Soulstorm Brewery Re-build

[Phleg guy]

M.O.M NEWSFLASH!!!
The Mudokon terrorist know as Abe, destroyed the Soulstorm Brewery several months ago. After the horrible death of General Dripik, Vice-President Aslik and Director Phleg, the Glukkon race was terribly scared they would suffer the same thing. Two days ago, Director Phleg was reïncarnated and decided to rebuild the Soulstorm Brewery, sworn to take revrenge on Abe.


WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THIS RPG?
All ya have to do is this:
Make up a character and put his status under it, wich includes: Race, name (doh), personality and... uhhh... make somethin' up.

CHARACTERS:

DIRECTOR PHLEG

Race: Glukkon
Personality: Quickly angry, and after his reïncarnation he feels superior.
Hates: Abe, inefficient Sligs.
Likes: Seeing Abe die.

ABE
Race: Mudokon
Personality: Heroic
Hates: Sligs and Glukkons
Likes: Freeing Mudokons.

NUMBER 13
Race: Slig
Personality: Unkown
Hates: Mudokons, Abe
Likes: His gun, and a raise.

G'LAMIOR
Race: Worshipped Scrab
Personality: Eats everything in sight
Hates: No food
Likes: Extra tasty Mudokon meat.

BIGFACE
Race: Mudokon
Personality: Unknown
Hates: Wrong Mudokons, Sligs and Glukkons
Likes: Make Mudokons hero's

CHAPTER 1: THE BREW IS MADE OF SPEW

Phleg: (Looking at the rebuild Feeco Depot) I like it here!

Number 13: Yes, boss. nice place.

Phleg: Stop foolin' around and get those Mudokons here!

Number 13: (Little scared) Yes, sir! (Tries to get the Mudokons inside, but they kicked the Slig anyway).

Meanwhile, in Monsaic Lines...

Bigface: You did a great job Abe, but unfortunatly... Bad news!

Abe: ???¿¿¿!!

Bigface: The Glukkons are rebuilding Soulstorm Brewery...

Abe: Just great

[oko]

Im not so god in online rpg's so maby ill join later but this sound's like a fun rpg (sp?)

ps:welkomme to the oddworld forum's.

[The Red Muse]

Great!I think I'll join up a bit later! Whoo boy, I'm getting all itchy !

[Phleg guy]

It's quiet and dark in Soulstorm Brewery...

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Phleg was pissed.

Phleg: (talks to Number 13) Why are all the Mudokon pops asleep?! IT'S FIVE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!!!!!

Number 13: (still sleepy) zzz...zz.. yes, zzzzzz I... know....

Phleg: You were lucky already that I left you sleeping an hour longer!

Number 13: Sorry sir! (aims his gun up to the ceiling and shoots)

All the Mudokons woke up, but what they didn't knew was that Abe was watching through a portal that Bigface made.

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IT'S SOULSTORM POLL TIME!!!!
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What do you prefer?

Invisibility or invinsibility?

[oko]

invisibility,invisibility,invisibility!!!!!!

[Phleg guy]

Abe knew the Mudokon race would be doomed anyway. Until Bigface told him about DataStream Station.

Abe: What's that?

Bigface: DataStream Station is an important building for the communication for the Glukkons. They used it to communicate from Rupturefarms to Soulstorm Brewery for example...

Abe: ... And Vykkers Lab...?

Bigface: ...�nd Vykkers Lab.

Abe: What has this to do with the Mudokons?

Bigface: They can say they are going to transport Mudokons to them, or say you were there.

Abe: And I must destroy that?

Bigface: No, use it for your own good!

Abe: How?

Bigface: Posses a Glukkon.









MEANWHILE

Phleg: Those Mudokons won't leave us enough bones and tears! We must continue on Scrabs!

Number 13: Consider it done!

Number 13 tries to walk away but notices he won't get an inch forward, he looked backwards and saw Phleg was holding him with a tractor beam (because Glukkons uses arms as legs).

Phleg: WHO said YOU would go?!
GET SOME MUDOKONS HERE!!

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN?
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Don't be shy! Join up whenever you want!

[oko]

im not sure i want to join

[Adder]

This could go SOMEWHERE, plot wise. Anyway, I don't know if you'll let me in.

Name: Adder
Race: Giant, neutral
Pesonality:Quick to anger, quick to blood. Slow to work
Hates: People ripping of his style
Likes: Torture, NOT BONDAGE, just torture

[Phleg guy]

M.O.M Newsflash!

The Mudokon terrorist known as Abe, wich is responsible for the destruction from RuptureFarms, Soulstorm Brewery and Vykkers Lab, is on it's way to Soulstorm Brewery MKII! Phleg reports security level is quadruped.

(A movie of Phleg in interview is appearing)

Phleg: I HATE THAT GUY! But I am ready for him now! The security is more alert than ever!!! (Bursts into an evil laugh) And by the way, General Dripik, Vice-President Aslik and the Brewmaster are almost finished RE�NCARNATING!! (Does that evil laugh again, but this time he almost chokes and is being dragged away by Medic-Sligs).

Abe is crossing The Desert Of The Scrabs again, searching for Necrum Mines MKII.

After several hours searching, he found it as he left it... Destroyed...

Abe: They must not have started constructing this one yet... But why?

Suddently Abe hears Scrabs howling and sees them running toward him with high speed! Abe ran (doh). Some time later, he arrived near a field of rocks. High ones, he hid behind one of them. Praying the Scrabs didn't saw him. A brief moment later, the group of Scrabs ran past the field like a bunch of Bulls.

Abe: They didn't saw me?

Later he heard Slig pants. He knew it could mean one thing...
He was so tired he blacked out...

[Phleg guy]

Originally posted by Adder
This could go SOMEWHERE, plot wise. Anyway, I don't know if you'll let me in.

Ofcourse I will let you in... And to others: be my guest!

[Rex Tirano]

(ooc: please use ooc: (out of char) and ic: (in char) I think I'll join this one cos I might make Rupture farms a little weird if I join now!)

Rexy
Race: Mudocon
Personality: Fun, stupid (as in silly),athletic, intelligent
Hates: Paramites, hights, and molluck!
Likes: like playing with his baby scrabs, playing games,

That okay?

[Phleg guy]

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INTRODUCING NOW
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SLIGFACE

Race: Glukkon
Personality: Much like Phleg.
Hates: Abe
Likes: Torturing Mudokons


GENERAL DRIPIK*

Race: Glukkon
Personality: Quickly scared, and saying that is was nothing when it's away.
Hates: ,,Uhhh... uhhmmmm, oh yea, Ace, was that right?" I think it's Abe, sir. ,,Yeah, yeah, I knew that... I really did."
Likes: Training Sligs... the hard way.


VICE-PRESIDENT ASLIK*

Race: Glukkon
Personality: Quickly in negotiating
Hates: That Abe guy.
Likes: Brew.


BREWMASTER

Race: Glukkon
Personality: Too French to say
Hates: Abe, Slig without pants.
Likes: Makin' Brew with extra flavor.


NUMBER 14

Race: Slig
Personality: Just like a Slig
Hates: Abe
Likes: His club.

Character marked with "*" are free to use, because I ain't using them.


CHAPTER 2: Screw The Brew

Abe blacked out in day 3... He slept the whole night...

IT'S THAT ABE GUY!! A Slig-like voice echoed all over the place. TAKE HIM AWAY!

Abe was whacked uncousionous, just when he got awake. Ouch.
When he waked up, he was in a dark room full of Ratz, trained to bite.

Abe's Consience: You have been captured by Sligface, the Glukkon.

Abe: Why is he called like that?

Abe's Consience: Because a brave Mudokon, his name is unknown, melted his face... He wears an iron mask and have a voice like a Slig, too.

Meanwhile, at Feeco Depot.

Number 13: The Mudokons are here, sir!

Phleg: Good! Now escort them on their hunt for Scrabs, if they refuse... SHOOT!

Number 13 pulls the trigger and shoots a Mudokon.

Phleg: No you peanut brain, if something goes wrong, you shoot.

Number 13: (Quickly thinking for an excuse) I was just practising, sir!

[Big_Bro_Slig222]

name: Melchiah
race: Meech
description: Very big Meech, can talk (to some extent)
pesonality: hyper but can think on his feet, can get angry quickly
likes: eating
hates Glukkons, meech munchies


*Number 24
race:slig
description: head of shipping; basic slig but with a high rank
personaltiy: acts tough, but is a coward
likes: brew; beatin on muds
hates: fuzzles


Characters marked with * are free to use while I/m not usin 'em.

[Phleg guy]

It is very nice of you to introduce some characters. But don't cha think it would be sweet to help me finish the story? Hey, it's an RPG (Role Playing Game), not an IACG (Introduce A Character Game)!

[dripik]

Well, at Oddworld RPG, you must introduce your character(s) and then you can join the story, like at my thread. Hey, your RPG is getting long.

[Big_Bro_Slig222]

General Dripik sits in his office.....


Intercom goes off...

Dripik: Whadda ya want.

# 24: General sir! We've got a big problem down here in shipping!!!!

Dripik What!?

#24 Theres this huge meech down here! It's rippin right through us!!!

Dripik: A Meech!! Hmm....no matter, hold it off, I'll get some big bros down there

# 24 Yes sir AAHHHH!!!

Dripik: 24 24? Oh why do we even pay these idiots........


At the loading dock.......

# 24 hold it back!!!

*The meech trampels down first line of sligs

# 24 Where the hell are those big bro's!!???!!?!?

Slig Trooper: We cant hold it off sir!

*Meech trampeles 2nd line of sligs

Slig Trooper: It's too big and too heavily armored! Thats no ordinary meech sir!!!

#24 I know that you idiot!!

* Meech trampels 3rd line and advances on 24 and remaining Sligs

# 24 Uh oh.........

* Loading doors open, line of big bros come out.

Big Bro Commander: FIRE!!!!

*Meech runs past # 24 and stops.

Melchiah: I'll remember you, slig.

* Melchiah runs off into factory lower levels.

# 24: It just talked..........

*24 picks up intercom

#24: Ge.....general sir? I think the problem just got worse........

[Phleg guy]

Hey, your RPG is getting long.

Long? I think yours is long! But thanks anyway
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M.O.M NEWSFLASH

Yesterday evening, a group of meeches just got shipped in. But unfortunatly, they were resisting. Big Bro's needed to help. One Meech is still missing. If we can get more, we will have enough bones for Brew! And now the second point, the Mudokon hunt for Scrabs, leaded by Number 13, is going well... (A running Slig is coming up the stage and gives a piece of paper) What... Oh, Number 13 just got back with an broken visor, malfunctioning leg, and escaped Mudokons...

Sligface turned the TV off.

Sligface: If we can convert that Meech, we can use it to kill Abe.

Number 14: Good idea, sir!

Number 14 leaves for lunch time.

When he just left, Sligface felt a stinky and fast breathing... Like someone's smelling him. He didn't dare to look behind. He knew what it was and remained calm and still. It was that Meech thing.

Later, in Abe's cell, the 'escaped' Mudokons came and climbed on a wall. They were all on Elums, including an unoccupied one, for Abe.

Abe: Hey, guys... Are you going to rescue me?

1 of the Mudokons: What does it look like, feather brain?

Abe: But, do you have the right tools?

Another Mudokon: Yeah, make sure you stand back!

3rd Mudokon: GO!!!!!

The Elums came running simultenously and smashed the wall.

Bigface: Now you can come with us.

Abe: Bigface, you here?

[fleech-kisser]

can i join?

[Phleg guy]

Originally posted by fleech-kisser
can i join?

Sure.

[Phleg guy]

Back at FeeCo. Depot...

Number 14 just got back to lunch. The door of Sligface's ofiice opened when he just got near it. Sligface stood in front of him. Number 14 was almost LOL'ing (Laughing Out Loud). He was covered with slime.

Sligface: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!

Number 14: Sorry sir! But you are covered with slime!

Sligface: Yes, you knew that Meech was standing behind me, that's why you left!

Number 14: No, sir! It was lunchtime. Didn't you heared the bell?

Sligface: No... But you will be spared. I scared the heck outta that creature.

Sligface walks away to the toilets. Number 14 was laughing.

Sligface: (Saying when entering the toilet) I heard that!

Meanwhile... Outside.

Abe: Thanks for rescueing me!

1st Mudokon: The pleasure was all ours!

Abe: I'm going to get those Glukkons.

[Big_Bro_Slig222]

Slig 24 makes his rounds through the upper boiler...

Walkie-talkie goes off...

#14: 24.......you'd better get down to platform Q...

#24: Whats wrong?

#14: Another one sir......

#24 I'm coming right now....

On platform Q...

#24 Again 14?

Yes sir........*points to walkway*

#24: Dammit........

Two dead big bros lay on the walkway...

#14: Look at the bite marks..... that meech is HUGE *picks up gun and checks clip* Neither one got a shot off, they didnt even see it coming, it knows this place even better'n we do sir...

#24 Get a clean up crew down here, and more big bros, I'll have that meech......

Walkie talkie goes off...

Sligface: 24!!!! 24!!! You there?

#24 Glad you called boss, theres been another attack......

Sligface: Deal with that later! Thers been a breakout!!!

#24: Yes sir........

[Phleg guy]

# 24 ran to Sligface's office immediatly.

Boomboxtm hall speaker: ALL UNCOMMITED UNITS, and commited ones too, COME TO MY OFFICE IMMIDEATLY!!!

Later, at Sligface's office...

Sligface: (Pushes a button where his office changes into a military stage) Attention all custard brains...

Number 13: (saying to Number 14) Great, we're dismissed.

Sligface: I heard that! Well, back to the point. Abe the Mudokon has escaped. Probably by those idiot hunting group, wich has escaped. Shoot on sight.

CHAPTER 3: MEECH MUNCHIES

Somewhere in the desert...

A weird western music is playing.

Brew Master: (saying from the set) SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!

The music stops.

Brew Master: ACTION!

G'lamiour's group of Alpha Scrabs is running by. One of them almost attacked Number 13, wich was dressing up for the next set.

Brew Master: (French accent, as always) YOU IDIÓTS! TraÃ*n thóse Scrábs bettah next timé!

[Latamire_Munch]

I WANNA JOIN!

Name- Trask

Species- Slig

Personality- Clumsy, funny yet mysterious for some odd reason

Hates- Paramites

Likes- His buds



Name- Drogin

Species- Slig

Personality- Born with a midget deformity. As strong as any slig. Smart, not very talkative yet mysterious for some odd reason.

Hates- Getting lost and being picked on.

Likes- His buds.



Name- Harc

Species- Big Bro Slig

Personality- Dumb, tries to be funny, strange yet mysterious for some odd reason

Hates- His old boss.

Likes- His buds.


My three guys are buds, they came to the Brewery looking for a job. Who'd like to hire them? Some one just start involoving me, us....or what ever, because im not good at starting things.

[Phleg guy]

Ahhh, back at the Oddworld forums. I was away a long time now. But nevertheless, let's continue our bloody 'orgie' with Abe!

[Phleg guy]

Months has passed...
And then the screen fade in again...

Number 14: Welcome back, 13!
Number 13: W-What h-h-hap-p-penðd?
Number 14: You had a major malfunction! You were being attacked on the set. Are you alright?
Number 13: Well, I'm a bit itchy on my nose AND I'M ATTACKED BY A SCRAB, SO I AM NOT ALRIGHT!!!!!
Number 14: Relax... Chill out. Listen, I am not allowed to turn on your visor again. Like, strictly forbidden. If Sligface finds out...
Number 13: How long?
Number 14: Ummm... About...ehhh... Three months.

A squeaking pant-like sound comes from the hallway.

Number 13: Another Slig?
Number 14: No, Sligface saved your life. I gotta get otta here, man!
Number 13: Down the hallway left.
Number 14: No, like, a second exit, man.
Number 13: The window?
Number 14: Good idea!

[slogster]

hey i wanna join
this rpg is gonna be great

name:cruncher

species:slog

hates: nothing really

likes:killing stuff

name:number 36

species:slig worker class

hates:abe

likes:shooting things , beating
up muds and playing with slogs

name:number 1

species:slig worker class

hates:abe

likes: beating up muds and his gun

[Phleg guy]

The door slammed open.

Number 13: Hey boss!
Sligface: (noticed #13 was hiding something) What is under your bed?!
Number 13: What? Oh, that! Thataaahhhhh, ummm will be my... err... pants, sir!

Number 13 gave a signal to #14 to advance more under the bed, the whole pants sticked out.

Sligface: A pants, huh?
Number 13: Yessir!
Sligface: A pants? Since when does pants have their own Slig inside?

A long silence

Number 14: (whispering fromunder the bed to 13) Say something!
Number 13: Uhhhh... since the package said they were included?

Meanwhile, when Abe sneaked the hallways of Soulstorm Brewery...

Abe heard the screeching voice of Sligface.
Suddenly the door collapsed, followed by a Slig, slamming against the opposing wall. He decided to stay real quiet, since he was standing in the middle of an empty hallway...
Sligface's footsteps seem to come closer to the doorway in front of him.

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It's SOULSTORM TRIVIA TIME!!
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Dr. Q: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ABE?

Mr. A: I DUNNO, WHAT'S THE GOOD ANSWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAARGH!!!
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Dr. Q: DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR TOILET, AND A SWINE STABLE?

Mr. A: NO...

Dr. A: DAMN, SON, WHAT A MESS YOU GOT THERE BACK HOME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA (< He DOES know how to laugh, he doesn't choke!)

[Phleg guy]

(The screen fades in)

Abe looked around. He knew this place, somehow.

Abe: W-where am I?
Number 14: (sitting aside Abe, both tied up) In the judgement room...
Abe: Is that b-b-b-bad?
Number 14: Nope...
Abe: Really?
Number 14: It's horrorific.

Abe suddenly knew what this place was. (Just think of Abe's Oddeysee and you know what I mean).

Abe: How did you end up here?
Number 14: I was looking on 13. He was attacked by a Scrab during recording of this RPG. I went to visit him...

Somewhile later, Number 14 told his story.

Abe: And that's how'd you found me?
Number 14: Yep.

The bigass door opened and a few Glukkons entered. They were quarreling.

Abe: Glukkons? Quarrel? I don't think that goes well!
Number 14: No, that one on the right is my loyer.
Abe: Where's mine?
Number 14: Well, if you don't have one, they take care one of you.
Abe: I do have one.
Number 14: A Mudokon?
Abe: Yes...
Number 14: Ahh, they are not allowed in here.
Abe: Ouch. Well, at least they'll take care of one.
Number 14: Yep, but it's always a cheap and unprotecting one. They make sure they always win.
Abe: Wait a sec... I know them!
Number 14: Hell yes, The one on the left is Commander Sligface, followed by General Dripik, and by Vice-President Aslik, Director Phleg and my loyer.

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Subject: Abe
Status: Awaiting judgement...
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[Phleg guy]

A long silence...

Number 14's loyer: I'm sorry, son. All I could do for your 'freedom' was getting you in an experiment.

Director Phleg jumped to them.

Phleg: You are now in my experiment. (To #14's loyer) Get otta here! (To #14) The experiment is water-proof.
Number 14: What, you look like talkin' bullshit.
Phleg: I mean that Abe guy cannot screw it up.
Number 14: That sounds impossible, sir.
Phleg: You are tester of our Water Propellered Scuba Pants (WPSP).
Number 14: You mean our pants cannot rust again when contacting water?
Phleg: (Evil laugh) Yes, and much more! (To Abe) You are so de... HEY!!! HE'S GONE!!!!

Meanwhile, in the hallways.
A Slig squad was patrolling.

Slig 316's walkie talkie: *click* Abe is away again! Shoot on sight! *click*
Slig 316: *click* Roger that. *click* (To squad) Attention, we lost Abe. Search and destroy.

[Phleg guy]

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Alright, alright, that's it! Lizzen up, if you guys (out there) aren't going to reply within a week, I will finish this RPG my way (that's quiet fast). I will continue now. But remembah, no reply in a week means this RPG gone forgood!
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Thank you for your incopetence,

The Soulstorm Crew,

Phleg, Dripik, Aslik.

P.S: I just wanted to know if someone is reading this stuff at all.