Once their lived 2 very strage Ratz: Shishtop (the smartest (although he can't read)) and Flizbop (not so smart but still kinda(well he is the one who can read!)) they were a happy 2. One day they came across a dead......um....uh... oh ya it was a dead slig! well anywho.......
Flizbop & Shishtop: *come arcoss body*
Flizbop: FLARG SPOLY HANGWOLY POPSHILLY DING WHOOP!!! LOOK A DEAD SLIG!!!
Shishtop: *stares at Flizbop*........that is'nt even a word!! moron!
Flizbop

h.......sory *makes a sad long face*
Shishtop: why don't you g-
*car hits 2 down street*
Flizbop: CRAPING STICK OF SOAPYNESS THATS PO-
Shishtop: SUHT *OW!* UP *OW*
*sudnly flyinto a tree hiting their heads and get knocked out*...
(join in and right like this, you can use your RPG char, or make on on the spot.....but intro them like i did

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