I have a box that says how to entertain a hill billy, it tells me to open it up, so I open it up and inside it says close box, so I close it. But on the front it tells me to open it so I open it but then it tells me to close it so I close it and for the next 5 hours I do what the box tells me to do until someone tells me to put the box down, then takes off my shoes, puts me in overalls with nothing underneath, gives me fake buck teeth, puts a peice of straw in my mouth, then all of a sudden I have a country accent, my name is Jethro, and I find myself singing the Beverly Hillbilly theme song. Am I a Hill Billy?
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The stupidest thread ever contest!
