YAYAYAYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR PEEEEEEEEEEOPPPPPPPLES FORGET ABOUT HAVING OMELET AND ENJOY SOME FRESH BUTTSWIPINGNESS!
CANDIDATE OF DOOM!!!!
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OOMPA LOOMA LOOMPETI POO I GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU..
WACKAWACKA DOO DOO YEAH!
CAAAACAACAAAAAANDAY MOOSE LAMMA OF THE SHOP OF FRANKLING CONVOLUTES THE BICENTENIAL FACTOR OF ANY PERIMETER THAT I EVER JOKEY BEFORE. EL GRAB FOR THOSE WOMEN WHO DOI THING SOMEDAY ILL HAVE GET FOR NOT BUT SO GEAVEY
GEAVY GEAVY GEAVY!
What? YOU DONT LIKE WAFFLES?
GREEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
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SOME OTHER QUITE UNEXPLANATORY COLOR!
NOW FOR OUR HTML FOR THE DAY!
CLICKITY CLICK HERE YOU PEICE OF IRRELEVANT GOOGOOSMELLS! EAT PIE CARPET!
WOOOWEEEE WHAT A BLOODY LONGSHOT OF A MULE NESTING!
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SOMEBODY FETCH MOMA'S MOUSE BALLS BECAUSE WHEEL OF FORTUNE IS ON!
"DO DI DUM DUM DUM DI DO DUM DU DI DUH"
WOOHOOO TIME FOR SOME COW PORN!
DUM DUM DAAAAAA!!!
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YOU SICK BASTARD..HEHEHE TELEVISION KILLS CALL THE QUITLINE!
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TIME FOR SOME BINARY
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HEY HEY HEY ITS FAT ALBERT!
TAKE THE RED PILL THE BLUE PILL OR THE GATE BILL! BWOHAHAHAHAH THE MATRIX HAS YOU FOREVER AND EVER JUST STAY IN MY HEART AND I WILL LOVE YOU
BOY JR I WISH I HAD A CAMERA SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES OF SOME GUY NAMED SALLY AND TELL HIM TO STAND BY THIS WIERD ARTIFACT OF A DOORSTEP AUNTY HELEN?!
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lizards!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BARTENDER - ITS CLOSING TIME
ONE LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL SO FINISH YOUR WHISKY OR BEER!
CLOSING TIME
YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YA CANT STAY HERE!
GET OUTTA MY PUB ASSHOLE AND TAKE YOU BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY?
CUSTOMER - A bright?
BARTENDER - BRIGHT, A BRIGHT
CUSTOMER - BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY?
BARTENDER - LOOK ALL AROUND THERES NOTHING BUT BLUE SKY?
CUSTOMER - WHAT ABOUT THE POOL TABLE
BARTENDER - YOU DO KNOW IM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU
CUSTOMER - *sigh* YES!
LADADIDADIDADADADADA!!
NOW FOR THE NEWS!
reporter - if only we could have saved this young mans life
young man - im not dead yet!
reporter - quiet you!
PFFT
I GET KNOCKED DOWN...............*crickets chirp*...... *slight cough*
*spotlight switches off*
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