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  #1  
07-12-2002, 05:14 AM
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So You've Decided to Be Evil

http://evil-guide.tripod.com/
The links have all of the information, but if you don't like reading (you should, it's quite funny) just go here to make you very own plan for World Domination

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Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
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07-12-2002, 05:32 AM
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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Those nasty mean english teachers...

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07-12-2002, 05:34 AM
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, frightened by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your unholy weapon, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.


Any Australians may want to forget about going to the opera house on the 24th... Hm, and I'm competing with Alcar for all those pathetic souls now. Damn you, you demented challanger.

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07-12-2002, 02:54 PM
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.


Mine is just soooo totally inevitable...
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07-12-2002, 03:21 PM
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your secret death ray, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment

Hmmm....

Sweet....
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07-12-2002, 03:57 PM
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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the White House. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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07-12-2002, 04:03 PM
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate New York. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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07-12-2002, 07:57 PM
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Hay this is funny!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a police chief. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge Empire State Building. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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07-12-2002, 08:02 PM
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I'm Evil
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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07-12-2002, 08:03 PM
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Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
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07-13-2002, 12:11 AM
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to choke on their food, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money

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