WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF STAR WARS CLASHED WITH ODDWORLD

[ODDBODD]

* JAR JAR BINKS WOULD OWN A TEA SHOP

* EVERY SCREEN CHANGE WILL BE EDITED WITH A WIPE

* DEWBACKS WILL GO INTO FOOD FOR GLUKKONS

* ABE WILL BE ABLE TO MOVE OBJECTS AND HAVE A LIGHT SABER!

* EVERYTIME ABE SEES DANGER HE SAYS "I HAVE A BAD FEELLING ABOUT THIS."

* MULLOCK WOULD BE WEARING A BLACK SUIT AND A MASK THAT BREATHES FUNNY

* ALMIGHTY RAISIN WOULD OWN A PALACE AND A PET RANCOR MONSTER TO FEED SCUM TO.

* HAN SOLO WILL FLY ABE TO THE ALDERAN SYSTEM

[freakyLA]

Yeah that´s cool! There should be other things that clash with Oddworld. For emample FinaL Fantasy7!

[globe90]

Odd Fantasy 7? No problem!

• Munch could take Cloud's exact place.
• And have a girlfriend Gabbit with big ol' practical joke boobies.
• Aeris, while praying to Holy for the salvation of Oddworld, could be gored by...
• ...Scrabiroth. *One-Winged Angel plays in the background*
• Cait Sith; a fuzzle on top of a Slig. Need I say more?
• Ever notice the striking resemblance between Barret and the Big Bro Slig?
• Red XIII, paramite with a past.
• Big Face Cid, and his mine cart, the Highwind.
• Yuffie... um... Yuffie can be bonesawed in the opening sequence. Yes.

Or maybe not...

[ July 03, 2001: Message edited by: Oddomatic ]

[freakyLA]

No Barret has no realavation to the bbs. (Barret is inteligent) NO! NO GAbbit Girlfriend!!!! HEY Where´s Abe????
Abe is my fav charachter! Where is he. Let´see. Let´s mash ff7, Oddworld and Star Wars together. Much is Cloud and Abe is Luke, Lea is -um good question- Let´s leave her. And Scrabiroth? Scrab, no let´s invent an new creature for him-hm.
Hey! You also missed Vincent! Hey Munch is Vincent and Abe is Cloud! That´s good! Don´t you see how similar Munch to Vincent is? BOth have been experementing with. Soo that´s all I got.

[Cloverfield]

LOL!!! Now those are FUNNY!!! Although I can't really see myself being a fan of Scrabiroth!!!

Anyways... here's some FF7 ones of my own:

• Vykkers create huge Monsters called "Weapons" who are defeated by a few Mudokons
• Glukkons = Shinra Corporation (need I say more)
• A group called Avalanche help Abe in shutting down Soulstorm Brewery, Rupture Farms, etc
• Slig in a Dress = Cloud in a Dress!!!
• There was a monster in FFVII that attacks with a weapon called Fart (or was that in FFVIII)
• Both games do have an environmental theme
• Well I did give all of my FF characters Oddworld names!
• SoulStorm Brew could be used as a weapon/item to fight monsters with
• Abe equips materia in order to allow him to have abilities other than possession
• Abe "summons" the weirdos to help him out

Maybe I'll think of more later!

Abe Babe...

[ July 04, 2001: Message edited by: Abe Babe ]

[freakyLA]

Fart??? A monster called Fart?? But this has to be in ff8. Well the ideas are good. But still something is missing.


BTW Abebabe Why don you like Sephy that much???

[globe90]

Originally posted by freakyLA:
No Barret has no realavation to the bbs.

Aw, come on! Go and watch the "Blitzpacker" video at Oddworld.com and tell me it doesn't call to mind everyone's favorite Mr. T wannabe.

[freakyLA]

Me. t? Who´s that?
Ok mabe barret loves shoting around but I don´t think he has a relevation to the bbs

[BigBroSig]

hhmmm.. Mr.T....BBS....Mr.T...BBS.....
I GOT IT! the anwser is, Big Mr.T Slig!
I PITY DA MUDOKON!

[globe90]

Hmph. Okay, I'll cede the whole Big Bro Barret thing, but I'm really fond of my Scrabiroth idea. It might be tough to tailor a cape for him, though.
How 'bout this: if Abe is Cloud, then take Cili (with apologies to Dragadon), dump the loincloth, stick her in a black miniskirt... whaddya get? Odd Tifa! With three-fingered gloves for weapons, yeah!

(Edit: Hmm, no replies. Looks like that last bit was either too weird or too surpassingly stupid for anyone to dignify.)

[ July 07, 2001: Message edited by: Oddomatic ]