Anyone married?

Joe the Intern · #1 03-11-2002, 01:57 AM

I wonder if this kind of post has been done before, but I am curious. As far as I know, no one at the forums is married. And it's probably not my business to know, but I'm feeling nosy today! And, to answer my own question, the old ball and chain has yet to be put on my ankle!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #2 03-11-2002, 02:12 AM

Oh, yes, of course I'm married, Morgy-pie! Yep, I'm married to a sweet, sweet woman by the name of Melvinette. It is an inter-species marriage, though... She is a cow, but I am the human of the marriage... She made me promise her never to eat hamburgers again, so I don't, and we are so happy together. She wears a lovely pink hat usually, and it really does turn me on. We usually have a nice meal of Styrofoam, and whenever I vomit, I happily let her eat the bile. That makes her so happy. We live inside of a raisin, a tiny raisin and we have flying monkey henchmen as our servants... Oh, we are like a king and a queen in that raisin. One day, some hungry men knocked on the door of our raisin, and they were real meat-eaters, so they lunged at Melvinette, and tried to kill her using string beans. I decapitated each of them for trying to kill her, and we are so happy now....

Some people tell me that I'm dreaming, or hallucinating, or something and that I'm actually married to a cardboard box and that my wedding ring is just an onion ring, but they're lunatics.

Majic · #3 03-11-2002, 02:13 AM

i was married, then i got divorced. i dont work well with plants. then i tried a cd, it got broke in bed. i served a little hard time, it stunk... pens are to small man, and french horns take up to much room..... and man, dont even THINK about newspapers, i had to burn it, i spent all my money with for it at the movies.... and after i see if a relationship with a remote control works out, ill teell yall........

Surfacing · #4 03-11-2002, 02:58 AM

Are you guys serious? Well as for me i'm to young to get married so even if i wanted to i can't, but i don't think i want to get married when i'm older i don't think i could stand seeing the same person everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday everyday, (you get the idea now right) ect.... Perhaps a girlfriend but that's as far as i would go.

DarkHoodness · #5 03-11-2002, 03:00 AM

You boys just don't get it, do ya?

Well, I'm not married. Heck, I don't even have a girlfriend. More then likeley it's because I havent' come across anybody yet, or I'm just too damn weird.

Oh well, it don't matter. Life is good as it is right now, although it could be better. Who knows? I might meet someone in colledge if I go later this year. . . But then, anyone would be mad to date me.

- DH

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #6 03-11-2002, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Surfacing
Are you guys serious?

Er... uh... No comment here, Surf.

Majic · #7 03-11-2002, 03:03 AM

o and uh, the remote control didnt work out..... o well, i think my cell phone is interested in me, ill have a threesome with this plastic cup in front of me, itll be fun!

Surfacing · #8 03-11-2002, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite

Er... uh... No comment here, Surf.

Is this one of your ways telling me something humorous was said but i don't get it?? Well sorry i just don't get you or your humorous jokes.

Sydney · #9 03-11-2002, 06:34 AM

I might get married one day, but I'm far too young for the time being. The idea's kind of strange to me. For some reason I can't see myself in your typical white-picket fence, two-kids with a dog home - not that marriage means this scenario must be so.

A defacto sounds a little better.

Molluck2000 · #10 03-11-2002, 08:23 AM

i dont want to get married id rather live defecto (unmarried but with somewomen who lives under the same roof) and if we'd have children i'd have little bastards running around the house!!!

Whistling kettle · #11 03-11-2002, 02:23 PM

No I'm not married. Not even with a cow or a remote control. I think I will marry someday. And I think not with a cow or something!

dark_xinos · #12 03-11-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Dark Hood
But then, anyone would be mad to date me.
- DH

You just got a self image problem. /quoted from grim fandango aqtualy

edit: Look! POST 222!!!!! huRraY!!!!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #13 03-11-2002, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Surfacing
Is this one of your ways telling me something humorous was said but i don't get it?? Well sorry i just don't get you or your humorous jokes.

Sorry, Surf... It's just that Majic and I were being incredibly weird and screwed up... I'm not married to a cow named Melvinette. He never was married (then divorced) to a plant... It isn't going to happen... we were just being odd... Never believe us when we start acting like that...

Disgruntled Intern · #14 03-11-2002, 05:38 PM

Sadly enough, i was engaged to be married...and Yes, I'm only 16. It was silly, and it happened not too long agao with a girl that i was in quite the serious relationship with...but then she found out about the blood sacrafices I make every thursday, and the relationship went sour for some reason..

heh, actually, I WAS engaged, and she did move in with us for a brief time, but she got a bit bitchy and tried to change me, so she got the boot.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #15 03-11-2002, 06:04 PM

I am engaged. But i told him lets wait til I turn 18 and that wiuld be like next year.

Un-Amused · #16 03-11-2002, 06:35 PM

Well...im scheduled to be married to loads of lass'. 7 last time i counted actually...not that im bragging or anything...

sligface202 · #17 03-11-2002, 07:56 PM

I'm not married but i got a girlfriend.

Danny · #18 03-12-2002, 07:26 PM

I'm not married, no. I don't know if I would like to be married. Maybe when I'm older, but I don't want to rush into anything; I'd cohabit for a while before even considering it...

abe22 · #19 03-13-2002, 06:49 AM

I'm not married but I do have a boyfriend. I'm not really sure if I want to get married. I might when I'm older.

Un-Amused · #20 03-13-2002, 06:16 PM

Is it legal for gayz to get married yet? Im sure i heard that somewhere it was...it should be...its not exactly like 'Whoa...arrest them' anymore is it...Awww...bless all homosexuality peeps who wanna get married/have kids...

Doug · #21 03-13-2002, 06:22 PM

Vermont allows what are called "civil unions" which are legally pretty much the same as marriage for the purposes of inheritance, benefits, etc. To the best of my knowledge, no other state allows same-sex marriages.

Fazerina · #22 03-13-2002, 07:25 PM

I don't know if I want to get married. I don't think so, but maybe I'll change my mind some day...

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Originally posted by Doug
Vermont allows what are called "civil unions" which are legally pretty much the same as marriage for the purposes of inheritance, benefits, etc. To the best of my knowledge, no other state allows same-sex marriages.

In Finland "civil unions" have been legal since last year.

Danny · #23 03-13-2002, 08:52 PM

As far as I am aware, same-sex marriages are legal in Britain. I could be wrong, though. Only one way to find out... *goes to search for a willing guy...*

Surfacing · #24 03-13-2002, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
As far as I am aware, same-sex marriages are legal in Britain. I could be wrong, though. Only one way to find out... *goes to search for a willing guy...*

Same sex marriage huh? But you are bi, i mean is'nt there a chance you could marry a women?

Un-Amused · #25 03-13-2002, 08:58 PM

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Same sex marriage huh? But you are bi, i mean is'nt there a chance you could marry a women?

Yup he cud...but if (Like me) There'z this cute guy...who you'd rather 'Get it on' wiv...then...go 4 him. I have taste in both sexes...alth0...at our skool...there int a lot of fit lads...only a few...lass'...loads of gorg lass' th0!!

Surfacing · #26 03-13-2002, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Un-Amused

Yup he cud...but if (Like me) There'z this cute guy...who you'd rather 'Get it on' wiv...then...go 4 him. I have taste in both sexes...alth0...at our skool...there int a lot of fit lads...only a few...lass'...loads of gorg lass' th0!!

I did not need to know that. *sticks tongue out in disgust*

Gluk Schmuck · #27 03-13-2002, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
As far as I am aware, same-sex marriages are legal in Britain. I could be wrong, though. Only one way to find out... *goes to search for a willing guy...*

Same sex marriages are possibble but the same tax-benefits and such are not available.

Let's test it!
*gets down on his knees* (I know what you're thinking!

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Will you marry me, Dan?

Un-Amused · #28 03-13-2002, 09:05 PM

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Let's test it!

Im sorri...but im quite sickened...(No offense)

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I did not need to know that. *sticks tongue out in disgust*

Disgust...wot did i say that was disgusting?

Surfacing · #29 03-13-2002, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Un-Amused

Im sorri...but im quite sickened...(No offense)

Disgust...wot did i say that was disgusting?

I think only hedrosexuals can really understand, (well the one's i know)

Un-Amused · #30 03-13-2002, 09:11 PM

Try me...im hetro...well...borderline