Dead or alive beach vollyball....

[Stanley]

* wissals *

Ya no is this game realy met for a girl player I dont think so..
What i think is that Tom Hanks Cast away willson has diched the looser for better company....LoL


Well hers some Raw materal The graphix are great The girls are hot ( In bathing soots ) what more cane ya ask for...Ow ya Ya can win stufe Like Greesing loshun 2 pices gulry Ow and for ya man like perves out there Quote Qote ME lol Thoungs he he heee

Well not only that the question is like any outher game like this will you sleep in a hut or wake up ta a bed and brekfist thge next morning in the game well when it's out im bieing it...

Just ta let you no Guy's there might be some more opshuns he he is ya no what I meen LoL

[The Sour Slig]

Originally posted by Stanley

Well hers some Raw materal The graphix are great The girls are hot ( In bathing soots )

lol, CGI women in bikinis... hilarious stuff

Although the game itself does actually sound good. And the graphics are superb! Ok, the majority of people who will actually by this game will be males (teenagers AND men in their late 30's) just because of the... erm, beutifully rendered beahces *nods*



And dude! You don't have to type at blistering speeds! Unless you plan on getting keyboarding lessons, slow down! You sound like a rambling drunk

[nads]

stan here explained all of the typo's, it's his dislexia




I would get thegame, but I don't have X evil box

[Al the Vykker]

I would get thegame, but I don't have X evil box

Evil xbox, because you cant afford it, or dont own it.

Seems like someones jeoulous we have Halo, and Halo 2.

And although I have both xbox and playstation 2, I suppose you think PS2, is so much better.

[Alcar]

When I first saw this game I nearly died. It's a silly excuse of a game in my opinion. Like, come on! What next?

Alcar...

[M.O.M]

their thinking of doing a swimming tounament for DOA

[The Sour Slig]

Ah, my apologies Stan

*feels really awful*

And with all the superb games already out and coming out for Xbox, I can't help but think that Microsoft is up to some evil scheme. When they finally have all gamers having an Xbox, they'll send a signal that will cause everybody's Xbox to envelope the players in a green slime that will drain our vitality so they can rule the world effortlessly! Ah well, at least I'll be able to play the best games up until then. The only reasonw why I'd buy a PS2 is so I could use it as a dinner tray or maybe a beer coaster



Nah, you can't diss people who have not yet discovered the green delights of the most powerful console in the world

Back to DOA though, I think it might actually be fun. Should be alot better than that Beach Spikers for GameCube anyway.

[SeaRex]

Originally posted by Alcar
Like, come on! What next?

DOA XXXtreme Beach Missionary Position.

Ah, Hell. I'll buy the volleyball game. And I'll admit it, too. That's just the kind of sick, twisted pervert I am...

[Joshy]

Originally posted by Alcar
Like, come on! What next?

Alcar...

Babies with Rabies?

[Alcar]

Originally posted by SeaRex
Ah, Hell. I'll buy the volleyball game. And I'll admit it, too. That's just the kind of sick, twisted pervert I am...

Yes, the pixelated breasts bouncing on screen every second is intensifying *joke*

Hehe . That is basically what I would call the content of the game. It should really be called "DOA Beach -Watch My Breasts Flop Up And Down- Volleyball".

Alcar...

[Wolfpac]

So if you lose, can you beat the Shit out of the other team???

[Stanley]

Yes they did say something about cat fights and geting pritty siver riping close lol

[SeaRex]

Originally posted by Alcar
"DOA Beach -Watch My Breasts Flop Up And Down- Volleyball".

And the sad part is that I would still buy it...

[GTdragon]

Okay BOYS calm down.

If ya'll want a demo while you wait send an E-mail to billboard mag or G4tv. And hurry!!!!!! you'll lose the chance to try it out!!

[Stanley]

Sry Gt but I cant stop my teen sge Hormons ya no they are natral..

[Alcar]

Originally posted by SeaRex
And the sad part is that I would still buy it...

I knew you would!

But you can be sure, I won't be

Alcar...

[Joshy]

I would buy it lol.

[SeaRex]

Wait... let me rephrase that... I would still like to buy it. But of course, my parents would find it... they always do!

[Jacob]

I wont be buying this. The peeps buying it will officially be;

Young Teens
23+ yr old virgins
Immature peeps who want to perv

I dont think i have to point out all of these will be male...

[SeaRex]

Originally posted by Jacob
Immature peeps who want to perv

Phht... you're no fun...

[Jacob]

Phht... you're no fun...

When you hang out with attractive peeps 5-6 days a week then attractive peeps tend to become boring...and non-appealing. Although, i think Christina Aguilera is rrrrreally purdy...and she's the only thing keeping me from becoming gay.

[Stanley]

Hay guy's make your selvs happy and buy the game ok just do it ok................

[GTdragon]

hormones....................right

[Stanley]

Come on Gt cant a 13 teen year old have some fun meen like i am not going ta do tat sick Jacking off thing yuck...

[Joshy]

I would never buy that game to Jack Off.

[GTdragon]

Oh gross, I know ya'll aint gonna do that!!..........well, maybe virus would......

[Jacob]

I am in an IMMENSLY f*cked off mood right now. So, for your own good, i ask you all not to say something immature, geeky, shitty for a week...at least. Cos i swear down i will rip into you all if you do. Pass the word around, thx.

[Al the Vykker]

Oh gross, I know ya'll aint gonna do that!!..........well, maybe virus would......

Well not just virus, Zombie X remember. My topic about being on the forums for one year. It began to massively fill with substances that were not water.


And please people we dont want to hear about what you do behind closed doors.

-Al the Vykker

[GTdragon]

It began to massively fill with substances that were not water.

I wonder what THAT might be.

[SeaRex]

Originally posted by GTdragon
I wonder what THAT might be.

Semen. Oh wait... you were joking.