Oddworld Stars 2 Revitalation

[GTdragon]

YES!!! i'm back....even though I have this weird ears and tail thing.(don't say a word AS) anyway I need a new crew willing to risk their pathetuc lives. I have the first person for interviewing, The slig valet. (He's tied up in the basement) So come on, this time I will pay insurance for the crew.

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

I didn't read much of the last one, so how does this work. I'll be willing to try it.

[GTdragon]

GT: Well, What I do is assign you a job. And requests are made by the fans , or if there aren't any requests I choose them.
Now...you....you can be my cameraman.
Where's Elmo. He had the camera last!!

Elmo:zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GT:"........WAKE UP!!!!"

Elmo:"ACCK!!!"

GT:A heh heh where's the camera?"

Elmo:*pulls it out from under couch* "here"

GT:*hands it over* "now your set......except you need to sign some papers first" *takes out a large stack of papers* "this will cover everything from health insurance to other thingys. Just sign here, here, here, and, here."

[Kaimana]

Okay GT hand me the papers, I ain't leaving you to all the spotlight fun. And this time it's business. We got things to do eh? So lemme at them papers!*Takes out pen*

[GTdragon]

GT:"Aight" *takes out another styack of papers* "Just sign, here, here, here, here, here, here, here , here, here and.... *takes out a tiny piece of paper* here. Positioning rank to...............um......2nd host."

[Kaimana]

*Kai signs until tomorrow* Okay done..I sure hope there ain't no more papers to sign. Well I will be around, looking for a pie. Hope this team is good. Last seasons one was...anyway use this magical wistle to call me back, if you need me.*Hands GT dog wistle*

[GTdragon]

GT:"OOOOOOOOOOOH...a whistle" *drops it in her pocket*

Elmo:*runs around screaming "Giant Chickens have taken over the world!!!"*

GT:"Okaay............Till tommorow sir"

[Kaimana]

Right...so I just wait here?....okay...well I take it we still need sign ups*runs to oddchat asking for more to join, gets slaped in the face* I hope we don't wait to long. *buys a pie* See Oddling! See what you did! Now I am addcited to pie!!!

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*signs papers (even the one marked "sign with own blood")

SFO: Camera man, sounds good! I'll just stand idly by as you search for more participants.

*picks up camera, and falls over because of its sheer weight. Drags camera into the corner of the room, panting heavily.*

SFO: Just checking it's........erm......Dragability. All cameras need to have good dragability, otherwise they could easily........erm.....be undragable!

*pause*

SFO: I'm gonna need a new camera...........

[GTdragon]

GT:*drags Valet out of basement* "Okay I have him here....And someone get kai there another pie...I guess. SFO don't worry 'bout da camera, you'll get used to it"

Slig Valet:"MMFG HMM!!!!"

Elmo:"What? You want to eat cow testacles?" *grabs a glop of cow testacles and drops it on the slig Valet and GT*

GT:"AWW S***!! Elmo!!!" *Wipes the glop off*

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*SFO struggles to pick up the camera and hits record*

SFO: Okay were rolling.......ARE THOSE COW TESTACLES?!? HOLY GOD!

*SFO notices strange looks from the others in the room*

SFO: What? What am I supposed to say?! I've never seen cow testacles smeared on people.......well I did once before...........but we were all drunk.

*SFO continues to notice strange looks.....resumes filming*

[GTdragon]

cGT:*unties Valet* "Okay.............now that i'm covered in this.............stuff, I think I'll start the show". *twitches tail cooly*

GT:"Now to our fans belief, Is it true that you want to be some sort of entertainer?"

Valet:"Yes, I want to be a...." *takes off cloths* "STRIPPER!!"

GT:"SFO...I hope you got those censor strips on" *tries to calm down Valet*

Vaklet:"WOOHOO!!" *Grabs GT's tail*

GT:"Okay...you can let go now!!!" *bites Valet*

Valet:"What the hell was that for?"

GT:"For being an annoying idiot"

*phone rings and everybody calms down*

GT:"First caller.......Hector Rodriguez. Speak to me!!"

Hector:"Uh yeah I have a question for the valet, are you available after the show?"


Valet:"Um..lets see...................................yeah I'm available, Why?"

Hector:"Maybe me and you can get a room"

Valet:"AIGHT!!!"

GT:*sighs* "Okay go to a commercial break before I go crazy"

[Kaimana]

Thats something you don't see everyday...*Walks around the set while on commercial, takes out cell phone* Yeah Mario I want a large pizza from slig hut....double slig on it thanks... Well seems like we are ready to come back from commercial. Make sure you got them censor things, you don't know what that Valet might do next eh?

[GTdragon]

GT:*takes out a paper bag and puts it over her head* "Well, at least no one will recognize me"

Valet:*lights a cig*

Elmo:*hands kai a porno mag* "Just a lil entertainment from the office"


GT:*draws a crooked happy face on the bag*

[Kaimana]

*looks at porno.......* Ah! Kes is going to kill me for this *throws it into the trash* Well erm, when do we get back to the Valet dude eh? *stands up and walks around* Maybe he is lost in the studio? I think I should go look for him. *Goes and looks for Valet*

[sligster]

Hehe, funny...........I am currently laughuing so much that my own syliva is wearing away the paint in my room. * watches paint ooze down wall * ..............quiet.........my favorite T.V. show is on! * Continues to watch paint *

[GTdragon]

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GT:*sits down in a chair on stage*

Valet:*walks on stage and sits*

GT:"Okay were back, Now Valet next q is from Jesseca Venturosa, She writes; Hey Is it true that you are brandushing Fuzzle hats?"

Valet:"Why of course!! Who would go without wearing one?" *puts hat on head*

GT:*thinking "I know I would"*

Elmo:"Gimme One of those Thingys" *puts the hat on his head*

*The hat starts squirming and jumps off. It the scurries up SFO's pant leg. A familiar Blue dog pounces on SFO all of a sudden*

GT:"Okay, who's mutt is this?!"

*Camera's stop rolling*

GT:*sigh* "The price of buisness......"

Elmo:*scratches his head* "I'll never understand fashions"

[GTdragon]

GT:"NEXT!!"

*Security Guard drags Valet out*

Valet:*confused still* "What, were done?"

GT:*sigh* "Yes, now please bring out the raisin.............before I eat him"

*Elmo drags a big fat wrinkly thingy across the stage*

GT:*tries her best not to laugh* "Um.....now raisin *snicker* I heard you were gonna create a *giggle* wwight loss training program!!" *burst out laughing*

Raisin:"...What's so funny?"

GT:*Continues laughing and talking at the same time* "YOU'RE FAT!!"

Raisin:"So"

GT:"You're so fat that if you ever wore high heels you'd strike oil, your soo fat that if you stood on the tallest building in front of the sun, people'd think that you're an eclipse"

Raisin:

Elmo:*Takes The wrigling hat out of SFO's pants (EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!)* "There we go.................................you can stop twitching now"

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*SFO gives a blank gaze*

SFO: I have now just come to the realization that quite a few foreign objects have been inserted, and then removed, from my pants.

*shivers*

SFO: I feel so violated.

*resumes filming*

[Kaimana]

*Kai is sleeping outside next to his trailer door*

Security: Hey look it's some drunk guy sleeping next to that trailer! Lets get um!

*security attacks Kai, who then wakes up*

Kai: What the hell!

*Kai does matrix and kicks the securities butt to necrum*

Kai: I swear can't a guy have peace and quiet once in awhile.

*Kai walks back into the studio and sits with the audience*

Kai: Hey yeah I have a question! Hello! Ah yes...I would like to know exactly how we got the Raisin in here?

*A girl next to Kai spills her soda on him*

Kai: Ack! watch it women!...some people now days...now it looks like I pissed my pants

*Kai walks outside to his trailer*

Kai: GT I will be right back!

*Kai changes and orders a pizza*

Kai: Hey hello can I have another pizza....what, what do you mean it's all out! look don't grumble to me like that Mr.! *dials Kes's number* Hello? Kes?

[Kesiah]

*answers the phone*

"Hello? Kai? What in Odd's name....? It's 5 am here! Good thing I haven't actually gone to sleep yet, or I'd be really tired! What are you calling for? I thought you were filming or something...."

*Makes some coffee*

[Kaimana]

Well yeah I was filming...but it's so lonely here. You know what it's like living in a trailer filled with weird people? I can get you a bird portal ticket to come and visit if you want. I don't know who we are interveiwing next. So you think about it and call me back. Sorry I called you so early. Anyway I have to get back to the set talk to you soon.

*Kai hangs up and walks back onto the set*

What the odd! Why is everyone sleeping!?....ah well.

*Kai crawls up on the raisin and sleeps*

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*SFO walks onto the set mumbling angrily*

SFO: ........they get a trailer, just because I'm a camera-man means I don't get a trailer! I have to sleep in my camera carry-case. I should get a trailer..........I'll show them!

*SFO grabs multiple sheets of scrap metal and wood. He quickly builds a 4ft x 4ft, 2ft high little wooden shack. He kneels down and opens the door and crawls in. A sign pops out of the small eye-slit in the door.*

The Sign reads in a hurriedly painted red color: "No 'non-camera-men' allowed! Especially 'non-camera-men' with trailers!"

*holds his knees to his chest and sits in a tight little ball*

SFO (mumbling insanely to himself): Yea......this is freakin' awesome!

[Al the Vykker]

Warning GT, no double posting. Even that this is an interactive Fan Fic its not a real, story, like lets say the Marching Mudokons, so different rules apply, to an interactive Fan Fic. Although I am still wondoring if this should go into OT or RPG.

2nd one Ive had to issue, I suggest you pay attention. And dont make me remind you of what I have said before, just because this is a new topic does not mean that it does not have the same rules. I like the better in depth posting though.


-Al the Vykker Fan Corner Moderator.

[Kesiah]

(Okeies Al!)
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hmmmm....I guess I'm kinda bored...plus Kai does have a Trailer all to him self....

*Goes to a Bird Portal and uses it to reach the filming area*

Now, I wonder where Kai is staying? More importantly, I wonder if he has pizza?

*Walks over to the wooden shack. Knocks on the door*

Hello? Is Kai in there??

[Kaimana]

*Kai pops out of his large chrome trailer*

Kes!!!...you're at the wrong house Nice to see you. Well come in and check out the place..I got pizza and stuff...

*Kai walks back into his trailer and puts on a tape of there recent interveiws*

Take a look at some of the shows we did already. Go ahead and get some pizza if you want.

[Kesiah]

Hey Kai! Pizza sounds good...
So, what has everyone been doing? I hope the interviews are going well. Hey, do you think there could be an opening for me to join in? I'm not sure what you'll need me to do though.... I can act, and I have some experiance with lighting and make-up...

*Kes looks around the trailer*

This doesn't look so bad.....

[Kaimana]

Ah well it's big enough for me...too big actually...Well I hear that we may need a make up artist here. Maybe you could apply and see what happens.

*Kai walks around*

Anyways glad you came, I got a little home sick being out in this show. So you would have to see GT and ask her for the register papers. I'm sure she will take you in on the job. Do you know what it's like being the stage manager? Well after you learned how to contain a Valet, and how to get the Raisin on and off the stage, you pretty much become a pro.

*Kai sits down*

[GTdragon]

GT:"Where's my anvil?!"

Raisin: "A what"

GT:"Never mind" *Walks over to kes* "So, you decided to join?"

*Hands her a stack of papers* "Don't worry about the bottom packet, I'll take care of that for you. As for your position.................I guess I can use a second hand in these interviews. what do ya say?"

[sO fReAkIn oDd]

*eye slit on shack slides open and shut quickly. SFO opens the door and crawls out. His long 5 ft beard drags on the floor Notices the weird glances from people around him.*

SFO: My beard always grows this fast! -erm- I'm going for a hermit look! Yea, a hermit look........

*Weird stares continue. SFO stomps away angrily, mumbling something about burning everything.*