muds that try to escape

[slogster]

ok this news caster needs to be oned by someone
ok hobo since u were the first to reply the news caster is your new charecter

[slogster]

ok this news caster needs to be oned by someone
ok hobo since u were the first to reply the news caster is your new charecter

(ooc) i think i doble posted soz about it if i did

*aslac arives on the train*

sean: welcome to the slig barracks aslac

aslac:you there

sean: yes boss

aslac:unload those sloggies of the train move it

sean: ok boss

aslac:and be quick about it

sean:rite

so like it so far???????????????
pm me and tell me what u think

[Hobo]

NewsCaster: Hello and welcome to M.O.M news, you can't abuse, tonight's top story: We interview one of the first sligs that will be trained in the new, rebuit Slig Barracks.

NewsCaster: Now Keith, Why did you decide to gain a degree in Brutaility at the barraks, acording to your last boss you were one of the meanest sligs around.

(camera swoops up towards keith)

Keith : Well I really wanted to expand my options, you see my childhood dream was to be a Captin and run my own squad, I always loved to be in charge.

NewsCaster: I see, so what new security measures are you using to stop renegade muds and Gabbits (no, name mentioned) atacking this place?

Keith: Well At the moment the entire barracks are surrounded by mines, the only ways in are by vykers labs or via the Fee.Co Depot. We also have Slig and Slog patrols running the perimeter

NewsCaster: Thank you thats all we have time for see you later.

[Hobo]

***New Character:***
Name: Dr. Ross
Race: Vyker
Likes: Guns
Hates: Spoocebows
Occupation: Slig Barracks Chief Weapons Master

(Dr. Ross is unloading weapons parts from a large blimp with the words Vykers Labs printed on them, Interns and sligs are carrying Boxes Labeled " Caution, do not aim at face, not suitable for Sligs under 4)

Dr. Ross: Careful You blasted Sligs! These boxes contain the weapon that will finally crush the muds resitance.

Anonymous Slig: **Mumbles** Why i orta

Dr.Ross: (grabs blitzpacker and blast slig into a steaming crater)
Thats a warning for the rest of you!

(The Sligs and Interns start hurring around after a brief pause)

[slogster]

ok brilliant hobo i never thoght of vykers
ok get some muds on this ill put abe in and hell be mine

savier of the modokon race its
ABE
name: abe
age:11
species: mud
sex:male
likes:free muds
hates:anything indusrial

hobo u can have alf and nathen can have munch

hobo its not mom

[Hobo]

I thought thats what the news was called M.O.M (Magog on the March)
** New Character**
Name: Sahian
Age: 24
Race: Glukkon
Likes: Moolah
Hates: Bankruptsy

Dr. Ross: So Sahain I hear that your creating a new elite fighting force in this very barracks.

Sahain: You heard right, we're going to go for the last mud fort in the land. But we're going to require a large amount of flying sligs to open the doors from the inside.

Dr. Ross yeah, but isn't spooce highly affective against flying sligs?

Sahian: That's where you come in...........

[slogster]

aslaci u sean whys the barracks coved in mines?????????

sean:to stop intruders boss

aslac:good idea..............get some food then set the slog traps i prepared if we have a intruder

aslac:sean i want u to meet dr ross hes here to help us tran the
sligs until they are dieing to rip each over apart
then the will go to plants located round oddworld
the slig queen says shes very happy that this is happing and when we succed she will make u the slig king to take her place

aslac swichs on the tv waiting for the interview with sean

[Hobo]

Dr.Ross: (Walking arpund outside of base, checking mines for activity, Duel Snoozies in hands)
Damn those sligs a thousand times, they haven't even activated this one!
(Dr.Ross bends over to activate mine, lays his Snoozies on the floor.)
Dr.Ross: Thats better, i'll get Sahian to execute the slig in charge of this area.
(reaches for Snooziess and realises their not there)
Blast! Where did i put them?
(Dr.Ross turns around and is looking down the barrels of two Snoozies being held by a mud. It is quite clearly Alf.)

Alf: Come with me or face having a large hole in your head.

(Dr. Ross quietly complies with Alf who leads him to a bunch of waiting muds all armed with stolen industrial weapons. Behind them are a bunch of Vykkers, Interns and Sligs all tied up. They tie Dr.Ross up with them.

[Hobo]

Keith:(Circling above a guard tower) Damn I hate patrol duty! Oh, well only 5 minutes to go.............(Hears gunshots) What the Hell is going on?
(Keith flys down, through the guard tower, to just catch a mud, holding an old rusty shotgun(which keith noticed wasn't loaded anymore) using a TOP-SECURITY Computer. On the floor next to it was a dying slig with a gunshot wound to the chest) Keith flew up right behing the mud , as it turned aroung he grabbed it with both of his hands, flew it up to above the top of the tower, (At this point the mud was shaking like a leaf)
Keith saw the rest of the muds, they were holding some outdated snoozies and shotguns , Keith swooped down on them, holding the mud he was carrying as a shield, the other muds didn't fire a shot, "Excellent" thought Keith he grabbed a grenade with one hand, leaving the mud even more unbalanced.
He threw the grenade it bounced off a nearby rock and bounced right back at him. It exploded 1 metre away from his face, certainly blinding him for life. He dropped the mud and prepared to be shot at. The shots never came, the muds ran while they had the chance. They left keith writhing on the floor as his Magog Moters copter-pak had broken during the crash. His visor was half off. He checked his belt pouches for anything, he could feel that everything inside was quite broken.

[slogster]

++new charactor++

name:mullick
species:big bro slig
age 10
sex male
hates: muds
likes:wars going on because he can kill things

mullick:wat the oi u there hult

*mullick stares at the muds*

mudokon: its a slig kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*mullick gets out two hand guns and shoots the muds*

chapter 2
the war zone

aslac: wat the hell was that we got intruders
*aslac gose out side with some sligs to see if any sligs got hurt*

[Hobo]

Keith is crawling blindly towards the guard tower, he has scorch marks all over his body, he has tears streaming down his face and his face has blood trickling down it, he suddenly faints.

*** Keith's Memory***
Keith : What the Hell are you doing? That mud saved my life!

Mysterious Big Bro: Awww Litttle Keith all upset now! (Blasts mud into small pieces with blitzpacker) Feel better?

[Hobo]

Sahian is running (hopping?) towards Keith, he is closely followed by two interns holding a stretcher, The Interns pick up keith and put the attach the stretcher to an elum one of the interns rides the intern to the Medical room while the other attaches a sniper scope to its blitzpacker.
** New Charcter (sorry if i'm going over my limit)**
Name: Sonar
Race: Unstiched Intern - Sniper Corps. Bodyguard to Sahian
Age: 16
Likes: Scopes
Hates: Walls that aren't made of glass.
Appearence: Lips are unsitched, doesn't have headphones or cap, instead has a pair of IR Binocs that rest on his forehead, has a black uniform with various medals for sniping

Sahian: Any surviors?

Sonar: 3 Muds all on Elums, they're heading towards a larger group. Shall I "bump them off?"

Sahian: Go ahead
( Sonar lines up his B.P almost instantly and the three muds seem to get hit at the same moment.)

They walk back to the guard tower to inspect the damage.

[slogster]

aslac:hey kieth u alrite????????????

aslac:no weve lost him

sean:we need a miricle boss

*sean takes keith in side and trys to wake him up*

mullick:how did them muds get those wepions??????????????

*aslac gose into the storage and finds almost every one tied up*

aslac:hey u untie all of them dr ross who did this??????????

[Hobo]

(Dr. Ross has been untied)
Dr. Ross: Aslac! Muds , they tried to take over the armory, they had some inside people! They must have, the routes mines were un-activated.
(they are joined by Sonar and Sahain)

Sonar:(puts on binocs and turns on IR) None of these mines around here are active, if they were they would imit a pulse every 5 seconds!
Sahain: (Grabs list,) the person in charge of this sector was Captain Grubba
Sonar: But he was the one who was shot by the mud in guard tower 6, thats where Keith was.

[Hobo]

( Everyone is up the top of guard tower 6)
Sonar: The muds are re-grouping and this time are on Elum back, they all seem to carry one industrialist weapon and one native weapon, most of them have shot guns and tomahawks, though a couple have B.P.s and spooce bows. One seems to have two b.p's he looks like the leader.

Sahain: Take him out, if he's the leader, the group will fold.

Sonar reaches for his B.P lines up a headshot and *click*

Sonar: i don't understand it has two shots left, it may be faulty.

Sonar takes off his pack, which is packed with various un-assembled guns, pistols and a couple of knives and batons. Sonar digs deep, and pulls out a shiny sniper rifle, the words "Odd Deliver Thee" engraved on the barrel. It was an old model, but Sonar keeps all his guns pristine, he checked the clip, by this time the muds had started to move towards the barracks

Sahain was screaming into his Radio

Sahain: Get every slig with a gun on duty, we're under attack from a huge force!

Sonar calmly clcked back the cocking mechanism he knelt down rested his gun upon the window sill. He took a deep breath, aimed for the leader and pulled the trigger........ He breathed out looked through his scope and saw that at the moment he'd pulled the trigger he had pulled back on the reins of his elum to lead a charge, the bullet, hit the Elum in the leg, it fell down with such a force it knock the leader off and unconcious, the other muds stopped and started to gather around him, "Quick" Sonar thought, quickly damn you, he coked the gun again and fired, this time he didn't miss the bullet hit the leader. Sonar nodded to Sahain.
Sahain: Thank God, *yells into radio* Sniper Corps, get up a tower and cause as much havoc as you can. *back to Sonar* Good shot lad, you'll recieve a reward for this. As they walked back down. Sonar looked out the window, the muds were falling, but he was sure that that wasn't the main attack force, purely a scout group or something like that.

They walked into Sahains office, Sahain opened a draw and pulled out a piece of paper, scribbled on it,
Sahain: Here take this to Dr. Ross and he'll give you your reward.

Sonar: What is it Sir?

Sahain: It's the new Blitzpacker model, inbuilt scope, multifunction Ammo, Info screen on target.....

Sonar: Whats that?

Sahain: It tells you what race the thing your targetting is, how far away it is, what armor/ weapons its got, and the ideal Ammo to take it out with. It also has much more, Watch out the manual is pretty thick.

Sonar: So should i shoot that out of Blitzpacker rather than the ammo?

Sahain: Stop witht he bad jokes and go!

Sonar walked to the armory whistling as he went, he looked ahead, he couldn't see a guard, he drew a pistol while he used his binocs to check the area, as he did that three sligs, all with duel snoozies surrounded him. Sonar turned off the binocs. lifted them up and out of the corner of his eye saw a slig advancing on him. Sonar turned around firing a shot to the slig and piercing its armor, the slig opened fire on Sonar but before he could finish a clip Sonar added to the injury with a pistol shot to the head. The slig collapsed and fell to the ground dead. The other two opened fire, Sonar dived for cover, and took out a grenade he lobbed it towards the sligs and one of the sligs died instantly. Sonar finished his clip in his pistol, he felt around for more but they weren't there. he was going to search his bag but by this time The last slig had advanced right up to him. The slig aimed his gun at Sonars head.
Slig: "Dodge this" (ooc: film reference)
The slig moved its fingers over the trigger with the other hand he grasped a pistol. The slig lined up the gun and pulled the triger *click* out of Ammo, but before Sonar could react he had the pistol at his head, the slig dropped the snoozie. The slig tightened his grip on the trigger.
Before he could fire his body was filled with 60 snoozie bullets. Behind him stood Dr. Ross smoking gun in hand.

[slogster]

aslac: i see all rite what is the name of the leader of the mudokion army...........speack up 1 off u knows who it is ........well then tell me who it is

ok now this is my last charecter here we go

name:slogster
age:unknown
sex:male
species:big bro slig
likes:being the slig god
hates:muds

at the mismic lines

mudokon:abe weve took thair wepions

abe:brillant now is the time 2 attack and free the muds from that terrible place

mom news cast.......
news casteron todays news we are going to interview the boss of the barracks

ooc soz needed to use the news caster there hobo
and i think ill start a thred for the pics of the charcters

[Hobo]

Sonar, armed with his new blitzpacker has started to scout around the barracks. He is accompanied by two big bro sligs armed with older blitzpackers, Sonar had been given command of 2 companys of 10 big bro sligs for each company. Sonar has trained his companies up well. Sahain never leaves the barracks anymore, his bodyguard, Sonar, was called up for a job where many a slig had failed. Sonar was currently checking for footprints when he heard a rumbling noise, he turned around and saw it, a large group of Sligs were patrolling the grounds, Sahain's orders every slig with a half-decent training was patrolling looking for Muds.
Sonar turned back to his work, he was hacking his way through a bush when a group of 20 muds surrounded them, they had assult rifles, quite new ones as well. Sonar knew that he had to tell the barracks, so when asked they refused to drop their guns, Sonar nodded to his Sergant he slowly drew a grenade and on his fingers he counted to three, on three he threw the grenade and almost immediatly opened fire on the muds, his team mate followed suit. Sonar shot any muds that got close to hitting them, one bullet richoched off a Bigbro's leg and penetrated Sonars leg. Sonar screamed a mud leapt at him with a knife Sonar wrestled with him, Sonar, somehow pulled a pistol out and blasted the mud. Sonar got up. Just as he got up the last mud fell, steaming to the floor. His Bigbros where slightly shocked but otherwise fine.

In the meantime.

Sahain is arming the sligs with what they have left. Some of them are forced to use make-shift blunderbusses.

Sahain: (down radio) Get as many sligs here as you can, once they take here they'll be able to get to anywhere via. Fee.Co!
Sahain walked down a corrador the newscaster started following him.

Newscaster: So what do you think is happening, are the muds finally standing up to us?

Sahain: Security!

Newscaster: Well.....

Sahain: (down radio) Sonar get down here!

Bigbro#1: (down radio) How does this work, is that you Sahain?

Sahain: Where's Sonar

BigBro#1: Shot, sir only in the leg, he passed command over to you until hes healed by Dr. Ross

Sahain: Well get your largest slig down here, we're going to teach this newscaste a lesson.

Newscaster: Gulp, (he backs into a slig.)

Sahain: Hold him there.

Newscaster: You can't do this, we are a free press.........

(Sahain meets Bigbro#2 in corridor)
BigBro#2: You rang?

Sahain: Lock up this slig, if he resists feed him to the slogs..........

Newscaster: (runs for it)

BigBro#2: Now?

Sahain: Leave him. He's scared enough

Meanwhile in the operating room Sonar is getting the bullet removed from his leg.

Sonar: OWWWWWWWWW! Do you have to use a saw?

Vykker: Well, do you want me to use my snoozie? No, so sit down and Shadup

Dr. Ross has piolted his blimp as a scout ship, onboard are an elite team of Unstiched Interns, The Sniper Corps. The same one from which Sonar was taken. They were scanning the country side for life, they occasionally saw a Scrab or Paramite and they would hold competitions between each other to see who could shoot the nearest.

** New Character- Seeing as Keith died, i think this is my limit.**
Name: Radar
Race, Age and appearance:- Same as Sonar
Radar is The leader of the Sniper Corps.He is Sonars Twin, He outranks Sonar, but Sonar has always been the better shot.

[slogster]

aslac:kieths dead my we lost the best bloddy slig we got here he was also the best ever 1 ive had ever ok now u mr glukkion im running this plant now u agree with it or your slog food ok

*aslac stares at a slog nearby*

sean: boss its time for u to go in 5 mins for the interview

aslac: shut up sean we had a terrible loss cos of those f**king mudokons

sean:wat happened???????????

aslac:keiths dead sean hes dead

sean:ILL KILL THOSE BLODDY MUDS FOR THIS WHOS THE LEADER MR MUDOKON OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUD:well the boss is abe the captions munch and the leaders alf sir

sean:thank u

aslac:no not that abe guy not again

occ hobo plese stop makeing loads of characters ive lost count ah got it yove had 7 up 2 now

[Hobo]

OOC: Sorry about the character thing, i get a bit carried away.

[Hobo]

Dr.Ross: (In his lab trying to insert a fuzzle into a blitzpacker.) Get In there!
Fuzzle: Squeek
Dr.Ross: ( A couple of sligs come in) Hey guys give us a hand?
Slig#1: (lights up a lungbuster) Beat it Profeser
Slig#2: Yeah!
Slig#3:( grabs nearby blowtorch and lights lungbuster) Fool!
Dr.Ross: Get out of here you dirty punks! If your not here to help get out of my lab.
Slig#1: (grabs snoozie and points it at fuzzle) I bet you 10 moolah that I can hit that fuzzle blindfolded!
Slig#2: Ok th......
Dr.Ross: Get Out! (Into Radio:) Security! I need a couple of big bros down in the la(a bullet smashes the radio) Dr. Ross dives for cover, Bullets hit all the furniture near him. He looks around, he can't see his snoozies anywhere. He tries to grab his saw but a bullet strikes it and smashes it into pieces.

Sahain: (Walking down corridor near labs) Huh? Whats that noise? (He bounces down some stairs and out side Dr.Ross's Lab. He can hear the sligs screaming with laughter. He grabs a radio and calls for help. He hears Dr. Ross scream as he gets hit by a bullet. He tries to open the dooor and finds it's locked, he shouts at the sligs inside the room, Slig#3 turns to face the door and unleashes a stream of bullets towards it. Sahain is hit in the chest, near his lungs. When the security arrives it's too late to save Sahain, they see his blood soaked suit and immediatly burst into the room using brute force and decapitate the first two sligs with one shot each. The last slig turns and is instantly picked up in the air, the big bro holding him puts him against the wall he punches him in the chest, the slig coughs up blood. The Bigbro then grabs his baton and starts to beat the slig until its whole face is bloody and swollen. He picks up the slig and carries it to the slig interrogation chambers. Dr. Ross is rushed to the medical room. When it happened.

Armored Slig Popper#38 was patrolling guard tower 2 when he looked up to see the most amazing thing in his whole life. 6 Glukkon helicopters were landing infront of him. They were being escorted by three flying sligs each. When the helicopters land, the slig pilots get out and scan the area. The doors open on each helicopter and a glukkon
jumps out and trundles up to #38 they are followed by 3 bigbro's each.
Gluk#1: Take us to Sahain we have urgent news.
#38: Sorry sir Sahain was murdered by some renegade sligs 15 minutes ago.

Gluk#2: Are any of the sligs still alive?

#38: One the other two got decapitated. They were attacking Dr.Ross

Gluk#3: Ok then Take us to Aslac we have urgent news.

#38: Yes Sir! (Salutes) As #38 is leading them to Aslacs office. Radar runs around the corner followed by his troops.

Radar: Sir!

Gluk#1: Radar, whats the problem, this base is falling apart!

Radar: Sir, i came to tell you that one of our scouts has found a huge mud force comming this way. They're armed with aindustrial weapons. They also have brought some Spooce Canons.

Gluk#5: Spooce Canons?

Radar: They're mud artillary, newly developed. Sorry Gentlemen, we've had to modify your Glukkon Helicopters into gunships. You'll be taken to the bunker. We also think that we've found the reasons for the slig murders, they were in places where we haven't activated our anti-possesion orbs. We've covered this whole base in them now.

Gluk#3: What else are you doing about the mud army?

Radar: Well Vykkers labs are doing us a great favor, they'll be here in 2 days, way before the invasion force, they'll be deploying sligs, slogs and interns to protect our base. Also they're going to transport any vital people and materials out of the area.

All the Glukkons fllow Radar to the bunker where they find Aslac..........

[slogster]

ooc ok hobo your getting to many ppl killed in this thing first killer muds and now killer sligs wats next killer glukkions???????????

aslac:sean take this to dr ross and dont read it its secret........... ok u can read it

seank it says :there is a 76% chance that we may be able to revive keith but we need another soul to do it and the soul belongs to the leader of the mudokons that killed him

aslac:wat do u gays want?????????

sean: boss we seem to have cought the leader look

*a big bro and a cople of flying and worker sligs come into the room with a mud that has a tatto saying im a mudokon god and im a killer*

big bro:this gay was cought in the slig lounge nicking guns and wepions boss wat do we do with him?????????

aslac:take im to dr rosses lab and take this note u lot up there

flying sligs:yep boss??????

aslac:take this body with u to

flying sligs: ok boss

aslac now gentelmen u were saying

aslac: looks over to the sligs

sean: boss look muds r coming

aslack lets kill them all now

sean: boss thats suecide

aslac:ill die for this base if i have to now get a million sligs that are armed down here go go go

sean: boss i got a mint plan

*aslac is ordering sligs around and is watching muds and sligs die*

*sean relise paramites,slogs and scrabs on to the muds*

there is a screm as sean gets killed by a blitzpacker

sean:boss we can ........kill them

a sec later sean dies

aslac:god damit nooooooo

aslac: gets into a tank full of sligs and tramples over a line of muds

[Hobo]

(ooc: Ok i won't waste anyone. for a while )
Radar and Sonar are on the top of the barracks picking off muds who get close)

Radar: Got one!

Sonar: (Shoots a mud that is about to kill a wounded slig.) Got the Bastich.

One of the interns around him falls off the roof as a bullet hits him. Radar sees a bigbro slig fall as a spear stabs him through the eye. Radar lines up the shot and the mud gets it through the head.
A flying slig crashes into the b arracks just below them and the razor blade narrowly misses an intern.