things us guys should know about girls

[ethan]

Things us guys should know aboout girls:
1. Don't ever lie to them; they always find out.

2. they don't enjoy talking dirty to us as much as we enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!

5. You don't have PMS; don't friken act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big Dick; they know you don't.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.

9. they don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not them.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. they are self-conscious by nature; they can't help it.

16. they are DrAmA queens.

17. Fashion police does exist.

18. Don't ask them to give you head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21.they don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.

22. Don't make bets about them; they will always find out.

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, they always hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT..

25. Don't compare their breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. they are beautiful at all times.

28. they will always think they are fat, so humor them and tell them they aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.

30. Most importantly: they are always right; so don't forget it.

31. Never gige your girlfriend something like a vaccum or something like those thing(it would be like you are giving her a chore).

Ethan

[Majic]

First off, I see you like posting many topics in a row with silly stuff. Seconds, I see you've tried to do some editing. Somewhere or another, at least. Because 19 has a "we". And the last one... 31 is a whacked number for a list, and all of the grammer mistakes make it stand out as you'ish.

Its mildly funny though, I give you credit for finding it. Now whats the sight you got it from?

[oko]

snot rocket's?SNOT ROCKET'S!?who the hell shot's snot rocket's?sound like a 6 year old to me

[ethan]

i'm sorry if any of this is ofensive to people.

Ethan

[Joshy]

Do you have anymore? they're quite humourous.

[Oddness]

Originally posted by ethan
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, they always hate it.

I very much disagree with that; I like facial hair on men.

[Rex Tirano]

Originally posted by ethan
Things us guys should know aboout girls:
1. Don't ever lie to them; they always find out.
2. they don't enjoy talking dirty to us as much as we enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't friken act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; they know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.
9. they don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not them.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. they are self-conscious by nature; they can't help it.
16. they are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police does exist.
18. Don't ask them to give you head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.they don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about them; they will always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, they always hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT..
25. Don't compare their breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. they are beautiful at all times.
28. they will always think they are fat, so humor them and tell them they aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: they are always right; so don't forget it.
31. Never gige your girlfriend something like a vaccum or something like those thing(it would be like you are giving her a chore).

1.) Damn right!
2.)haha!!!!
3.) whats that sonny?
4.) good idea
5.) whats pms?
6.) definately!
7.) thats just disgusing anyways!
8.) damn straight!
9.) well duh!
10.) I think thats kool.
11.)yep
12.) yep
13.)yep
14.) sure
15.) no way!
16.)Hey not true!
17.) does it? oh yeah!
18.) ......
19.) Paint ball, laser qust, monster trucks car systems ect are kool!
20.) maybe not.get away from me you perv!
21.) okay..............*runs away*
22.) duh!
23.) beards are sick!
24.) hahahahaha!!!!!! too funny!
25.) urg thats disgusting!
26.) lol
27.) tell me something i didn't know
28.) No way am i fat!
29.) why did i want to know that?
30.) yes girls are all powerful!
31.) noo! not house work!

....erm......is it just me or am i a little different to "girls".....stop looking at me like that!!!

[Jacob]

I like facial hair on men.

Why!?! Its vile and vulger and out of date. No self respecting gay guy would own such awfulness...

[Oddness]

Originally posted by Jacob
Why!?! Its vile and vulger and out of date. No self respecting gay guy would own such awfulness...

That's part of my point.

It's old fashioned, yes. So is long hair on men, which I also like. I guess I have strange taste. =)

[MojoMan220]

Funny, this reminds me of an old thread...

[munchman]

Originally posted by MojoMan220
Funny, this reminds me of an old thread...

you too?so i am not the only one.

[ZombieX]

Originally posted by Jacob
Why!?! Its vile and vulger and out of date. No self respecting gay guy would own such awfulness...

Designer stubble seems to be very much in actually.

[Jacob]

Designer stubble seems to be very much in actually.

I'm talking about people with razors...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

That's funny some of those are true but I love guys with facial hair! It's sexy. He has to have that beard which lands on the sides of his face and goes all the way down to his chin. It's like a side burn beard or something.

[salty pretzils]

*shakes head*
Exactly what age girls are we talking about here?

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

Oh god....looks like you ought to do some 'social homework'

[Facsimile]

He didn't write the list, he got it off email or something, don't complain to him.

[ethan]

I wrote most of it and the rest i found in my e-mail box.

Ethan

[Rich]

Good Job Ethan! That is kind of funny.

17. Fashion police does exist.

Yeah, I know. It's Jacob.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.

Lol...

[Dipstikk]

My god, you must think males are some sort of pre-evolved, sperm-producing mongral, or is it just me?

[Majic]

Ethan, warning for bringing up the old topic. I don't know if you have any others warnings right now. But still, I'm sure if somebody actually looked, they could easily find that list online, because I'm sure you copied it.

*closes*

EDIT: Curse my unattentive personality... I hate you Alcar

[Alcar]

You dolt Majic

You actually have to close it, tee hee. That is Ethans first warning, FYI.

*actually closes *

Alcar...