I'd be lying if I said I understood your advice, Pilot, but at least I now know how to operate this mysterious BIOs thing. I'm fully versed in the risks and dangers of the operation, thanks to an A4 sheet of paper from
The Rooke's Nest, which also explains the reasonably-simple method used to actually activate DMA (I even held my cursor over the check-box).
However, despite everyone's best simplified techno-babble, I still can't find whether my drives can support DMA of any kind, nor whether my BIOs-thingy can second that. The only DMA-related stuff in the CMOS (what's that stand for?) blue-screen was a series of DMA chanels:
DMA CHANEL 0 PnP
DMA CHANEL 1 PnP
DMA CHANEL 3 PnP
DMA CHANEL 5 PnP
DMA CHANEL 6 PnP
DMA CHANEL 7 PnP
The great thing about computers is that you can operate them safely without understanding how they work, as long as you do what you're told. The dificult bit is understanding what you're told.
Still, I appreciate your help. It got me one step further - no wait two...it's encouraged me to go out and buy a big book on computer science.
And then phone a friend of mine to see if there's anything more powerful yet easier to understand than HTML, and then buy a big book on that.