Hello there, Rat! I'm Melvin, Mel, Melvy, Dylan, Dyl, Squeeky, Squeaky, Squeaking paramite, Trumpy, Dylly, Dyl Do'h , Melv or "commie!" I am member #77, I am the creator of TOWFT, I own Random Death Giggles and I am the only certified priest who doesn't believe in God! Whoo! I am left wing and liberal, but I am more subtle than Danny... I like to ramble, I have a dark sense of humor, I love surrealism, I am too critical, bitter and cynical sometimes, I like Pink Floyd and the many other things... I make short films sometimes, and I... er... too much here. Welcome to the machine!
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