Who were you in your Past Life!?

[Jacob]

Here's me;

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Filippines approximately on 1425.
Your profession was builder of houses, temples, cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.

[Sl'askia]

I do believe in reincarnation...but haven't a clue what/who I was in my past life/lives.

[Jacob]

Yeah, thats the idiot part of me kicking in. I forgot to add the link to the actual site that gave me that info...

Be afraid...Be very a...oh, a Jelly bean!!

[Gluk Schmuck]

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Afrika approximately on 1575.
Your profession was writer, dramatist, organizer of rituals.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.

[Alcar]

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern East Australia approximately on 1775.
Your profession was leader, major, captain.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.


What is most scary is that it is just like me now in my present life.
I am Male, I live in Eastern Australia. I am timid, quiet and have creative talents. And I know that my perceptions are different from most people.

Weird.

Alcar...

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Oceania approximately on 1575.
Your profession was sailor, shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning.

Some bits seem scarily accurate, just as horoscopes occasionally do, but I always attribute that sort of thing to coincidence. I reckon the script just randomly generates bits of sentences from a list.
For the record, I don't believe in reincarnation. It's a lovely theory and I want to believe it, but I see no scientific basis for it.

[oddling]

I beleive in reancarnation, is that how you spell it? Anyway this is creepy, I don't know why but I'm kinda scared right now. Seriously. Hey I'm only 10 what do you expect!

Diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it but you were a Female in your last Earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Afrika approximatley at 1425. Your profession was farmer, weaver, tailor.
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Your breif psycological profile in that past life:

Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could see your future lives. Others perseved you as an idealist iluminating a path to the future.
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Lesson that your past life has brought to present:

Your lesson--to develop kind attitude to people, to aquire a gift of understanding and passion.

Okay, this is very strange, this test has scared me for some reason, not in a bad way, a good way, somehow. I don't really now whats going on now, I got mixed emossions or something. Weird.

Oddling l:c l

[Oddness]

I do believe in reincarnation, however it doesn't have anything to do with your birthdate...

I got the oldest... O_o

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Austria approximately on 800.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

[sligster]

I was a famouse dancing/singing/acting Europeon woman? I died from a plane crash? Oh, yeah, I remember that now!

[Wolfpac]

Diagnosis:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Arktik approximately on 650.
Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people.


Now is it just me or does a Female from 650 A.D just a Home maker. I can't see a female back then being an executor of sacrifices. I'm actually suprised that no-one has got the same yet.

[Joe the Intern]

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Spain approximately on 1400.
Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn determination and persistency. Every misfortune should crash upon your strong will.


Hmmm... That's weird. Oh well.

[salty pretzils]

Hmmm....No animals? That does not seem to make sence if you look at it the Buddist way..You must be a pretty holy group of people in past lives to constantly be humans...
Ah well.

[Rex Tirano]

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Spain approximately on 1350.
Your profession was banker, usurer, moneylender, judge.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn determination and persistency. Every misfortune should crash upon your strong will.
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Now you remember?

[mitsur]

Heres mine:

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tibet approximately on 425.
Your profession was seaman, cook, carpenter.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

[Al the Vykker]

This is very creepy....I don't know what to beleive about reincarnation.


I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern West Australia approximately on 875.
Your profession was teacher, mathematician, geologist.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
There is the invisible connection between material and spiritual world. Your lesson -- to search, to find and to use this bridge.
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Now you remember?