Thank you, Kaimana!
Okay, here it is:
The year is 2597 AD. Almost every business in the galaxy that means something is on Xandox. If you want to make your business big, Xandox's the way to go. But there is some downsides to being the capital planet of the galaxy. Population. You see, Xandox is the most crowded place ever known. Its population density is off the charts. So, the URF (Universal RoboForce) has decided to send a man named Badgi (pronounced BAD-GEE, not BAD-GUY) to look for a desolate planet suitable for colonization. Now, the robot RJ has been in the URF for twice as long as Badgi, and is severly dissapointed that he was not chosen to go on this mission. Instead, he gets to pick up trash on the highway. Oh boy.
(BTW I will tell you more about RJ soon)
Meanwhile, Jimbo Zinton wakes up in his humble RV spaceship. Now, Jimbo is a very unpopular young Martian (one of the nine Martians in the entire galaxy), so he wasn't exactly looking foward to going to school. All Martians were forced to be trained to be janitors. He gets out of his bed and goes to eat some cereal while watching TV. His favorite show, Clarkanium, starts. He loses track of time, misses the hover bus, and has to rush to school one his hover bike (as you can see, almost everything hovers
). Rushing through the crammed, speeding traffic of hover cars, Jimbo notices the Universal Time indicator: 07:57 A.M. He could still make it in time.
Back to RJ now. He pointed his trash magnet at a can and it instantly stuck to the magnet. He threw it in the trash bag and trudged along to the next pile of junk. He aimed the stick at another can, clicked the magnet on, and- WHOOSH- something zooms past him, and his trash magnet gets stuck to it. The thing raced through traffic, bashing RJ against every hovercar it passed. RJ could feel his circuts overheating, his vision sensors fading. Before he knew it he was out like a light.
Jimbo parked his hoverbike sloppily in the slots next to Ingelbert Middle School and rushed inside to the elevator. He heard the elevator say, "Please state the desired floor."
"Floor 273," Jimbo slurred quickly.
"Now taking you to Floor 273. Please be patient."
Jimbo stood in the elevator, biting his lip and sweating like a pig. The annoying elevator music made it even worse. I better not be late, he thought, or Plazo's gonna kill me.
He finally heard the ding of the elevator and the doors slid open. He ran to the door marked MARTIAN.
"Jimbo Zinton," said Mr. Plazo, the teacher, "How wonderful of you to finally show up. Please be seated."
He sat next to the only other Martian in the room, and his best friend: Elwood. That's right, a class of two.
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As Jimbo walked out of the school and over to his hoverbike, he noticed a sudden spark behind it. Oh no, he thought, but I just took it in to be fixed three days ago. Great.
But as he approached his hoverbike, he noticed something attached to the back. A broken robot. And not just any robot. A Universal RoboForce robot. There were fines against wrecking the circuts of one of those. Big fines.
So, do you like it so far? It's going to be an Adventure/Comedy. I know it's not funny now, but I left out a bunch. But eventually, Jimbo tries to bribe RJ with many electronic wonders to not sue him. RJ reassures him that it was not his fault, and pays him back by taking him for a ride in his spaceship that was built for battle. Unfortunately, Jimbo messes with the controls and they end up shipwrecked on a planet that they did not know with no food, no fuel, and no communication.
It's has a lot of elements of a buddy movie; there's the strict guy (RJ) and the goofball (Jimbo). I'm thinking of changing the name of the movie; the current title honestly sucks.
Please don't copy or use any of my ideas and/or characters. I've worked a long time with thinking up this plot; what I've told you isn't even half of it. If you did, I would be very dissapointed and sad. So please dont.
OK, I'm done boring you. That's basically the starting plot.
Mac's Shack of Crap
And I think Freeserers is pissed or soemthing...
