Lorne Lanning

M.O.M · #1 10-17-2002, 02:54 PM

I know Lorne Lanning does most of the voices for the oddworld characters but does anyone know any sites where i can get pics of him

***Xavier*** · #2 10-17-2002, 03:31 PM

look at here
http://www.oddworld-fr.com/recherche...ion=rechercher

M.O.M · #3 10-17-2002, 03:35 PM

Thanks for that Xav

Jacob · #4 10-17-2002, 04:46 PM

Personally i believe Lorne is a money hungry, evil man. He decided to go on 'Pop Stars' under the alias of 'Darius' (Which is actually Squeaks 1st name) to see if he could win and rake in loadsa money. He came here cos he isnt that well known. Anyway, he failed as he got a little too carried away with the whole Britney Spears rendition. After he failed he hugged all the girls and then went back to America, cursing the judges who let him go. And then went back to OWI's were nobody was the wiser...
Anyway after trying again in 'Pop Idol' and only getting through after Sherry brutally beat up Fat Rick he made a come back...only to be phwarted by Gareth and Will. In the end he gave up and got some guy to replace him...putting the difference in look down to a 'shaved face' (Yeh, right Lorne. I know the truth!!)

M.O.M · #5 10-17-2002, 04:48 PM

Where did you come up with that theroy????????????????????????????????????????????
It kinda makes sense for some strange reason

***Xavier*** · #6 10-17-2002, 04:49 PM

what the

they doesn't like the same

M.O.M · #7 10-17-2002, 04:51 PM

after cutting his hair and a bit of a makeover and u could turn lorne into darius
*Shudders*

rikkypop · #8 10-17-2002, 05:34 PM

i also think he's Darius in discise

Mac the Janitor · #9 10-17-2002, 05:43 PM

Man, you guys take Chris so seriously...

Jacob · #10 10-17-2002, 06:08 PM

I am God to the small people...

***Xavier*** · #11 10-17-2002, 06:27 PM

that was a strange observation, just funny nothing more

M.O.M · #12 10-18-2002, 05:55 PM

Who is Chris??????????

***Wil*** · #13 10-18-2002, 06:04 PM

Chris is the jolly chap who has the username 'Jacob'. He's a friendly fellow who regails us with tales of comic value.

Alector · #14 10-18-2002, 11:04 PM

Wow, *rubs eyes*

I never thought that he looked so cute when he was younger.

Erm...*cough*
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,,I'm a god to the small people?" Almost sounds like Friedrich Nietzsche...
From where have you got this story? If it isn't a made up.

I have one question : What's his history to you? Is it necessary to tell everyone what he is?
He's even not a person you know personally, I think so.
When he would be such a bad boy and a money-hungry monster, would he spend the most of his time to sit down and work on Oddworld stories, just to satisfy stupid, impatient and intolerant fanatics?
Just because Munch's Oddysee releazed on XBox and not on PS2, tons of "fans" said Oddworld is shitty!
Maybe you picked this story somewhere up. Maybe where old fans want to let off steam just to good.

To be honest, I don't believe anything of this story. And if this would be the truth, I wouldn't change my opinion.

One more question : Why do you jump around these boards when you say that Mr Lanning such a person?

- Alector

Jacob · #15 10-19-2002, 12:08 PM

*Sighs*
I never thought i would have to say this to you, you seemed clever and reasonable...but...but it seems you have been infected with something called 'Morosis' which is a disorder which makes you immensly stupid...no...thats not harsh enough...it makes you as thick as Pig shit...(Well, even though its not as harsh, it gets my point across.).

Would any of the younger children care to point out to Alector that, that was a joke...and that she is immensly stupid. It would have more of an impact from a younger child...as it would make her seem more than averagly stupid...idiotic...moronic...you should bow your head in shame, girl. You have shamed the female specie...!!

***Alcar*** · #16 10-19-2002, 12:19 PM

Jacob tone it down a bit.

And, that whole thing was a joke!!?? Is Morosis curable!?!?!??!

Alcar...

Jacob · #17 10-19-2002, 12:43 PM

:

Wow, *rubs eyes*

I never thought that he looked so cute when he was younger.

Young people, she believed the story. Feel free to follow in my footsteps and hack her down to size...

Alcar - I cant tone it down, its toned down enough...

And yes, Morosis can be curable...you just have to get a life and then its done.

Alector · #18 10-21-2002, 07:47 AM

NO COMMENT!

*is red like a tomatoe and hides in her lair*

M.O.M · #19 10-21-2002, 08:21 AM

This went from lorne lanning to darius and now a argument between alector and jacob

Jacob · #20 10-21-2002, 11:47 AM

I wouldn't exactly call it an argument. More of a few silly remarks...ok...stupid remarks and me pointing them out to her...

paramiteabe · #21 10-21-2002, 01:38 PM

If you look at the OWI staff photo of the AO instruction manual, Lanning doesn't have facial hair. But the name "Lorn" is strange. Interesting theory you have there.

***Xavier*** · #22 10-21-2002, 04:38 PM

PA there is a E at the end of LornE

M.O.M · #23 10-21-2002, 05:32 PM

interseting name: Lorne

***Nate*** · #24 10-21-2002, 10:50 PM

plenty of americans have wierd names (at least in the opinion of peopel outside the US).

examples: Pacey, Spencer, Dawson, Chad...

M.O.M · #25 10-22-2002, 07:27 AM

i know but some of them sound cool, i live in england any way

i like Xander

***Cloverfield*** · #26 10-23-2002, 05:59 AM

Okay, we all know that Jacob loves to make jokes out of things ... so no more arguing and getting angry and calling people names.

Lorne actually has short hair now, as is shown in a recent picture of him (click to enlarge if you really want to).

Abe Babe...

M.O.M · #27 10-23-2002, 06:48 AM

he looks completely different

***Xavier*** · #28 10-23-2002, 02:09 PM

I preferd him with long hear... it was more like an artist

M.O.M · #29 10-23-2002, 04:22 PM

true long hair suits him

Jacob · #30 10-23-2002, 07:09 PM

He should gell it, wear some Gucci shades, Armani (Or Versace or Gucci) suit, Gucci shoes and Rolex watch...then...and only then...would he look truly amazing...

(Trust me, im practicly Gay...)