my monkey story(intro)

nads · #1 03-11-2002, 09:23 PM

Nads

My monkey story is a story about a fun loving, butt scrathing, bannana obssesed Monkey. Me and my friend Abes Son are writing this awsome story.
We start off with astronauts testing monkeys in space. They stumble through a warp and the monkey(we`ll call him...fritters)ends up on oddworld in a slig nest!
more later on this story. I hope you stay tuned.

nads · #2 03-12-2002, 06:45 PM

CHAPTER 1:THE WARP

There once was a monkey named Fritters. He was onboard the ss. Study things. They were going full speed through the milky way.Then all of a sudden a huge black hole opened up! "Holy s***!" said fritters. Then in a gory horrific scene and a lot of usage of the F word, everybody besides Fritters was killed. Something bright appered and Frit was zooming through space(while picking his ***.)He saw an upcoming planet that looked like oddworld. Before burning up in the atmosphere, he had a thought a banana sheild he had stol...made could save him!

more later. Please tell me what you think!

Abe's son · #3 03-12-2002, 07:21 PM

(my turn *gets giddie*)

Fritters begian picking his a** untill it bled "ah F***! now my a** is bleeding!SH**!!!" as the craft hurtled to the land of oddnes,Fritters begain panicking.Finely he crashed and fell in a slig nest."Ok......." he looked around "were the hell am I?" he got up and looked about"this is werid" he waited "theres no bannas!"
then he saw a slig hatching "huh?" he said.The sligling poped out of the egg(or what ever) "OH MY GOD!" he scremed "ANGREY WORM THINGS!!!".

hope ya liked it!(ok Kyle yer turn

nads · #4 03-12-2002, 07:28 PM

thanks bud.did you get my pm.

nads · #5 03-13-2002, 02:04 PM

CHAPTER3 ANGRY WORM THINGS!!!!!

So, Frit ends up in a slig nest. Unfortuneatly Frit used the last banana sheild.
Fortunatley He ate a banana! "BELCH!!!!!!" then as you can guess, nothing happened. Thier was a erie silence. Then at least five sliglings dropped dead, but this increndible echoing noise woke up six very angry fleech`s.....100 miles up! He moved three centimeters to the right, this saved his life. The fleechs droped the 100 miles,strate into the ground....

(your turn AS)

dark_xinos · #6 03-13-2002, 02:22 PM

Ok... I hate it when peaple complain...so i will try not to, but, i think the fics a little unclear........... Other whise its okey!

nads · #7 03-13-2002, 06:38 PM

Thanks. Don't forget I'm new.

(abe's son will write 4 eventually!)

dark_xinos · #8 03-14-2002, 04:45 PM

Thats ok! I was yelled at a bit two back then

Abe's son · #9 03-14-2002, 06:09 PM

fritter paced back and forth over the fleech guts. With each step spreding more and more guts all over the ground. Finely he sliped on some and fell out of the tree "F***!!" he yelled as he fell. He hit his big fat a** on the ground with a big plop. He looked around "hmm" he thought. Then he saw a gluk and a slig comeing twords him. Sudnly the slig had a hart attack. The glukon walked (or squirmed or stumbled or what ever...) over to frit. "Hey you!" he yelled "who me?" friters asked "ya!Come ov'a here!" so friters was a good monkey and walked over to the glukon."You litte uh....um....uh.....what are you anyway?" the glukon asked "friters!" frit replied "ok...frita's....yous'll be my slig!" friters waited a moment "your what?" he asked "my slig!" he coaked his head twords the sligs bodie "That" he replied "oh.....what are you?" he waited a moment "you dont have any arms!". Then friters begain luaghing"haha!" he said "i've never met someone with no arms before,hahahaha!" then the gluk got mad and i mean realy mad!. Oh the next episod of Friters a gluckwinkle: Dumb? or Dumber?

(hehe

your turn kyle!)

Rat · #10 03-19-2002, 07:02 PM

Haha! i like it! you guys are funny!!

nads · #11 03-20-2002, 02:04 PM

The glukkon pulled out a snuzi, "Shut your mouth or I'll shoot" "Well fine by me I just ate a raisin." "oh, god get down" Another frap later the glukkon was wishing for a gas mask. Well as you know the glukkon died and fritters was ok well except a rip in his lab diaper. The monkey was enjoying this place:friends, food and trees.

Abe's son · #12 03-20-2002, 07:07 PM

He was a happy monkey until a swarm of Ratz came. He stared at the werid little critters."um.....uh......hi?" all of the Ratz ran away for one reson.......A HUGE SWARM OF FUZZLES!!! "oh! look more friends,and they look big puffy and nice!" he bent over and pat one with the obvouis results. "F***!!" yelled frit "YOU LITTLE CRAP MONGERS!!! ILL EAT YOU LIKE A BNNANA!" at this friters ran (don't ask.i dont know) he ran off a cliff and into a village of muds......WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!! well you can find out when me good ol'buddy nads wrights the next part....ok good bye!

Zim · #13 04-11-2002, 07:47 PM

cool story, I am bringing it back!!

Majic · #14 04-11-2002, 11:45 PM

One, gluckons can't really pull out snuzis... Two, I find this to be something like what gets sent in an annoying e-mail... Third. I find the presence of monkyes in a sligs nest to be quite insulting to our ancestors, er, uh, 1,000,000th cousins or something... Fourth, I would like to say, not as offense to you little wierdos (not a compliment) that this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read. All I can say, is zim, its a shame you brought this up and I read it, I'll never sleep well now knowing potential maniacs are on the lose...

MunchOnThis · #15 04-12-2002, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
Fourth, I would like to say, not as offense to you little wierdos (not a compliment) that this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever read.

I found what you said was quite amusing. *falls off chair laughing*

Jacob · #16 04-12-2002, 05:31 PM

Ok...at 1st i was thinking:

"They're young. It might be a good story, you never know."

I read the first part...and was vaguely amused. However this part:

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Fritters begian picking his a** untill it bled "ah F***! now my a** is bleeding!SH**!!!"

Is...IMMENSLY disturbing aswell as DISGUSTING!! It looks to me you are just trying to be 'Rebellious' by putting the word 'A-S-S' and the word 'F**K' in your sentences. Also, trying to be funny with toilet humour and trying to be gross...I.E. The Fleech guts thing. Also...how old are you, and do you have many friends at skool?

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #17 04-12-2002, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by nads
My monkey story is a story about a fun loving, butt scrathing, bannana obssesed Monkey. Me and my friend Abes Son are writing this awsome story.

Wow, and some people actually believe that there's a God...

Joe the Intern · #18 04-12-2002, 08:59 PM

You guys seem to like to cuss a lot, don't you? And, this seems like a rip-off of Hans and Sven. Crashing ship, stupid character, lots of conflicts...

Majic · #19 04-12-2002, 11:43 PM

I personaly don't know if they had the brains to rip it off. I bet its like a subconcious act, like most of the things they do. Not to mention, well, there subconsious must be a piece of leather attatched to a string, or they are mentaly ill protazoa who were sent to destroy the world, but miseralby failed by only making us take up usuful thinking time by wondering what they are actualy thinking when they post...

Joe the Intern · #20 04-13-2002, 01:32 AM

Okay. Now that I read even more of the fic, there are more similarities. Chasing after a food item, killing enemies with bodily gasses, cussing (You guys REALLY over did it), and you were excessive on the toilet humor. In short, your fic sucks, and the chapters are too damn short. Write a better plot, and put it under a different name. And quit copying off of us, you little freeloaders!

Disgruntled Intern · #21 04-13-2002, 03:22 PM

Yeah Morgan, I guess you really showed them who's boss, didn't you?

Joe the Intern · #22 04-13-2002, 07:09 PM

Damn Skippedy, DI!

Majic · #23 04-13-2002, 07:32 PM

Thats right, and o my, AS has a Halo banner, hes tarnishing the name! Will these people ever stop poinsoning our world?!?!?!