I need help with my PS2 - anyone else have the same problem?

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

I own a PS2 which I have modified myself.
Recently, I painted it yellow with pink stripes, which made the disc spin at four times its normal rate. This wasn't enough for me, so I took out my PS2's motor and replaced it with my dad's car's engine, which made the disc spin at 194 times its normal rate. This has eliminated loading times altogether, but the big disadvantage is that I have to wait five minutes for the disc to stop rotating before I can open the disc tray. If I open it before then, the disc flies out damaging everything in its path. So far, as a result of this, I have broken two vases, two of my cat's ribs and some of my teeth. I have also lost an eye.
If I leave the PS2 switched on for more than 3 hours, it also spins round and round really fast and floats up into the air and hovers.

I also bought some XBox graphics cards and stuck them in with sellotape. This improved the number of polygons on screen no end, but the extra graphics made the TV screen glow so much that the radiation has left me sterile.

I've also taken out the innards of my N64 and put them in the PS2. Now I can play SSX Tricky, WipEout Fusion and Timesplitters as Mario, Luigi and Banjo, but sadly only on Sundays in March.

My brother also mysteriously died last week, and the PS2 now has a strange squelchy 'brainish' feel to it. The Emotion Engine has also evolved into a 'Human, Emotion, Feeling, Intelligence and Senses' Engine. The PS2 also now runs around in the night, squeaking and eating all my cheese and raisins.

And now the radiation is getting worse and I now have an extra pair of arms.

My question is this... is my warranty still valid?

[mitsur]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
If I open it before then, the disc flies out damaging everything in its path. So far, as a result of this, I have broken two vases, two of my cat's ribs and some of my teeth. I have also lost an eye.
If I leave the PS2 switched on for more than 3 hours, it also spins round and round really fast and floats up into the air and hovers[QUOTE][I screwed up on the qutoe!

[Gluk Schmuck]

Well, I'm not sure. I think it might still be valid as long as you haven't modified the power supply. But I advise you call SCEE before you modify it anymore.



This is for mitsur:

[Majic]

hm..... well, i think the painting it makes the warning go away in the first place, its modifying the system and affects how it opperates..... but how could it opperate only in march if its still febuary...... and wait, it runs around? did you happen to geneticly modify it to have tisue and organs without saying so, and then let the radiation mutate it. cause that would DEFINITELY epire your warning..... and i shall say to you, doing mods like that to a gamecube is much, much worse. the goverment confinscates it just minutes after i turn it on, thinking a nuclear bomb wwas dropped.......

[FuzzyFuzzle]

It ate your Cheese?!?!?!? I think you better put the poor thing down, or else you might run into a cheese shortage! And as for your next modification, add some internet capabilities! And a bazooka!

[dark_xinos]

lol! thats funny!!