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05-17-2002, 07:42 AM
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Idea OF Quotes Book

At another of the boards I visit, they're compiling cool/funny quotes people have made there. There's a 'from the forums' bit at the top of the main page, which displays a random quote every time the page loads or is refreshed.
These are all GENUINE quotes people (myself included; see if you can guess which ones are mine!) have made there (as you can see, we have a slightly leftfield sense of humour!):

- For shame! Poke yourself in the eye with a pointed stick!
- Bring Her Down To Crippletown sounds a bit like The Pet Shop Boys.
- Who are Wimbledon? Is that where the Wombles play?
- One needs to spam.
- I love Edge too. It's a gay magazine in the states, right?
- But I didn't mention my poo-anywhere special power.
- Can't Sleep...Clowns Will Eat Me...
- I love Jaffa Cakes!
- Have you two got some weird poo-fetish thing going on?
- Best uses for an XBox: draft excluder, coffee table, foot rest, making toast and crumpets, weight lifting, hammer toss (in the olympics) using the controller, step ladder.
- oooooh, chocolate hobnobs!
- Are you being a sarky twonk?
- Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
- Et voila, a unique and surreal necklace!
- I see, Mr. Burger. And what, exactly, is my attitude?
- An ounce of weed and a copy of Rez. A good combination, so I've heard.
- Thou shalt not kill. Bummer of a paradox there then.
- There's loads of lunatics on bicycles is what there is.
- Like I said elsewhere, IGN is awesome! You all know it!!!! ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!
- My posts are so good that I'm going to start charging people to read them.
- Woo Hoo! Die Die!
- Ireland lost. Got laid though.
- Silly bugger.
- Am I the only one who thinks a crematorium burns bodies?
- Skipping school to play games? I only did it once guv'nor, I swear!

So anyway, the point I'm making is this: if we all burrow through the forums looking for good stuff (can be funny, uplifting, a 'legendary' post that everyone remembers, etc) and post it here, maybe Kris or Syd could do a 'from the forums' bit on one of their sites, or if we get enough, a whole page of them, which could be called the 'OF Quote Book'.

They have to be genuine posts that people have made; you can't make any up just for this topic. And you can correct spelling and grammar, but don't twist them to make them funnier or anything.
It's probably best if we just submit our own; on this other board I'm talking about we submit any of each others' that we think look good, as well as our own, but there are so many people and so much activity here that we'd probably get so many duplicates.

So, get searching. Fleep.
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05-17-2002, 08:08 AM
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Re: OF Quotes Book

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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
- Who are Wimbledon? Is that where the Wombles play?
- I love Edge too. It's a gay magazine in the states, right?
- I love Jaffa Cakes!
- Best uses for an XBox: draft excluder, coffee table, foot rest, making toast and crumpets, weight lifting, hammer toss (in the olympics) using the controller, step ladder.
- Are you being a sarky twonk?
- Silly bugger.
- Am I the only one who thinks a crematorium burns bodies?
?


I should take another look at the picture of the Merkin Edge because I wasn't sure what it was...



Good idea, by the way.
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05-17-2002, 08:15 AM
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'I love Jaffa Cakes!' is mine; you got the others all wrong.
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05-17-2002, 08:36 AM
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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
'I love Jaffa Cakes!' is mine; you got the others all wrong.
What is it with Jaffa-cakes? All my characters seem to end up misappropriating the damn things...

I still think this was rather amusing.

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Last post: Shall we eat Melvin's brains fried with chips?"

(and you're just a wuss, being scared of my avatar... )
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Originally posted by Teal

(and you're just a wuss, being scared of my avatar... )
Hey i think i know where that character comes from...im sure some others would know but i just figured the darn thing out.

Is it called Bing? or is it Bop?

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No, Bong. From "Tiny Planets" (yes, aimed at three-year-olds, but who cares, I think she's cute. Everyone else is scared of her *stares at Dan and Anna*)
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Okay, I picked some of mine. Some are funny, some are cool, some sum me up as a person.

These are ALL GENUINE, believe it or not. I can provide urls if you wish to challenge me on any of them.

- It just looked like a Rammstein lyric at first glance...
- Yay! I'm a phoenix!
- Moral issues are not on my mind when I consider eating oysters. I try not to eat anything that looks as though it's fallen out of a hippopotamus's nose.
- Have you tried eating bread while holding your nose?
- The Middlesboogie-o-Matic, of course!
- Whee-hee! An extra festival in between National Earwax Day and National Toe-Jam Day!
- I'm so gullible! I thought it was all true until I saw 'Source: The Onion' at the bottom!
- Why? Who cares?
- But that could mean anything.
- Uh oh, bordering on Pokemon there.
- Isn't Smithers gay?
- D'oh! That's the trouble with the internet; sarcasm doesn't come across very well.
- I think it's quite funny when people defend their favourite consoles so valiantly. Would it do the same for you?
- For the record, I don't actually hate the XBox. I do want one; I'm only taking the piss out of it because I haven't got one yet.
- I had a feeling 'coprophagous' would be something to do with poo.
- An American trying to pull off a Scottish accent is just about the most ridiculous thing you will ever hear.
- One, Two, Middlesboogie is pretty silly.
- I do actually enjoy listening to 33s at 45 rpm... I think it sounds dead funny! Should I seek help?
- Quackabowsa...sounds like the duck version of Booyakasha.
- Rubbish.
- What? Desensitised to violence? Moi? Try that again, punk, and I'll give you a knuckle pitta!
- I'm British to the core and bloody proud of it too!
- No! No fresh air! Must...keep...playing...WipEout... nooooo! No sunlight! Mummeeee!
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
- I'd just eat chocolate continuously.
- 'Hot love', meaning buggery.
- He he... Thumb Bandits just descibed JSRF as 'the game that XBox fans would sell their knackers for'.
- I love this board.
- You Goddamn lazy Italians, we deserve better than this, dammit!
- I'm using a school PC, whee!
- I use screwdrivers and saws far more than I use hammers.
- He he, I liked that!
- Give me hardcore bigbeat and progressive house any day. Chemical Brothers!
- I can open my jaws to 90 degrees, and spin one eye round really fast and the other one slowly at the same time!
- Aww, I thouhgt we were going to talk about that cool gameshow with Ms Vorderman!
- Whoa, BIG.
- I have so many PSOne games a minging 1mb isn't enough for me.
- Production art! Production art! Production art! Seriously, prod art is ace.
- In the Ellis island gift shop they do custom-engraved keyrings... I got mine engraved with 'Firestarter'!
- I want to be able to breakdance, DJ and skateboard.
- We never actually see Molluck's bum in the game.
- Bleagh, Maccy D's...
- In hell, they make you listen to pop music 24 hours a day.
- For a song that actually represents me as a person, I'd say Sick by Utah Saints. It's loud and it's tasteless.
- Blimey o'Riley, that's super smashing great!
- *senses a heated debate, and is very much looking forward to it!*
- Stupid wankers.
- Noooooo! Crumpets GOOD! With marmite or with jam, with lemon curd or just with butter, they rule!
- Everyone, deep down, wants to be a criminal.
- My favourite animals are humans.
- I actually have Kung Fu Fighting on CD and mp3 - how sad is that?!
- I quite like happy stuff, but not in the Shitney Spears or Abominable Kitten league.
- David Bowie believed that his on-stage characters (Ziggy Stardust, Major Tom, Aladdin Sane etc) represented facets of himself, and he encouraged other people to find other characters within themselves.
- Ok, I live in London. That's in Old Blight, for those who aren't aware.
- He he! Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- I'm not as outgoing as Arial Tetsuo, but I'm definitely as scary!
- What puzzles me is how you can choke on something that has whacking great holes in it. [re: the Dubya and pretzel incident]
- Did someone hack into your account or have you just drunk too much Red Bull?
- I have a chicken called Mrs. Chicken.
- We have the same number of chromosomes as bananas.
- Maybe I'm in the same mindset as the Beatles fans who keep seeing weird stuff on the Sgt Pepper album cover.
- It's a win-win situ: XBox succeeds = More good games for it, thus making it a more worthy purchase. Plus the games for my beloved PS2 will have to get better due to competition. XBox flops = whammo! Price drop! XBox and Munch for half price!
- I like this quote by Samuel Butler: "If there is any moral in Christianity... then it comes to this: that a man must back his own opinion against the world's."
- Always nice to see someone else with a strong liking for Glukkons.
- I'm a Brit, and I want the Euro! But as Hugh Casson said, "The British love permanence more than they love beauty".
- Ooo, a double oxymoron. 'Vegetarian buffalo' and 'buffalo wings'.
- Damn, I really should've sent that as a private message.
- 'Tis very groovy!
- Good grief, that's amazing!
- Wasn't it? Damn.
- That's just plain weird!
- I really want some jeans like that.
- I'm really glad we got this all sorted out. We had a feud, but resolved it, and learned a few things along the way. If nothing else, I think we've realised to be more tolerant of each others' beliefs, and to appreciate the diversity here. I think that's a really valuable learning experience that's done this community good.
- That's smegging excellent!
- 'Glukkons? Ick...' Heh, 'twill be a chilly day in hell before you catch me saying that!
- But Malice is evil, so surely he'd approve of Spam? [Malice = Rach's character]
- Quick, everybody! Last one to draw Fuzzy's suit is a rotten egg!
- *skips around handing out Jaffa Cakes to everyone*
- *does backflips* Whee-hee!
- WipEout Fusion. My reason for owning a PS2.
- I can see a slight resemblance, yes... a lot of alien humanoids tend to look similar.
- The purple, blue and turquoise ones look cool. The grassy one looks plain weird, though.
- Am I the only one who thinks the new version is better? *looks around* Ah, well, apparently I am.
- The worst film I ever saw was Scream. It was horribly unfunny and not remotely scary, had a wafer-thin plot and stupid characters.
- Ta for the Dali painting and the slug food. The tranquiliser came in handy as well.
- I get withdrawal symptoms if I'm offline for more than three hours.
- *strains brain*
- Why's everyone having tigers as their personal photos all of a sudden?
- That's worth nicking.
- Yoghurt.
- Have you heard Glass's album that he did with David Bowie and Brian Eno? It's a brilliant fusion of Bowie's pieces and timeless classical.
- Kasumi looks like a slut.
- I used to be frightened of slugs and grandfather clocks.
- Just what are you trying to achieve? Don't you get any attention at home?
- SCEJ have gone bonkers.
- Uh oh, I can see where this is going... another bloody console war!
- Director Phleg. He's just so damn cool!
- Boom boom boogie woogie woogie! Je suis le morse, gu gu g'joob! Ducks eat bread! Ducks eat bread! Ducks! I am the fartmistress! EEEEEEEEEeeeee-wawawawawa!...
- I'm waiting to see if they ever make any hyaena ones. [Beanie Babies]
- *drools excitedly*
- Yup, he's stoned!
- I'm Middlesboogie, your friendly neighbourhood avatar of Surrealism.
- ... spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam...
- That's strange; I was so convinced that there would be evil constipated chocolate hovverchickens.
- Cassowaries - They're very stupid and can kill humans... not a good combo!
- Awwww.... sweet.... I love a story with soppy bits.
- Incidentally, I once tried white chocolate with Red Leicester cheese... it was quite nice!
- I'm as obsessed with lemon curd as Dan is with cheese!
- What's with the umlaut on the 'u'? Those were obliterated from English text a couple of centuries ago.
- ...eeeeew! Liquid cheese!
- Lard ass: (__!__)
- He he, looks like Pilot is the new Max the Mug!
- I like to imagine that everybody actually looks like their personal photo!
- Alright, put that sugar down NOW!
- Ack! Major bummer alert!
- Only 4% fat, Steel Shark? Good thing you aren't female, or you wouldn't have enough fat to menstruate.
- *Does backflips and bounces around happily on a pogo stick, Ripper Roo-style*
- That pretty much sums up what I think, yes.
- I always assumed that they were just like burgers on a stick.
- The weirdest dream I ever had was one in which I was the director of a Japanese film company.
- I have been known to buy magazines just for one article about Oddworld! Although I do that for Spyro and WipEout as well...
- Three words: Mouse. Trackball. Sellotape. It's an old chestnut but it's still one of the best!
- PS2 is utterly gorgeous.
- Okay. You didn't see that. Happy?
- Those controllers look like fortune cookies!
- I write 'hello!' on the lid with the bleach! [In response to Alector's unfinished sentence, 'If I must clean toilets...']
- They say small things please small minds, and they're not wrong.
- I prefer cats [to dogs] because they don't eat poo and then try to kiss you.
- You took the words right out of my cakehole.
- Which are funnier, farts or burps?
- Knickers!
- Testicles...
- See what I mean about the roadkill Smarties?
- How can a slurg wear a G-String?!
- In AO, if you fart where a Slig can hear you, he'll say 'Bleagh!' as though he doesn't like the smell, or doesn't approve of such vulgar behaviour in public.
- You're sick, girl.
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Re: OF Quotes Book

Hey, fun....
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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
- Can't Sleep...Clowns Will Eat Me...
Actually, that's not really original... I've heard it many times before, and actually have a shirt that says it over and over and over, etc....

Spelling and grammar fixed:

Oddworld Master: "So beat that, my life obviously sucks!!!!"

DH: "I sit on my arse all day playing games and sleeping, which is wrong. "

Pink: "Evolution makes sense!? Ha! They have no proof of that happening!"

Tom (Gluk): "I don't remember anyone getting mixed-up with the Jesus in the Bible and any other Jesuses they met."

Abe333/BlueTiger topic title: "Abe333 has died! Maybe."

Statikk: "Rettikk, the ancient dinobird thing is bullshit!"

Me: "A problem, Pink? Are your fingers sending you to Hell?"

(just about ANY THING that Morphius or Pink says, trying to be serious)

Okay, there are many more, but I can't be bothered to search for more.... Oh well, I'll find more later...
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How do you quote people? Anyway one of my favs is BiddaMD's "Anarchy sounds cool but it bites ass when it happens"
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Last night I was beginning to wonder if I had scared people off with the huge list I submitted. Just for the record, you don't need that many.
If everyone submits half-a-dozen of their own that they'd like in the Quotes book/page/random quote generator, that ought to suffice. Try to provide a fairly broad spectrum of post types; funny ons aregood but ones tht say a lot about you, or profound ones, are good too.
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Talking about what I am:
"And obviously an animal, like everyone else here."
"Just because I can talk doesn't make me any less scrabish."
"I might be a Squeek fan! ^_^" (emphasis on the 'might')

Lack of vocabulary:
"Look at the threads of personality tests and the like. Mavel at the general overlapping-ness of it all."

Purity test:
"I got something past 50% pure. Which is inaccurate!"

IQ:
"Remind me to commence giggling stupidly tomorrow in school."

Immortality:
"How long will you give humanity to figure that out? 150 years?"

Overpopulation:
"I can't resist!! It's symptom of... too small a planet. *evil grin*"

Misc:
"Every two months or so I'll nickchange to PinkGoth1 and type /me has a personality dislocation"
"I've tactically retreated with most my rants"
"This may all be true, Statikk ... but aren't you glad people think up excuses NOT to piss off another country?"
"It's like the people who use the right of free speech to critisize free speech."
"He's draconic too... do you guys have a knack for this?"
"*wouldn't like being just soul, would get depressed. Especially since: How the @!$& do you kill yourself as a soul?*"
"I doubt Satan needs to advertise. Actually, if I were Satan, I'd advertise for God, to get the mass of people off my ass."
"There are things you just can't prove to thickheads, yet everyone is going to agree that yesterday existed (um, correction, most people). HECK, you can't even prove you have a conscience! *shudder*"
"I say, stick them (people matching previous definition aswell as being anti-homo like) into a body of the opposite gender for a week, then haul 'em back out, let's see what they have to say, then. *grins* They'll probably have a nervous breakdown, though. *l*"
"Gluttony, Hate, Anger, Greed, Lust (hey, at least everyone agrees this one isn't a bad thing anymore), Sloth and ... and... ARGH, I hate it when I can't remember the last one. *moment pause* Pride! Right. Pride. How could I forget."
"Actually, I am quite amused. Yet, for the sake of (insert some term here): AH! DANNY IS AFTER ME! HELP ME! PLEASE! SOMEONE! IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!... "
"Gothic black and passion pink! Gothic pink! Um."

AIM quote, referring to a person about to fall asleep:
"*mysterious voice:* You have the coke. Use it's powers wisely."

IRC quotes:
Me as Noko:(yep, I stole Noko's name for IRC)
"(Noko) Remember, kids - * Noko smacks Thaly around a few times with an empty Punica:RedFruits glass bottle. *THWACK* *THWACK* *SHATTERCRASH* - (Thaly) owwww! - (Noko) Pain is the best all-purpose preservative"
"(Noko) "Are We A Rock Band Or What?" - More a what than a rock band... *mutter*"
"[talking about Jauch's IQ test on TV] (Noko) "We've got new and wonderful tortures right after the ad block!""
Me as Aarnyakava:
"(Aarnyakava) exe! - * [TP]Starmyst laughs - * [TP]Starmyst doubbles clicks Aarnyakava.exe - * Aarnyakava executes herself? o_o - * Aarnyakava dies x_x"
Me as PinkGoth2:
"(PinkGoth2) I have adopted Satanism as my life philosophy. *sweet smile* - (Lady) well I could say God Bless you, but not sure its appropriate at the moment"
"* PinkGoth2 bans all Apollo 4 40 CDs and mp3s (along with related stuff) from the channel during Jihad times. - (Gunsharr) w00t! - (PinkGoth2) The stuff has brainwashing factors, Gun. If we tolerate it amongst us, we'll lose. - *** ChanServ has quit IRC (lostweyr.ca.us.darkmyst.org services.darkmyst.org) - (PinkGoth2) They didn't listen! They listened! ... err..."
Me as Neike:
"(Neike) I'm looking for a life. Price range preferably under 10 Deutsche Marks."
"(Neike) Nnn... you do know that 'kisses' ain't an adjective, right? There's no kissesest... in case you were going to use that next..."
"* Neike throws a party? O.o - * Arcturus catches it? o.o"
Me as Frederick (F. Pasquan, a char of mine):
"* Frederick shudders more. "Oooh, or the We Keep On Getting There one" - (AIM-fatnick57) is that, the people walking down the roadything? - (Frederick) Yea - (AIM-fatnick57) *shudders* - (Frederick) That's almost a music video, isn't it? - (Frederick) Almost. I mean - (Frederick) Almost, honestly now."

eMail:
"*has renamed herself to PinkGoth2... yes, it's that bad. But, ey, The God Of Music has proven he's grand more than enough...* O Lord, teach me thine ways. e_x"

ICQ quote:
"'A bit late'? *locks self up somewhere soundproof and yells her head off, bangs her head against the wall a few more times for good measure and shouts 'IT'S BEEN A MONTH'* *returns outside with a smile shining on her face* You're absolutely right."
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"stop*blam* ow st-*blam* GOD DA-*blam* *blam *blam* *click* uh-oh *runs* *CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAACCCCCCKKKK* *toss* ow i hate being a prentzil."-TFC thing

"go away*slam* *knock** knock* go away! *slam* *BANG* *BANG* *B-* *fwap* *body hiting ground*stop it."-were still not sure

"Man:look at them all, eating them.....its....in human

*screaming*

scientist:mmhum*sip* thats realy weird

Man:*are'nt you go'na help them?

scientist:naw*sip* its lunch time and they get reckless when their eating

*bones craking*

Gurad:Hey cool, any one still alive?

Man:nope, i think the zombies ate them all"-an avrge day at umbreala zombie pit


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05-19-2002, 03:29 PM
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'The people you trust the most are the people who hurt you the worst.' - (Learned through experience.)

'Who needs family...ok, so the Orphans do...but thats irrelevant.' - (Made it up)

'Not gay, just unusually happy.' - (Made it up)

'Idea for stopping Starvation: Fat people...Ethiopians...Fat people...Ethiopians...the answer is riiiight there.' - (Me and a group of friends.)

'I believe this is a "Muahahahahahaaaa" moment...ok, we kill him first and then its a "Muahahahahahahaaa" moment.' - (Made it up)

'If it wasn't for my wrists i'd have nothing to slash. Yey wrists.' - (A friend)

'You really know how good a friend is when you get bitten in the privates by a highly venomous snake, in a desert and have only 10 mins to survive.' - (My barber made that up)

God: "It is time...time to make it all come to a end."

Angel: "Ahem...sire, your watch is wrong."

God: "Oh...so, what time is it really?"

Angel: "Five hours past the apocalypse..."

God: "Shit(!)"

(^^By me^^)
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05-19-2002, 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by Teal
No, Bong. From "Tiny Planets" (yes, aimed at three-year-olds, but who cares, I think she's cute. Everyone else is scared of her *stares at Dan and Anna*)
Take her away, please... She's staring straight through me... Argh, leave me alone, hell-fiend! Whenever she looks at me, I feel as if she's stolen a little piece of my soul...

I can't be bothered to go and dig any up, but if I see/write any from now on, I'll come and post them here.

My only contribution for now is along the lines of Abby's "First Post / Last Post" thing with the Online Hike...

Topic: Fun Facts
Last Post: "Fun Fact #29: Fun Facts is back after abit of a rest!!"

Lets hope he doesn't decide to restart them, or the irony of that will be lost...
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05-19-2002, 07:42 PM
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Thax the one were the guy is knocking on the door is from a comic i made, called Land Of Giant Monkeys.


"mad guy:KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gurad:no
MG:WHY NOT!!!!!!!!
G:cuse its my dog
MG:NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!ITS A HOTDOG!!!!!!
G:.......*BLAM* *drip* *drip* *drip*"~one of my friends

"Whoa! I did'nt know you could squeeze some one and coffie comes out ther nose and ears!"~preadot vrs to much coffie guy!!


THAS all FER now C'YAAAAAA later PIPLE
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05-20-2002, 11:25 AM
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06-15-2003, 07:18 PM
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Pre-written

As the great Terry Prattchet wrote:

"Set a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. But set fire to a man and he's warm the rest of his life"

"We won, didn't we?" ~ Carrot talking about a civil war.


And don't forget the Simpsons

"Aagh! a ghost train; and so little time to jump out of the way.
Less now!...
Not much left...
Now none!
AAAAGGGHHH"
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06-15-2003, 08:43 PM
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A discussion at school between me n' one of my minion-er friends...Hence one of the quotes on my sig...

Me: "we outtah go to hell sometime y'know? They have the best parties there.."

Heather: "D@mn, I cant--I got banished for all enernity again."

M: "Man, Satan has the worst memory..this has got to be the fith time he's banished you"

H: "Yeah, I know" *grin* "So him n' yur mum?.."

M: "Yeah, Satan's still paying child support..."
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06-15-2003, 09:11 PM
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Re: Pre-written

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Originally posted by Adder
As the great Terry Prattchet wrote:

"Set a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. But set fire to a man and he's warm the rest of his life"

"We won, didn't we?" ~ Carrot talking about a civil war.
Your a Discworld fan too Adder? Good to see I'm not alone here.

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06-15-2003, 09:20 PM
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself" (quote by me)
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06-15-2003, 09:31 PM
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His name is Lucifer...he hates being called 'Satan'...
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06-15-2003, 11:34 PM
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06-15-2003, 11:42 PM
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His name is Lucifer...he hates being called 'Satan'...
I already knew that. I didn't meen for anyone to take it so seriously sheesh...
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06-16-2003, 07:19 AM
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This thread is a year old! Do you go around digging up your dead grandmother?
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06-16-2003, 09:31 AM
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Originally posted by Facsimile
This thread is a year old! Do you go around digging up your dead grandmother?
Some threads never get old just like Shakespears play which can be apply to anytime in anywhere.





P.S i dont go around digging up my grandmother.....
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.

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06-18-2003, 01:11 AM
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Originally posted by Facsimile
This thread is a year old! Do you go around digging up your dead grandmother?
Or maybe s/he searched.
Better than starting a new one!

"For all I have seen / I am blind to the world" ~CrashAid (my real big bro.)
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