"Do you sell tiger eggs?"

[Cool Paramite]

OK, this is the newest forum game: Describe 2 situations in which you are completely stupid (be creative please!). Now, everyone says which they would choose if they had to do one of them. Good, I begin.....

SITUATION 1: Go to EVERY shop in your city and ask them if they sell tiger eggs.

SITUATION 2: Walk through the city in a Santa Claus suit, carrying a door and constantly yelling that you're going to go snowboarding.

Which would you choose?

And remember, be creative!

[dark_xinos]

Sence I cant carry a door. I would choose tiger eggs.

I would look as if I really meant it to, by being serious. And then put up an argument with them when thaey told me that they wouldent have it. And then ask for a shop that did have it.
Then right before I leave the shop, i'l ask when they will get the next batch of eggs....

[Danny]

1.
Get very drunk, climb up a tree, shout "I'm a Leprechaun! You hear me? A f*cking Leprechaun!" at the top of your voice, then fall out of it.

2.
Get very drunk and allow a friend to convince you that the floor is covered with spoons. Continue to believe that the floor is covered with spoons, even when your friend pretends he doesn't know what you're talking about. Finally, go and get a handful of spoons from the kitchen drawer and wave them in front of people's faces, shouting "Do you see the Spoons??!"

[Note: I have actually done both of these things, so you've got no excuse really...]

[Jacob]

The 2nd one does seem highly amusing. Spoons...any other kitchen utensil and it just wouldn't work really would it?

[Cool Paramite]

Of Danny's situations, I would choose the first one.

[Whistling kettle]

Cool Paramite, I'll go for the tiger eggs. Danny's situations..................... the second one!