Who would U be?

M.O.M · #1 06-30-2002, 05:14 PM

WHO WOULD YOU BE

Kaimana · #2 06-30-2002, 05:20 PM

I would be a Gabbit because they are amphibious and i like the water (seing how i live in Hawaii water is my life) It would be really could to be a Gabbit.

Mac the Janitor · #3 06-30-2002, 05:54 PM

Um, okay...

I would probably be a slig. They are just too cool.

PS: Want some asparagus?

***Xavier*** · #4 06-30-2002, 06:29 PM

please stop all those poll's
vykkers

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #5 07-01-2002, 07:13 AM

I voted Glukkon. I'd be a nice one, though; I'd get some of the Cartelian policies changed so that Sligs and Mudokons aren't treated like dirt so much.

And yes, I would like some asparagus. I can't get enough of the stuff!

General Drippik · #6 07-01-2002, 07:20 AM

Vykkers. You get to cut fuzzles open and shove needles up their anus.

oddling · #7 07-02-2002, 12:15 AM

General Drippik you are horrible! As for me I like being a Slig still but it would be cool to see what it was like to be someone else so I day Mudokon! Then i'd finaly get to marry Abe!* Grabs Abe by neck and kisses him*

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #8 07-02-2002, 12:55 AM

You've got some serious issues to work out with Abe!!!!!

But I agree with Gen. Drippik! Cutting open fuzzles and shoving needles up there anus! Thats the life!

Black Waltz 0 · #9 07-02-2002, 02:18 AM

I'd love to be a slig!!!!
I could wander around with a gun and blast the $*&%^% out of escapees!! (I'm sick of having to shoot paper tagets!)
And I'd become famous like the Valet(But I wouldn't become a hobo!)

***Alcar*** · #10 07-02-2002, 02:29 AM

General Dripik and Sligster!!!

Cut that language out at once! there is absolutely NO reason to say things like that on here, have you forgotten that these forums also have young impressionable children here, but then again one or two of you ARE children.

Refrain from posting anymore words like that, there is no need. You can express your words in other ways.

I would prefer to be a Gabbit.

Alcar...

oddling · #11 07-02-2002, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
, have you forgotten that these forums also have young impressionable children here, but then again one or two of you ARE children.

Um if a 10 year old is considerd a child then a child just did hear it. It's not like I havn't heard it before anyway. I know alot of things i shouldn't know. And me and my friends are still trying to find out what a dill-doe is.

Oddling l:c l

***Alcar*** · #12 07-02-2002, 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by oddling

Um if a 10 year old is considerd a child then a child just did hear it. It's not like I havn't heard it before anyway. I know alot of things i shouldn't know. And me and my friends are still trying to find out what a dill-doe is.

Oddling l:c l

I understand this, but swearing like that is also just not appropriate.

Plus it's breaking Oddworld Rules #1

Alcar...

Kaimana · #13 07-02-2002, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
General Dripik and Sligster!!!

Cut that language out at once! there is absolutely NO reason to say things like that on here, have you forgotten that these forums also have young impressionable children here, but then again one or two of you ARE children.

Refrain from posting anymore words like that, there is no need. You can express your words in other ways.

I would prefer to be a Gabbit.

Alcar...

I agree with Alcar there is no reason to say things like that. I also agree with Alcar i would also want to be a Gabbit like i said before.

scrabinator · #14 07-02-2002, 11:10 AM

I voted a mudokon because they are the most human-like things.

dark_xinos · #15 07-02-2002, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by scrabinator
I voted a mudokon because they are the most human-like things.

I was thinking that very sentence when i was scrolling down to the bottom of the page... IM PSYCIC!

sligster · #16 07-02-2002, 08:47 PM

Okay, sorry bout that. Didnt know that was breaking rules. won't happen again. *crosses fingers*

Disgruntled Intern · #17 07-02-2002, 09:41 PM

Um, excuse me, but since when has the word 'anus' ever been admitted into the list of profanities? Lighten up alcar, it could have been much worse. I'd rather see the users use proper terms rather than 'silly' words, like 'poop chute' 'bum hole' and so on. Would it be a crime from me to say 'feces' rather than that naughty "S" word? perhaps I should just say "doo doo" instead. I mean, after all, as long as we don't expose them to it, the young impressionable minds on the board will never have to hear such foul words, right?

Gluk Schmuck · #18 07-02-2002, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Alcar
Cut that language out at once! there is absolutely NO reason to say things like that on here, have you forgotten that these forums also have young impressionable children here, but then again one or two of you ARE children.
Refrain from posting anymore words like that, there is no need. You can express your words in other ways.

I assume you're refering to the word 'anus.' This is actually the 'technical' term for a certain anatomical location so why you find it so offencive is far beyond my field of logic.
Even if your problem is with these words together, 'shove needles up their anus,' that's hardly offencive. And, really. Are any of the things vykkers do child-friendly?

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Originally posted by oddling
And me and my friends are still trying to find out what a dill-doe is.

You'll never find it in a dictionary with a spelling like that...
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=dildo

oddling · #19 07-03-2002, 12:13 AM

Eww. Ummmm crap I posted THAT on the forums?! Eugh gross! i feel horible!*Wacks self on forehead with palm like when Mudokons commite suicide* Sorry guys! We were just wondering what it ment cause I heard it on South Park one night! Wow I now alot of stuff I shouldn't for my age. Oh well!

Oddling l:c l

Kaimana · #20 07-03-2002, 01:49 AM

Well now you know Oddling *thinks to himself "so sad when this happens". Oh well.

***Alcar*** · #21 07-03-2002, 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck

I assume you're refering to the word 'anus.' This is actually the 'technical' term for a certain anatomical location so why you find it so offencive is far beyond my field of logic.
Even if your problem is with these words together, 'shove needles up their anus,' that's hardly offencive. And, really. Are any of the things vykkers do child-friendly?

I haven't as of yet seen OWI, say in any of their games "shove needles up their anus". I've heard "Poke and prod creatures", never the other one. Theres no need for it, you could have just said poke and prod.

A world (or forum) full of swearing, would soon see people leave. Not everyone excepts swearing, there are alternatives, if you even HAVE to use it.

Alcar...

Gluk Schmuck · #22 07-03-2002, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
1. I haven't as of yet seen OWI, say in any of their games "shove needles up their anus". I've heard "Poke and prod creatures", never the other one.

2. Theres no need for it, you could have just said poke and prod.

3. A world (or forum) full of swearing, would soon see people leave.

4. Not everyone excepts swearing, there are alternatives, if you even HAVE to use it.

1. Have you seen any of the post-experiment fuzzles? Some have large circular saw blades in them. Is that more child friendly than having things injected into them?

2. What the hell is your problem with 'anus'? Would you prefer they said 'crap-factory' or 'bum hole'?

3. They didn't swear.

4. They didn't swear.

Anus is not a swear word. It's as much a swear word as 'cornea,' 'cranium,' 'penis,' or 'carbon-14.'

***Alcar*** · #23 07-03-2002, 10:34 AM

Im okay with using words such as "penis" etc, as long as it's mature.

But the context that the particular word (anus) was used in was in-appropraite. "Shove needles up their anus" is in-appropriate, I couldn't care less if you were to say something like "the anus is also commonly known as the -blah blah blah-"

Alcar...

Gluk Schmuck · #24 07-03-2002, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Alcar
1. Im okay with using words such as "penis" etc, as long as it's mature.

2. But the context that the particular word (anus) was used in was in-appropraite. "Shove needles up their anus" is in-appropriate, I couldn't care less if you were to say something like "the anus is also commonly known as the -blah blah blah-"

1. Good.

2. It wasn't used in an inappropriate context. What if they had said 'poke needles in fuzzles' eyes' or 'poke needles in fuzzles' lips'? Are those words being used in inappropriate contexts?

sligster · #25 07-03-2002, 02:13 PM

Yeah! like Gluck Schmuck said.

Wait a minute,..... What?

oddling · #26 07-03-2002, 02:30 PM

STOP FIGHTING GUYS!!!!! I hate to see forum members yelling at eachother! Alcar that really isn't a bad word but he did kinda use it inappropiatley, Gluk Shmuck you're right, it isn't a bad word but you could have said something a bit better like butt or something. Now you can both hate me now if you wanna but I just can't stand people being mad at eachother! Look at us we turned a topic asking what Oddworld creature we would wanna be into a big fight about if the word anus is bad!!! I hope you guys will stop fighting now. Please?

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #27 07-03-2002, 02:33 PM

Yeah, Oddlings right, lets just drop the fight and go back to what the topic was suspossed to be.

Gluk Schmuck · #28 07-03-2002, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
STOP FIGHTING GUYS!!!!!

I hope you guys will stop fighting now. Please?

If Alcar will accept that 'anus' was entirely appropriate in its context then I won't have to argue against his points.

sligster · #29 07-04-2002, 02:00 AM

Come on Alcar! We were just having a little fun!