RPG:The simple oddworld life

[AussieAbe]

Okay here is how it works just mention your name,age and gender and this is the job
You are all Sligs at Soulstorm Brewery.You guys(or gals)are guards for certain sectors of the brewery and then after work you can go home and do stuff there or if there is an event on(like a dance) you could go to that or you can go to the pub or to the bowling alley with a couple of mates(team in tourny or social)or whatever there is.I will post the social events up and the promotion.With a dance you could pick up a girl,get BUSY(hee hee hee)and even get married.Of course you can become friends with others that sign or LOVE(oppisite gender PLEASE).Or you could even join a sports team or whatever.You will get pay and you get to keep count on how much money you have and you will be able to buy new things(even a house)

Every few days I will post something on a billboard saying what there is to do.You can post up to 2 people.and yes you will need to pay to get in social events

Promotions are
Guard(start)$500 per week
Mudokon clubber $600 per week
packedger $650 per week
lever turner $700 per week
Boiler turner(non Mudokon)$900 per week
Flying Slig(guard)$1000 per week
Boiler turner(mudokon tears)$1250 per week
Power monitor(for one sector)$1750 per week
Power monitor(for brewery)$3000 per week
Glukkon stats reporter $5000 per week

You will each start off with $5000 and a one story house and a normal car.Pay day is every thursday and don't worry on never getting promoted because someone will get promoted at most every 1 and a half weeks.

As a flying slig you must do all of the jobs from before you became one and you get paid double the amount as the original.Big Bro sligs do the last three jobs so if you get promoted to the last three jobs you become a big bro slig

Boiler turners for the mudokons tears and non Mudokon tears can be either flying or normal and if they are normal they get a slog so does a lever turner and a guard and a mudokon clubber

If I have confused you,You will get the drift of it.

So what are you waiting for,sign already

[AussieAbe]

BULLETIN BOARD:Attention all males,At floes(not moes)there will be a World wide skulling contest,already 600 000 sligs have signed for this contest,Do you think you have what it takes to skull a soulstrom brew in less than 4 seconds then c'mon down to floes.
SPONSERED BY:Soulstorm Brew,our spew is your brew

[Danny]

[OOC: i don't see why it has to be the opposite gender, since gender on Oddworld is as much a matter of choice as anything else...

could you clarify the promotions table, and possibly simplify it, it's very confusing. especially since you have mudokon ranks there, when you've already said we're all sligs...]

Rettick
Age: 14 [the equivalent of about 20, i think]
Gender: Male

Rett: *looks at the board* Well, i'm not normally good at drinking, but it should be a laugh... *goes to sign up*

[Osiris The Fleech]

Name: Sauron

Age: 11 in slig years.

Gender: Male

*looks at board* "Well, what the hell. I could use the money".

[ September 23, 2001: Message edited by: Osiris The Fleech ]

[Silversnow]

Name: Olena
Age: Around 12
Gender: Female
Olena: *reads on the board* Hmm... Brew? I don't know, I don't even like brew... What the hell, I might get a penfriend down there!
*goes away to sign up*

[ September 22, 2001: Message edited by: Silversnow ]

[AussieAbe]

Rettick don't worry,if you get promoted I will tell you what job,sector,hull and stuff like that so as I said just follow along and you will see.I would not mind if heaps of people sign up.And if you want to quit you have a choice,being killed off or get another job in a far away place(this one means you can come back)

And another important note is that you don't have to sign up for every thing,you might just like to stay at home or sign up for another activity it is your choice.What you feel like doing.

And I will give you options in what you want to do like in baseball smash or bunt.And while you are at work,you can make up your own thing)unless I wanna promote you and I will be promoting someone soon)

BULLETIN BOARD:Sign ups for the Soulstorm brewery baseball is happening today at Soulstorm brewery.We will go up against other places such as Rapture Farms.EMPLOYEES ONLY(yes that is you guys)

BULLETIN BOARD:Ten pin bowling teams are signing up today after work

REMINDER:SKULLING CONTEST AFTER WORK.

[Abes Ally]

Name: Ally
Age:11
Gender: Female
Board: What the hell!! Hey I could definatly use the money! (Don't let the name put u off!) (If possible a Glukkon Stats reporter)
Thanx

[AussieAbe]

Um those are the stuff you must get promoted to.You start out as a guard oh well you probably got confused too.

***at floes***
"Okay I know why you are all here so let's get started,first up,ally"Floe announces
***skulls as quick as she can***
"Whoa 3.425 seconds not bad"Floe says
***half an hours later
"next up sauron"Floe says
***skulls as quick as he can***
"Not bad an impressive 3.361 seconds but not the lead.
***five minutes later***
"Rettick is next"Floe says
***skulls***
"hmmm not bad but not the lead,3.452"Floe says
***an hour later***
"last up,Olena"Floe says
***Skulls to the max***
"S*******************************,a new world record holly c*** under 3 seconds,2.911 seconds"Floe says

WINNER OLENA***Olena collapses***

Olena:1st $5000
Rettick:342 567th $300
Sauron:tied 110 000th $534
Ally:tied 110 000th $534

Don't forget at work there are sign ons for the baseball team and after work,a ten pin bowling team sign ons.
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NOW FOR THE PROMOTION

Ally is just walking along,guarding a hallway in hull 2.Rettick guarding an entrance to sector 4b,Olena is guarding sector 3 in hull 3 and sauron is guarding the hull cap in hull 3 sector 4 when all of a sudden "Help,a Mudokon is getting away in the main boiler,"A glukkon shouts and an alram sounds.Rettick goes to a glukkon and suggests that they lock the main boiler up soo tight he'd have to be invisable to get in.The glukkon does that and sends 20 sligs to get him(that is including the four heros).
They go around.They don't know about what lurks in the shadows.The mudokon starts chanting and everyone goes berzerk while Olena shoots into the shadows and kills the Mudokon.
"Well done Olena you are promoted to a mudokon clubber while Rettick,you really saved us with the suggestion so you get promoted to a lever puller"Brewmaster says.

OLENA:MUDOKON CLUBBER
RETTICK:LEVER TURNER

[Danny]

rett: hey, i've got £6000 now, i wonder what i should buy...? *heads down to the shopping centre, but then sees the Bulletin Board* aw great, i love Baseball! *rushes over to sign up for the team*

[AussieAbe]

Okay now Rettick trainig is at 4:00 at the soulstorm baseball field.and our first match will be at Boneworkz against the boneworkz bone breakers

[AussieAbe]

QUITIN TIME

[Silversnow]

Olena:*when she's home she falls down into her couch* Wow, isn't this great? A winner of contest and promoted at the same day. I wonder what will happen now...
*thinks*
Olena: Hey... I have 10'000 now! I can buy as much as I want!!* laughs almost evilly*

[Osiris The Fleech]

*Sees ad for baseball team*

"Hmmm.... more money to be earned...excelent"

*signs up*

[AussieAbe]

SATURDAY TURNS
Commentator:Well here we are today at Boneworkz for this match between The brewers and the bonebrakers
THE TOSS
Commentator:both of the captains Rettick and Tom up for the toss and Rettick gets to choose whether to pitch or to bat

Well Rettick CHOOSE

[super_slig]

Sorry to come in in the middle of something, but I can't resist.

Name: Gladys
Gender: female
Age: About 2

[davzrulez]

Okay... now someone start from the basics and tell me WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. Then I can join in the fun

[Osiris The Fleech]

If Rettick doesn't choose, can I?

[Danny]

i choose to bat

[abe22]

Bit late but I'll join in

Name:Joanne
Gender:female
Age:15

I'll wait till theres something new ok

[Osiris The Fleech]

I volunteer to pitch.

[Osiris The Fleech]

Razza frazzin double post!

[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Osiris The Fleech ]