Funny Halo Christmas Songs!!!!!
i dont expect this to go very far, but read some of these, they are halarious!
Halo Christmas Carols:
Shotgun Shells (Sung To The Tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Grunts biting the dirt
It was from the Master Chief dealing a lot of hurt, hey!
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, PS2 fanboys cry
‘The best we get as an FPS is James Bond, why oh why?’
Running through Blood Gulch, got shot in the head
Tried to hide in the hills, but now my team is dead, ho ho ho
Grenades miss their mark, I blew up my teammate
That’s what happens to the unskilled who post at BGH! Hey!
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Grunts biting the dirt
It was from the Master Chief dealing a lot of hurt, hey!
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, PS2 fanboys cry
‘The best we get as an FPS is James Bond, why oh why?’
Cryin’ Cause The Flood Are Just So Bland (Sung To The Tune of ‘Walkin’ In A Winter Wonderland’) SPOILER ALERT
When I walked, through a forest
I found the Flood, and screamed ‘Floor it’
Don’t want to stay here, oh mommy dear
Cryin’ cause the Flood are just so bland
Thought they were the scourge of Halo
Turns out that they fight like J.Lo
Not even a whine, as I mow down their lines
Cryin’ cause the Flood are just so bland
On a ring-world there’s a floating robot
He calls himself 343 Guilty Spark
He wants to save the Flood I say, ‘Why, man?’
‘They’re easy as shooting drunk guys in the dark!’
I’m a Flood-killer for hire
Not too hard, just need to fire
Into the wall of pus, they don’t make a fuss
Cryin’ cause the Flood are just so bland!
Cryin’ cause the Flood are just so bland!
Cryin’ cause the Flood are just so bland!!
12 Days of Halo (Sung To The Tune of ’12 Days of Christmas’, duh)
On the first day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘Man, I have to pee!’
On the second day of Halo, my brain said to me
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the third day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the fourth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the fifth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the sixth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the seventh day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the eighth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I should start a fan site’
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the ninth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I’m having hallucinations’
‘I should start a fan site’
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the tenth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘My stomach’s digesting itself’
‘I’m having hallucinations’
‘I should start a fan site’
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the eleventh day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘My leg is twitching madly’
‘My stomach’s digesting itself’
‘I’m having hallucinations’
‘I should start a fan site’
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
On the twelfth day of Halo, my brain stem said to me
‘I’ve played this level 89 times’
‘My leg is twitching madly’
‘My stomach’s digesting itself’
‘I’m having hallucinations’
‘I should start a fan site’
‘I’m such an uber-1337 dude’
‘I’m having caffeine spasms’
‘I lost my joooob!’
‘I smell like rotting garbage’
‘I really need to sleep now’
‘I’ve got no life’
and ‘Man I have to pee!’
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