One of Middlesboogie's trademark word-games! 'What's worse?'

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #1 08-02-2002, 07:57 PM

Woo, haven't done a word game for a while.

This is a variant of the 'which do you prefer?' game that I started months and months ago (it got about 8 pages of replies, then died... it was even bigger than DH's 'kittens' topic). You've probably seen similar ones on other boards: person 1 posts two things, person 2 says which of those two they prefer then says another two things, repeat ad nauseum).

This new game works on the same idea, but the object of the gae is reversed!
I'll start by posting two yucky things, and whoever posts next has to say which of those they think is worse, then post two of their own for the next dude.

What's worse...
1) Finding a used condom?
2) Finding a used tampon?

Gluk Schmuck · #2 08-02-2002, 08:04 PM

2. Ick!

1. Meeting Middlesboogie.
2. Meeting Dan (I have experience on this one).

dark_xinos · #3 08-02-2002, 08:15 PM

2.
I dont know why... sorry Dan. And I dont think anna would be happy

.

1.Finding a snail in your bed.
OR
2.While putting on your shoes, you notice a famaly of huge harry spiders in you shoes.

Gluk Schmuck · #4 08-02-2002, 08:20 PM

1. How the 'ell did that get there? :S

1. An hour of cricket.
2. An hour of baseball.

dark_xinos · #5 08-02-2002, 08:25 PM

1. Cuas I like Baseball.

1.Wolfenstain 3D
2.Doom 2

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #6 08-02-2002, 08:28 PM

1) At least the rules of baseball ar understandable. The British are damn good at making up games that nobody can understand the rules of (and then get thrashed at them by other nations).

EDIT:
Re: Erik's question:
2) Wolfenstein looks better.

1) Getting your hands trapped in the doors of a moving train (and you're outside the train)
2) Getting stuck in a tiny room with a cow with diarrhoea

Gluk Schmuck · #7 08-02-2002, 08:30 PM

1. Too many games tell you they're 3D in the title.

Edit: Aww crap!

2. Ick!

1. A bar of soap.
2. A print cartrige.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #8 08-02-2002, 08:33 PM

1) I hate bar soap... everyone else has been rubbing it over their filthy hands. Gotta have liquid soap.

1) Red hot poker up the arse
2) Knitting needle in the eardrum

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #9 08-02-2002, 08:35 PM

2. They're both horrible.. but the ear... Ech.

1. Having both of your feet sliced off slowly.
2. Your fingers chopped off one by one. (but quickly)

dark_xinos · #10 08-02-2002, 08:42 PM

*Cries!!*
1. Cuas hen I can still use a computer...

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Jump and land in the middle of a giant pool of non poisenus...
1.Snakes
2.Huge harry spiders.

Gluk Schmuck · #11 08-02-2002, 08:42 PM

1. Ouch but I need my fingers.
(It's 'anus', Anna :P)

Edit: 2.

1. Mario.
2. Luigi.

Rex Tirano · #12 08-03-2002, 09:31 AM

HUGE HAIRY SPIDERS..URRGGG

Well:
1. Meeting me
or
2.Meetin me?

***Wil*** · #13 08-03-2002, 09:58 AM

2) Definitely and without a doubt. Nothing is worse than meetin you.

Except possibly people who bounce...

So, which is worse:
1) A McDonald's, Marks and Spencer, HMV and Next in every city, or
2) No cities?

Rex Tirano · #14 08-03-2002, 10:00 AM

definately 1!! I'm a country girl! lol so.....

1. Metting Bouncy
or
2. Meeting me?

***Wil*** · #15 08-03-2002, 10:49 AM

1) Okay, then, there are two things worse than meetin you.

Now pick, before I pick for you:
1) Spam (useless topics)
or
2) Spam (stuff you eat even though it's not edible)

Rex Tirano · #16 08-03-2002, 10:53 AM

number 2. I can stand ppl spamming cos syd banns em. but ugh. stuff in cans yuck!
whats orse
been eaten by a snake
or
being eaten by a snake?

mitsur · #17 08-03-2002, 02:48 PM

2 DUH!!AHGGGG Its eating meee......*Swallow and burb*

1)Killing a cat
2)Having a hairy spider crawl over your face

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #18 08-03-2002, 05:31 PM

Rex: Stop posting two identical options! That's just stupid.

Max: How can you hate HMV and Marks & Sparks! I buy all my clothes from the latter and nearly all my CDS and a lot of games from the former. And Spam is lovely; I ate six other people's helpings as well as my own last time I had some.

1) I'm not scared of hairy spiders; it's the ones with the really long thin legs I don't like.

1) Wet cat-food (as opposed to biscuits) and jelly (actual jelly, not Merkin jam) sandwich
2) Week-old tripe and onions

dark_xinos · #19 08-03-2002, 05:41 PM

2. Cuas I hate the look of catfood, and I dont know what tripe is...

1.Being forced to eat rotten fruit untill you have to go to the hospital.
2.Telling your paents that you killed someone

Mac the Janitor · #20 08-03-2002, 06:03 PM

1) I honestly don't know why.

OK peeps, be prepared for an offending question!

1)eating your best friend

2)eating your parents

Rex Tirano · #21 08-03-2002, 06:26 PM

Eating your parents! They ae family! Though its still sick!! I wouldn't eat my best friend any way!

well as 12 has said somat i shall put:
1. Kissing the geek at school?
or
2. Eating a rotting, raw, mank old Smelly Trout?

SeaRex · #22 08-03-2002, 06:37 PM

2. The fish thing.

1. Being castrated with a rusty butcher knife...
OR
2. Breathing in worm eggs... which go to your lungs and make you sick and congested... and when you cough the eggs stick to your thraot... when you swallow... they go to your stomach where they hatch and burrow out of you... slowly killing you... internal bleeding... stomach pains...

Mac the Janitor · #23 08-03-2002, 06:40 PM

2 of course.

1)being tied to a tree and whacked with flaming spikey rods like a pinata

2)watching a full hour of Jar Jar Binks

Rex Tirano · #24 08-03-2002, 07:01 PM

dfinately 1...."meesa jar jar binksa" aaarrrrrggggg!!

How about:-

Meeting your exboy/girl friend who you were intamet with e.g bed together and showers together ect!or
or
Spending a whole day with freak next door who every time tey see yu they try to kiss you. But they are ugly an have smelly breath. They havn't brushed thier teeth for 5 years and the feet smell!
uggghhhhhh!

Jacob · #25 08-04-2002, 01:40 AM

Ermmm...1, who'd choose the latter!? Wots so bad about 1 anyways. Ok, ermmmm.

(1) - Eating your feet and hands off of your body...
OR
(2) - Having your teeth pulled out with no antheasetic or pain killers...(Yeesh)

***Wil*** · #26 08-04-2002, 05:32 PM

I think people have got misled - the idea is to identify which of the two is the worse.

In this case, 1. Eating my hands and feet would mean I wouldn't be able to run on Sports Day...

Here's a couple to ponder over:
1) Being the richest man in the world, but losing your fortune after spending every last penny on diction lessons.
2) Being a diction tutor.

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #27 08-05-2002, 05:31 PM

1. How stupid of me... I don't want any stinking diction lessons...

1. Having to tell lies all of the time

2. Having to speak what is exactly on your mind all of the time

***Wil*** · #28 08-05-2002, 06:02 PM

Depends...does 'speak' include 'post on Oddworld Forums'? If so, then 2. would probably be the worse. Just think how many people I could offend if I traded courtesy for truthfulness. And the secrets I'd have to tell... that just frightens me.

Okay, now it's your turn (big sparkling hand emerges from the clouds and points and the next poster).
1. Being really capable of something, but never having a chance to exercise your abilities.
2. Having something really important depending on your abilities, only you have none of those needed, and have no chance of getting them either.

Hmm, my imagination is faltering.

And Anna, I never said I hated HMV or Marks - I just don't want them to be in every town in England. They tend to frighten away all the quaint little shops that give settlements their own personality.

ZombieX · #29 08-05-2002, 06:31 PM

1. Discovering the worst person in the Universe was you.
2. Discovering you had to endure your worst fear for all of eternity to save the Universe.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #30 08-06-2002, 03:03 PM

Max: 1 is worse, and I know because I often experience it. With 2, you can always pass the buck.

ZombieX: 2. 1 is already true and it doesn't bother me.