Valentine gift test

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #1 02-14-2002, 02:58 PM

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron

1. CANDY

It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share. OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS

It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM

It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

4. SEX

It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING

It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON

It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.

Fazerina · #2 02-14-2002, 03:18 PM

I would go for number 4.

But what comes to my personality..

Rather this: "You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful.

...than this: "You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another."

Dark_Whitty_666 · #3 02-14-2002, 03:52 PM

4!!!! plz give me 4!!!!

If I was to get 4 i would change my avatar to somethin more happy.

Fazerina · #4 02-14-2002, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Dark_Whitty_666
4!!!! plz give me 4!!!!
If I was to get 4 i would change my avatar to somethin more happy.

*looks at Dark_Whitty oddly*

Surfacing · #5 02-15-2002, 04:11 AM

I'm like everybody else who has repleyed to this topic 4.

abe22 · #6 02-15-2002, 04:29 AM

Well I like candy because I'm selfish when it comes to candy.

Landale · #7 02-15-2002, 07:17 AM

Well I guess I would pick 5, but since i'm reading this after the fact, and I got 4 and 5, I dunno- still kinda true *heh* but we didnt' see a movie- we show a stage show. But hey, who cares about the details.

As for what I gave, well I gave 1, and 4. So what sort of person does that make me?

Teal · #8 02-15-2002, 08:42 AM

*crows* SUGAR HIGH!

Can I think about that?

*looks at Tom with narrowed eyes and says nothing*

MunchOnThis · #9 02-15-2002, 03:40 PM

I would pick er.... 5.Yep 5 definitaley! I wouldn't mind a dance! *starts dancing and knocks a china vase over* O.K.....I'll stick with dinner........

Gluk Schmuck · #10 02-15-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Teal
*looks at Tom with narrowed eyes and says nothing*

*looks at number four*

Yes, I'll go for that one...

Danny · #11 02-19-2002, 08:21 PM

*wonders if any of the people who chose 4 have ever experienced 4...*

I want them all. One after another or all at the same time, I don't care...