Valet the slig

M.O.M · #1 06-30-2002, 07:15 PM

I wonder if he was like a popper before he decided to don the tophat, sequins and cane

Oddsville · #2 06-30-2002, 07:16 PM

I think he started out like that? But he's ruined now thanks to Lulu.

M.O.M · #3 06-30-2002, 07:19 PM

i like the lulu vendo

***Xavier*** · #4 06-30-2002, 07:28 PM

I think the same as Oddsville.
you can find info's about the valet here:
http://www.oddworld.com/universe/ind.../ow_valet.html

sligster · #5 06-30-2002, 07:28 PM

Actually, Valet used to be a stand up comedian at a glukkon bar. But then Lulu showed up and hired Valet to stay by his side and tell his hillarious jokes every day.

***Xavier*** · #6 06-30-2002, 07:34 PM

realy? I never saw anything about that.
where did you learned that?

Oddsville · #7 06-30-2002, 07:36 PM

Yes tell us! I must know where you found that info if Im ever to boost my reputation and gain some type of Oddworld Knowledge title here!

Edit- I just looked at Xaviers link thouroghly and I found that he actually started out as the sadistic host of the popular game show "Name the Trauma" (and I belive thats the game show pic that Xavier has.), later on he moved to personal slavery and after that he became Lulu's valet. Im not sure if what Sligster said is true but its interesting.

sligster · #8 06-30-2002, 07:42 PM

Really? I did read somewhere that he used to be a comedian but then Lulu hired him. Huh, I guess they were wrong.

***Xavier*** · #9 06-30-2002, 07:43 PM

oddsville! yes!
it's the show of the picture I posted, that's it!
wonderfull!

sligster · #10 06-30-2002, 07:49 PM

What pic ! Where! I never saw that pic! Could you post it! Please?

***Xavier*** · #11 06-30-2002, 07:51 PM

here is the pic

TheKhanzumer · #12 06-30-2002, 07:53 PM

Oddsville, why are you so worried about gaining an "Oddworld Knowledge Title"? You have already proven that you are very knowledgable on all things oddworld. Plus, I have already suggested a title, Oddworld Almanac. If that catches then congradulations, if it dosn't then the forum members don't think you deserve it yet. Keep trying but don't make it so obvious that you are trying.

Just some friendly advice.

***Xavier*** · #13 06-30-2002, 07:56 PM

I'm allready happy with my "pic founder" title.
I know much about oddworld but I missed a lot cause I only know english for nearly a year. So I missed everything on the old oddworld website

sligster · #14 06-30-2002, 07:57 PM

Those poor Mudokkons, I dont know what their doing to the first one, their pulling the second ones arms and legs off, and the third one, it looks like their shoving spikes into him

Oddsville · #15 06-30-2002, 07:57 PM

Yeah I guess your right, Sorry Khanzumer and to anyone else I annoyed. I guess I was just worried that everyone would forget that I wanted to be called Oddworld Almanac.

***Xavier*** · #16 06-30-2002, 08:01 PM

you know for me you are a reference...
so you are the Oddworld Almanac for me

in order:
Max (encyclopedia)
TheKhanzumer (dictionary)
Oddsville (Almanac)

and
Xavier (lexicon)

TheKhanzumer · #17 06-30-2002, 08:04 PM

I wonder if we could get custom ranks?

Oddsville · #18 06-30-2002, 08:04 PM

lol, Lexicon I like that. I just wanna know how you manage to get any and every pic of Oddworld avalable?

Edit- Thats a cool idea Khanzumer.

***Xavier*** · #19 06-30-2002, 08:09 PM

excellent idee TheKhanzumer.
to get any and every pic of Oddworld?
well here is my secret:

1: find a new pic
2: remember what's on it
3: remember where it is
4: remember how you found it (option)

but I will never tell you how to find pics, proffesional secret, sorry

Oddsville · #20 06-30-2002, 08:12 PM

lol, thats ok Xavier. Thanks for the info you could give me. I wouldn't worry though, I could never match your Oddworld title.

***Xavier*** · #21 06-30-2002, 08:19 PM

hey TheKhanzumer,
that can be realy sweet, a special rank for us...
I can see it:

Xavier
Picture finder

amasing

Kaimana · #22 06-30-2002, 09:50 PM

You know when i first came here i was amazed with Xaviers pi finding technics very good Xavier and congrats on reaching Glockstar. I still ahve a long way to go.

Mac the Janitor · #23 06-30-2002, 09:54 PM

Yeah, that's a really cool idea!

Maybe we could ask Abe Babe or Pilot about it...

I dunno what I would be called, though...

sligster · #24 07-01-2002, 12:04 AM

You could be janitor man!

tybie_odd · #25 07-01-2002, 12:38 AM

Oddsville, you're my one and only Oddworld Almanac!

I think custom ranks would be a GREAT idea.

Xavier, you are too amazing! I bet even Lorne himself couldn't fin as many Oddworld pics as you!!

is there something I could do to get you to find all the rare slig pics for me? I'd trade you about anything.

Sligster, that's cool info on the Valet. Even if it didn't make the final cut, I still consider it all true to the Slig Spirit.

and Xavier, I would never have guessed that English wasn't your first language! I personally know a lot of people who can't speak English as well as you, even though it IS their first language!

I love the Valet even more than Newscaster! He has a really strong spirit to keep trying and trying in a world where all his overlords are against him. And to still be able to laugh and joke about it! What a strong being. I hope he shows up in future games.

Mac the Janitor · #26 07-01-2002, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by sligster
You could be janitor man!

Yes, I bet I could!

Max is Oddworld Encyclopedia cuz he knows a bunch about what makes Oddworld go round,
Oddsville is the Oddworld Almanac cuz he knows landforms and about the planet and maps and stuff...I guess...

Xavier is the Picture Finder cuz...well, pretty self explanatory...
And I am the Oddworld Janitor, cuz I know how to clean the Oddworld toilets, and what lube works best on slig pants, and...and...OK, I guess I don't know that.

But hey, I wouldn't mind being called Part Time Martian (just look at my avatar) or Asparagus Dude or something. Someone please help me!

tybie_odd · #27 07-01-2002, 06:00 AM

How about Asparagus Martian? i dunno. You have a right to be called whatever you want! Hmmm....Asparagustian? Y'know, no offence but the whole asparagus thing seems almost religeous.

j/k i think it's pretty original.

Edit: What should I be called?

***Xavier*** · #28 07-01-2002, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by tybie_odd
Xavier, you are too amazing! I bet even Lorne himself couldn't fin as many Oddworld pics as you!! is there something I could do to get you to find all the rare slig pics for me? I'd trade you about anything.

honestly I don't have realy rare pictures of Sligs at the moment. But I saw you got some official pictures of OWI (I saw it on a photo of the odd-tour), can you please scan them and post them on this forum it would be realy great!

I promise when I find a rare pic of a slig I will send it to you

btw: what's your adress I think I just found something

Oddsville · #29 07-01-2002, 01:30 PM

Well, what you'd you liked to be called Tybie_odd?

tybie_odd · #30 07-02-2002, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Xavier

I saw you got some official pictures of OWI (I saw it on a photo of the odd-tour), can you please scan them and post them on this forum it would be realy great!

btw: what's your adress I think I just found something

Not sure which ones you mean. The stickers, probably? I'll scan them all and have em posted somewhere later today, and give a link here. My email is tybie_jf@yahoo.com Drop a line anytime!

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Oddsville, for me? Hmmm...something Sliggy, definately. Sligist? Slig-Lover? Hmm.. gee this is tough....

what fun though!