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07-14-2002, 02:39 PM
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Top Hiccup Cures

1. Surprise Nut trample
2. Two spoonfuls of honey, shot of rum, repeat 12 times
3. Savage blow to solar plexus
4. Put Gas station air hose in mouth and pinch nose
5. Artificial Esophagus implant
6 Prayer
7. Complain about Hiccups

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how do you get rid of the bastards, i count backwards
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07-14-2002, 03:34 PM
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In all seriousness, eat half of a lemon. I do that every time, and their gone within a matter of seconds.
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07-14-2002, 03:36 PM
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I just wait for them to go away by themselves; they never stick around for more than 10 minutes. I actually quite like having hiccups; it's rather funny.
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07-14-2002, 03:56 PM
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its so embarrasing when you get the loud ones and your at school...
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07-14-2002, 04:05 PM
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For me the only way to get rid of them is to hold my breath then drink as much water as possible. Works all the time for me. Though one time I got rid of them when someone scared the sh*t out of me.
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07-14-2002, 07:00 PM
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I always find that deflating my stomach is the best way to end a bout of hiccups, although if I want to avoid catching them in the first place I just intentionally tickle my diaphram until I've finished a meal.
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