Finish the sentance game comes back!

mitsur · #1 03-31-2002, 04:46 PM

This game has been gone a LONG time so I dectded to bring it back!

If I was Abe I would....

***Wil*** · #2 03-31-2002, 05:05 PM

...probably wish I wasn't.

munchman · #3 03-31-2002, 05:20 PM

........say yo to the fuzzles go to munch and have fun killin sligs

Gluk Schmuck · #4 03-31-2002, 05:31 PM

Because some people don't seem to remember the rules or they arrived since the last time this game was resurected I'll remind you all of the rules.

Rules: You finish the previous player's sentence then start another one.

:

Person one:
If I was Abe I would....
Person two:
...probably wish I wasn't.
If I ate too many baked-beans before an important interview I would...
Person three:
...find a cork.
If I don't get twenty-seven Easter eggs every day I will...

That's how it works.

MunchOnThis · #5 03-31-2002, 05:33 PM

If I was to pull of Bigface's mask, and run away with it and flush it down the loo, Bigface would............

***Wil*** · #6 03-31-2002, 05:46 PM

...in most likelyhood, not have a big face after all - Bit of a let down really.

I did check back to find the last incarnation and the rules, but it seems to be engulfed in the mists of thyme.

If I found a small civilisation on my pillow I would...

Gluk Schmuck · #7 03-31-2002, 06:05 PM

...be a murderer because I'm too lazy to change my sheets tonight.

If I had a TV aerial sticking out of the top of my head...

MunchOnThis · #8 03-31-2002, 06:15 PM

......I would look like those idiots the tellebtubbies.NO!
If I was locked up in a mental home...........

***Wil*** · #9 03-31-2002, 06:22 PM

...I'd ask for an upgrade to First Class.

You can tell Spring is well and truely here when...

Gluk Schmuck · #10 03-31-2002, 07:11 PM

...the groundhogs are eating the table cloth!

If my pet groundhog was eating my table cloth...

Tex · #11 03-31-2002, 07:42 PM

...I would see how long it took him to figure out that it is made from pure groundhog hide.

Oh my god! My butt just...

mitsur · #12 03-31-2002, 07:45 PM

....just blew up!

If I killed sombody....

Rat · #13 03-31-2002, 09:00 PM

.....i would not get a XBOX OMG THATS HORIBLE!!!

if i looked like this

i would.....

munchman · #14 03-31-2002, 10:31 PM

....run around the street sayin"look at me"!!
if i saw a girl i would.......

MunchOnThis · #15 04-01-2002, 07:24 AM

........mug her purse and take all the cash and run.
If I had to dress up as the Easter Bunny I'd.....

Whistling kettle · #16 04-01-2002, 07:59 AM

be very happy.

If monkey was standing on my head I would.....

MunchOnThis · #17 04-01-2002, 08:07 AM

......I'd run around the room, and yank it off my head.
If I was a headbanger I'd.....

MudokonOddball · #18 04-01-2002, 08:37 AM

...soon be in a hospital being treated for whiplash.

The world's biggest oxymoron is....(Microsoft Works!! sorry....)

***Wil*** · #19 04-01-2002, 02:37 PM

...Microsoft Works, although I'm sure I could get it bigger than that.

Give me a fountain pen, an orange peel and a bucketful of liquid glass, and I will...

Jacob · #20 04-01-2002, 04:17 PM

And i will have a fountain pen, Orange peel and a bucketful of liquid glass (Duh).

If i could eat anything in the entire world, i would eat...

Al the Vykker · #21 04-01-2002, 05:28 PM

YOU!!!!!!!!!!

If you woke up dead tommorrow what would you say...

Rat · #22 04-01-2002, 05:55 PM

.....HEY IM DEAD! hey wiat if i-

If a Alien walked up to you and me: "can i probe you anuns?" i would say.....

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #23 04-01-2002, 05:57 PM

..."No, because there is no such thing as an anuns."

If I could only have one album in the world, it would be...

Jacob · #24 04-01-2002, 06:02 PM

I would say "Ahhh well, at least i aint faking it like Mud Archer."

If i could be any of the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse i would be...

Statikk HDM · #25 04-01-2002, 07:56 PM

Famine, the cruel killer. In a fight between martha stewart and Kathie Lee gifford(to the death of course)I would be on.....

Jacob · #26 04-01-2002, 08:09 PM

I would be on a plane, packed to the brim with explosives, heading towards Osama Bin Laden...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

If i was to be somebodies toilet role, i would be...

Tex · #27 04-01-2002, 09:38 PM

....hoping that he was a very constipated man.

If I was some commmoner named Bill Gates...

Jacob · #28 04-01-2002, 09:59 PM

I wouldn't be so common.

If i was Osama Bin Laden's beard...

mitsur · #29 04-01-2002, 10:33 PM

....Take a razor and say:"I need a shave"and shave his face off!MUHAHAHA!

If I had a scary pumpkin head as a head...

Al the Vykker · #30 04-02-2002, 01:34 AM

I 'd cut myself a new face

or put a candle then I 'd never be in the dark.

If I were an administrator I would