The incredible 27.5 wishes game

[Dequibenzo]

Okay, Melvin has played this with me before, but the rest of you need to be poisoned... I mean, it's time we share the fun with everybody. If you had 27 and a half wishes, what would they be? Remember, you only get half of the last one, so think it through carefully. For example, if you wish for world peace, it would only happen in antarctica, south america, the bottom half of africa, and a few hundred yards around Perth. If you wish for fame and fortunes, you'll recieve fa and fort- you get the point.
If more than five people respond with their lists, I'll post mine.

[Wolfpac]

Well I don't think I could list 27 wishes, but for my ½ a wish, A billion dollars will do.

[dark_xinos]

1. Two life suplies of chungum and drinks.
2. Two Xboxes
3. 2 x abilety to fly (without wings of course...like superman)
4. 2 of the fastest and totaly best computers in the world, both fully equipted with with the program that they maid the "lords of the rings" affects...MAYA! (wich costs 7000 dollars )
5. Two of everything else i alwase wanted.

And that ends it right there

[Jacob]

This is quite hard...erm.

1) I was rich.
2) I was happily married.
3) It was a female i was married to.
4) It was a human female.
5) She had a nice personality and was quite good looking.
6) I could stop and un-stop time at will.
7) I owned a MASSIVE mansion.
8) I had real Helicopters.
9) I was involved with the Italian Mafia, Japanese Mafia, Russian Mafia and the powerful American crime-lords.
10) I own 19 Rain-Forests around the world.
11) I was psychic.
12) I was Telekinetic.
13) I was clever.
14) I was strong.
15) My family were less narrow minded.
16) My family were more fun.
17) I was having a affair with one of my best mates (Male).
18) My wife finds out.
19) She doesn't mind and things progress from there.
20) I have 3-5 children.
21) They are all healthy.
22) I am healthy.
23) We all had a long lifespan.
24) I could not be arrested if i considered myself as innocent.
25) Lucifer was my true father.
26) My children were clever.
27) I was never impotent and i could restore my youth, my families youth and strangers youth whenever i want to.
1/2) I am all knowing.

There.

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by dark_xinos
4. 2 of the fastest and totaly best computers in the world, both fully equipted with with the program that they maid the "lords of the rings" affects...MAYA! (wich costs 7000 dollars )

Actually, you can download the Personal Learning Edition of Maya for free to keep you happy until you get a job in the movie or gaming industry.

A computer fast enough to run Maya would be amazing! Mine can't run either of the Abe's games. It's an operating system incompatibility between the games and Windows ME which is the reason but that's irrelivant...

Mmm...Maya...*drools*

[Dequibenzo]

Okay, that's three... sort of. Three more, c'mon, you guys have enough free time, or else you wouldn't be here.

[Statikk HDM]

I would wish for 4 of all magic cards in exsistance, a time traveling machine, the world's most comfortable clothing, my weight in each diamonds and all precious gems, a pot of magical gold from a lepracaun, a magical wallet that always has money in it no matter how much you use it, a jaccuzzi, a pet elephant, an ostrich to ride, to become as strong as an ant is in comparison to it's size, the abiltiy to summon creatures to do my bidding, to have my backyard have so much oil on it that no one would ever have to buy oil again, everbody has a flying emissionless vehicule, a nuclear power plant, a fireworks factory that makes the good stuff(you know what I'm talking about) all disease to be gone, world peace cause that would kick so much ass, MTV to start showing more videos, all pop bands to disappear, godlike guitar riffage abilities, the Osbournes to get a contract renewal, a homorous "Reality" show based on The clinton family, The Pope, Yassir, Arafat, ariel sharone, Mancow and ted nugent trapped in a mansion for a month, the power to create incredibly funny movies with me as the lead, to live for as long as I wuld like in good health, and my last wish would be a lam with a genie in it that would grant me three wishes, the best wishes ever, cause I can't think of more stuff.

[Doug]

I'm still working on the first 27, but for my half-wish I would like worldworld peacepeace.

[mitsur]

er.....This is hard!

1)I can live forever
2)I can do everything
3)my crush would like me
4)I would be ruler of the universe
5)I would have a bottemless pit of cash
6)I had more then 2 friends
7)People would hail me
8)I am invincible
9)I would stay heathy
10)I be 18 forever!
11)Be admid and mod at every fourm
12)I would be king of the internet
13)I invent the best thing ever
14)I have xbox
15)I have MO
16)I have millions of servants
17)I would be as fast as lighting
18)I have more wishes
19)I have codes locked in my mind for every game
20)I can read minds
21)I have the ablity to control things
22)I am a wizard
23)I can be any animal
24)I have mind control
25)I can be the people in games
26)I say things and my CPU types them by itself
27)I don't go to school
1/2 28)the sun goes stays on for 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years

done

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Damn, Mitsur, you sound like you want to be some insane dictator/tyrant who decapitates people for fun... If your wishes came true, I would be sure to make one of my wishes stop your horrible rampage...

Eh, it really isn't as fun to post them here as it was on MSN... I'll have to think for a while... Then when I'm done, I'll post them here...

[Majic]

Why didn't you like just wish for a full scholarship to dictator school, a slave force, and soem cool clothes, cool hair, a cool personaltiy, wait ya got that down , and then save your other wishes for cool power ya little genious. And, uh, save the half for your funeral...