Recipe for Paramite Pie
Ingredients:
Dough
Live Paramite*
Oven
1. Fetch Live paramite out of wildlife.. should you be swarmed, pull out your blitzpacker and begin firing away. Dead ones are just as good.
2. Smash Paramite up and put onto pie pan. Coat with dough to make the pie crust. If it springs back to life, place another bullet in its head and continue.
3. Throw pie in oven, cook at 350 degrees, wait for one hour.
4. Enjoy!**
*= Paramite must be fresh from the wildlife, as the industrialist air makes the Paramite stringy and not as tasty.
**= The Paramite might spring back to life and tear out of your stomach in a creepy fashion.. I really can't help you there.
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