I think Santa Claus is evil...

MojoMan220 · #1 12-26-2002, 06:45 PM

What is the meaning of telling your children their is a fat man who delivers presents to all the children in the world on Christmas when it is a lie that just makes a lot of people feel bad and left out? First off, parents who are too poor to give their children presents have to say that he must have missed their house or something like that. Second, a lot of older kids that still believe in Santa Claus get made fun of by their peers and a lot of other kids that believe in Santa Claus get made fun of by kids older then them. Third, Santa also makes kids forget the real meaning of Christmas, and no it's not the day Santa Claus was born... Lastly, When parents tell their kids Santa Clause is not real they get let down and it makes the kids have trouble trusting their parents again. Santa Claus should be ashamed... Tut-Tut.

nads · #2 12-26-2002, 06:47 PM

and the fact that he's always watching

MojoMan220 · #3 12-26-2002, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by nads
and the fact that he's always watching

Makes children paranoid...

MunchOnThis · #4 12-26-2002, 06:51 PM

Santa Claus....*cringe* That evil bastard...

Have you seen parents tell their kids Santa isn't real?
The kids suddenly either start the waterworks or don't give a damn.

Jesus Santa or Jolly Old Saint ( I wouldn't say he was one) Nick is just a stupid poncy make-believe shit that they made up to probably give kids something to believe in.

Santa Claus...Tsk tsk

....Get outta town...

SeaRex · #5 12-26-2002, 07:36 PM

I think it's gross that he tempts children to sit on his lap with candy and then asks them what they really want.

Majic · #6 12-26-2002, 09:05 PM

Well Luke, you have to realize. He finds out which girls are the naughty ones that way.

paramiteabe · #7 12-26-2002, 11:32 PM

I can understand it if you tell a baby that Santa exist because they don't know anything, for crise sake they don't even talk. But what the hell is up with telling older children. I mean comeon its just a stupid bedtime story so kids don't bother the adults when they go downstairs and do adult things. Its to shut them up pretty much what it really comes down to.

Yea Santa is evil especially his clone helpers in all the shopping malls around the world. I mean he comes equiped with that poisonous toxic breath that could kill a child in an instant! Muhahahahahahah!

Wolfpac · #8 12-26-2002, 11:46 PM

I was talking to a friend of mine at work about this the other day and we came up with these reasons as to why Santa is Evil.

1. Rearrange his Name and you get Satan
2. He was made by Coke-a-Cola
3. He gets Children to commit the Sin Greed
4. He is getting more Popular than the real reason for Christmas, Jesus
5. He makes you break one of the 10 commandments; Thou shall not worship false idols
6. He's a Fat Man in Red. Geez, reminds me of the Devil.

OddPod · #9 12-27-2002, 04:14 AM

I just hate it how parents lie to thier children and tell them all this stuff about Santa Clause and the bloody Easter bunny. You know Santa clause started off by being a kind old man who gave to children, but know look at it, he is just a fat bastard that sits on his fat ass and makes little people(elves) make toys for him. Hey do you know when kids get PS2 and stuff, Santa is supposed to make all the toys right, then he must be a theif or something because he is makeing cheap games and consoles.

***Alcar*** · #10 12-27-2002, 04:20 AM

I cried for days when my parents told me he wasn't real. My little brother still believes in him. But my parents are getting ready to tell him about it. You can see it in their eyes.

Alcar...

OddPod · #11 12-27-2002, 04:25 AM

he makes little children feel sad when they find out he isn't true.

Facsimile · #12 12-27-2002, 07:16 AM

My parents never told me he wasn't real, it just became pretty obvious. Alcar, you should make it a little eaisier on him, tell him Santa was mauled by those bastard reindeer, of which Rudolf is the leader.

Heres my list of why Wolfpac is evil.
1. He spells things that don't need it with a capital letter.
2. That's about it.

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Hey do you know when kids get PS2 and stuff, Santa is supposed to make all the toys right, then he must be a theif or something because he is makeing cheap games and consoles.

Playstation 2's are not cheap, they are just not as good as Xbox.

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I mean comeon its just a stupid bedtime story so kids don't bother the adults when they go downstairs and do adult things.

Ooh, sounds saucy.

And one last comment, I'm sorry I have to.
Come and sit on Santa's lap little girl, and see what's in my sack for you.

Joshy · #13 12-27-2002, 08:54 AM

Santas Clause is just a sad excuse too boost sells.

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Originally posted by Wolfpac

2. He was made by Coke-a-Cola

and do you know that Santa Claus was green before? when coke bought the logo they changed it to red to match their product.

OddPod · #14 12-31-2002, 06:45 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Playstation 2's are not cheap, they are just not as good as Xbox.

I wasn't saying that they are cheap i was just using it as an example. Off the top of my head.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #15 12-31-2002, 01:02 PM

SAnta is a witch! He should be burned at the stakes or tarred and feathered!

Mac the Janitor · #16 12-31-2002, 09:43 PM

Parents just tell their kids about SC as a cheap alternative to get them to behave. They say he only gives presents to the good little boys and girls, but the parents get even the little bastards toys.

When I was around 7 or 8, I realized SC wasn't real. But I still acted like I thought he was real for a couple more years; we would always get one big expensive thing from "Santa." Tee-hee.

And yes, I was a little scheming bastard child.

Canned Gabbiar · #17 01-01-2003, 06:49 AM

Santa Claus is evil! Eeeevvillll!! He's just the result of corporate greed. Plus, if he had to get around to every single house in one night, he'd have to move so very very very...........very fast that he would burn up in the atmosphere or get crushed by the immense G-Force. Santa Claus... He's just the Devil's Advocate.

oko · #18 01-01-2003, 10:39 AM

i never belived in satan claus or did i.......naa,my litle bhrother is 6 year's and still belives in him i never did not the easter bunny ether or the tooth fairy....or superman(kan you belive some people belive in superman?)

Munch007 · #19 01-01-2003, 11:06 AM

I Say:

"Santa Clause Is Not Coming To Town"

Know Why?

He Is A Fat Fake person.

But One thing.

There is a Santa Workshop in Finland or around that area.
Santa Clause Is at Every Shopping Centre Around the world at the same time. IMPOSSIBLE.

Reindeer Cant Fly.

How Can Santa Deliver 1 Billion or So More Prensents with a Sliegh. And in one night Thats Impossible.

Overall

Santa Clause Is A Fake But I reckon He Should Not be.
Stop The Stupid Santa Clause Lies to Children.

Munch007

Oddsville · #20 01-01-2003, 02:53 PM

Santa is evil......with his band of Nazi elves and antherax laced gifts that he puts all over your house! Not to mention all the breakins he dose!

Canned Gabbiar · #21 01-01-2003, 10:06 PM

Haha! Good point Oddsville! He's just a common burglar.

Facsimile · #22 01-02-2003, 12:04 AM

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Plus, if he had to get around to every single house in one night, he'd have to move so very very very...........very fast

No, you see there is a little thing which is called... okay I can't remember what it's called but it means that it is not the same time everywhere in the world. It also means that I get everything before you.

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i never belived in satan claus

Yes you did, don't act so 'cool'.

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(kan you belive some people belive in superman?)

Yes I believe in stupid people.

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Santa Clause Is at Every Shopping Centre Around the world at the same time. IMPOSSIBLE.

They are his helpers, stupid.

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Reindeer Cant Fly.

Santa magics them up real good. Have you never watched a Santa movie or programme?

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(Everything in Munch007's thread.)

Oh odd, not another person who spells words that don't need it with capital letters. But you're worse, much worse.

*Sighs* All done.

Canned Gabbiar · #23 01-02-2003, 01:42 AM

I do believe that in most countries, they say that santa claus (or whatever they call it there) is supposed to travel to every house in the world, though I'm not the expert on foreign traditions, customs and folklore.

Well, I never really got introduced to Santa Claus until I was older (because I was living in China) and when I did, I found the idea totally proposterous. However, I did once believe in the tooth fairy... hehe..

The Red Muse · #24 01-02-2003, 10:18 AM

Evil... And scary too!

654321 · #25 01-02-2003, 10:26 AM

i call him the christmas thug!

oko · #26 01-02-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile

Yes you did, don't act so 'cool'.

hmmm.......mabe i did belive in santa but i always new that it was grandma,mam.dad etc. in descise and even if i knew it was grandma the christmass 1995 i where still scared tell me if you dident understand this post
edit:have anyone seen nightmare before christmass hehe"santy claws"

Tori · #27 01-25-2003, 09:30 PM

My sister my brother and me get about 5,000 bucks worth of stuff each so he is real because my parents do not have that much to spend on toys other wise you are mad because you stopped getting stuff from him

Strike Witch · #28 01-25-2003, 09:46 PM

I wanna kick that suckers butt!

Seriously, It used to be a guy called st nick who gave presents to kids.
When he died, Parents carried on the tradition.

After corprate buisness came Satan Claws is what ya get.

Disgruntled Intern · #29 01-25-2003, 10:30 PM

Stop dragging up old and out of season topics, you bitches.

FireFrog · #30 01-26-2003, 04:46 AM

Tori, no offence...
BUT U ARE SO STUPID!!!!!

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
Go on... ask your parents.... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Santa Clause is fake! All of our parents have told us when we were little! If you still believe in Santa then God help you!