The Oddworld Forums test 2! (plus winners)
Hello, all you lucky forumers! It is TOWFT 2, your favorite test! I will go over the rules and every thing, after I announce the winners and participants to all you grubby little meat creatures. Yes, I am on time! It is still Wednesday! It is, I’m not late! Yes, people did enter… in fact, FuzzyFuzzle and Rettick are obsessed with it. So, don’t get so cocky!
1:Rettick got a total of 8 questions right, a pretty good score…especially for a puny outside- towft… erm… guy. He wins tow bibles to worship the things he loves: A bible on Baglor (newly illustrated) and a bible on The Cheese. (new translations) He also got extra credit by naming all the instruments BD plays, so he gets a cart of food: Cheese, salmon, bass, cod and a bag of Pot. Good for him.
2:Silversnow got 6 correct, pretty well. She wins some white paint and a coat.
3:Joe the Intern gets a total of 4 right. He wins some things that suit him well. I am giving him some MST3K tapes… no, they aren’t Rhino tapes, they are copied off of mine, sorry… I guess I’ll give you manos, eegah, pod people and atomic brain… He also wins some riot gear, to save him from his sister.
4:Xavier, who only answered 1, but got it right wins a book about the history of the OW forums. All about us! “The history of a bunch of idiots who learn how to use a computer.”
5: Dragadon, who got 8 correct also, wins a tape recorder that says “aye” so she doesn’t always have to type out “aye” when she agrees with someone. How many times does she say “aye” in a convo. She also gets a Ben Laden punching bag, complete with real noises. We all know drag loves a good Ben Laden joke.."aye"
6:One, Two, Middlesboogie got 6 1/3 correct, and she wins a pet banana slug, an antique grandfather clock and I payed some construction workers to build a lavatory into her house. (yes, I am evil… I couldn’t resist)
7: Dark hood got 6 correct, and he wins a robot that beats him over the head every time he makes a misspelling and a substance that makes him allergic to sugar, and vomit every time he has some. Though it keeps him awake, so he won’t fall asleep at the computer.
8:Abe22, who got 6 correct gets some go go boots, in hopes she will become abe-a-go-go! Hahhahha! Get it? Abe-a-go-go? Japanese OW? Abe22? Ha ha ha ha ha…? Screw it. She also gets a ticket to Disney land, so she can enjoy it all over again. Also, a crown so people know that she IS the great Joanne.
And now, the two winners… they tied, hand in hand…
Fuzzyfuzzle and Gluk Shmuck!! They both got 9 1/3 points. They get prizes…
FF: He gets some parts for his robo suit, robo-toes, robo-fingers, robo-knees, and robo nose. Not to mention patented robo fur! This is very expensive, but I am too nice… He also gets a Baglor costume and a pet goat. Btw, he is a BIG scavenger. He scavenged the forums for the answers. Wow… also, he gets honorable mention for being my sales zombie.
GS: He gets a book called “Grammar, science, math and reading made easy” because he thinks he is such a shmuck. I don’t think he is, but he calls himself that… He also gets a gift basket of Rowan Atkinson videos, including Blackadder tapes, Mr Bean episodes, his stand up and the (crappy) Mr. Bean movie. More, but I don’t want to waste too much space. Yay, hail the two winners! Hail them!
I also had some contests in MSN messenger, because rett and FF were itching for competition…
First one: I made FF and Rett go up a shelf and retrieve some cheese for me. Rett won, and he gets a special new edition of his cow deflector.
Second: I made rett, FF, drag and Joe go through a spider web like thing to lick cheese off a wall. Rett and FF tied, neck in neck. They win a lawn gnome, which I cut right down the middle so they could share. They can do whatever the hell they want with it.
Now, the test can begin! Remember, DO NOT WRITE THE ANSWERS RIGHT HERE. Please email them to caligari_with_insomnia@hotmail.com
The test starts… about… maybe… NOW!
1:One, two Middlesboogie once wrote a poem about something she has never really felt. Her poem was called what?
2:Pink haired once couldn’t access her regular name. (I have no idea why)What was the name she used?
3:What does Dragadon’s character Malice often say when he is attacked or insulted?
4:Who wrote the fan fic “fragments?”
5:What was Middlesboogie’s old forum name?
6:What is Dark Hoods real name?
7:Name 2 members of the forums who left, out of rage, and then ran right back.(within 2 week)
8:Last noted, what are my three favorite TV shows?
9:What member was banned for writing sexually explicit material on the forums?
10:What was Pink Haired’s old parking lot signature?
Those are this week’s questions… email them to my email, or give me the answers in MSN. Please enter, scavenging is allowed! Come one, come all… aaw, never mind that FF will do my advertising. FF, get over here!
“The Oddworld forums test, all the cool kids are doing it!”
[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]
[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]
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