Unquestionable pool-toy based disproof of god
I thought that subject name might grab some attention.
As those of you who know me have undoubtedly figured out, mine is not an exciting existance. Most of my days on this earth thus far have been spent engrossed in such noble pursuits as arbitrarily moving furniture, re-sorting the boxes beneath my stairs for the umpteen billionth time, playing video games up until the utmost limit where my head begins to implode, or something along those lines. Needless to say, I am often bored beyond the describing power of words.
Which is exactly why I've decided to build a website. Yes, a website, but not just another stolen art and bi annual updates, poorly drawn comics and people-in-Belgium-really-need-to-know-that-I-can-draw-the-sword-from-Highlander kind of site. No, a site where... I don't know what. A site that'll give me something to do. That kind of site.
Which is where you guys come in. The situation is a simple one- my only criteria for this site is that it attract and hold onto the interests of as many people as possible, because, frankly, I like attention. The question, therefore- What do YOU want to see on my website? Essays? Games? Comics that DON'T look like they were drawn by a middleschooler with Parkinsons? What features will make YOU want to bookmark my site, logging on regularly, perhaps even religiously, to see what's new? What are YOU craving for most of the time you're bored and online (keeping in mind that I can barely get women to eat with me, let alone pose in the nude). What do YOU think would make others want to come back again and again, as though a pavlovian response were triggered by the distant sound of an update? If YOU were Viacom Entertainment, what would YOU want in an amateur site to spontaneously buy massive amounts of advertising on for a rediculously inflated price? Remember, it's all about YOU.
Hopefully, with your help, this rather ambiguous sounding web site will be a true haven for we the ultra-bored, the quintesential do-nothings of the world. It could be a thing of beauty. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go turn my end-table around, then play another 37 hours of Morrowind.
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