OK..time to escape....
*sees guard dressed up like Micheal Jackson and dancing*
AHHHHHHHHH!!! NOT HIM!!!
*punches and kicks him to a pulp*
Right......to distract ze guards but how.......
*sees badger with a megaphone singing Men In Black*
Badger: *tunelessly singing* Here come the men in the black.....Galaxy defenders......
Gimme that Yasmin badger!!!
Badger: I have to sing and perfect my beautiful voice...I'm planning to sing Titanic to the old folks at the retirement home.
*rolls eyes and knock the badger out with megaphone*
Hehehe now to sing a random song......loud.....I must think what song I'll sing to scare the guards away tempoaryly...Mmmmm
*thinks*
*~*~ 72 days later *~*~
I got it.....I'll sing tainted love!!!
*deep breath*
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
I've lost my lights
I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Guard: What's that unbearble sound??
Guard #2: AH MY EARS!!!
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Badger: *explodes and fur flys everywhere*
Guard #3: JESUS!!! *plugs up ears with C:4*
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
You think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
*headbangs*
Guards: AHHHHHHHH THIS IS BAD!!! IT'S GONNA BLOW!!
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Seymour: NOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOO!!!
Self Destruct System: 11 mins to total destruction
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Self Destruct System: 5 mins to total destruction
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
Self Destruct System: 50 seconds
There.....distraction worked. Now to run to the armouy room!!
*runs*
*dramatic music*
Will Alecks make it in time?
Will the guards get over it?
Will Self Destruct System Lady explode??
Find out........NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
j/k I just had to do that
-Alecks
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