DO YOU BELIVE IN SAINTA

[odd_girl]

do you belive in santa????

-yes
-no

[Alector]

No, i never believed in Santa

[Gluk Schmuck]

"SAINTA"...hmm
*tries to make good punchline but fails*


No, I don't belive he exists. Not outside the mind's/mass-marketing eye, at least.

[Danny]

*is shocked at the Heathen nature of his fellow forumers...* You don't believe in Santa Claus??!?? Well then, Mr. Smartypants, how do you get your presents, then? Hmm? :P

[oddmunch]

i saw him at a shopping market yesterday

[Surfacing]

I did believe in Santa till 3rd grade till some bastard told me it was my parents that were doing all the dirty work!

[DarkHoodness]

I have never belived in Santa, and never will.
- DH

[Joe the Intern]

Santa fell off my roof and sued me once. That bastard. Now all I get is coal.

[Capri Ream]

How come you guys don't belive in Santa? I belive in him! He's the coolest jolly dude around! HO HO HO!!

[Eibu]

How else would Toe Jam & and Earl get their presents? Oh and contarary to popular belief he has a jetpack, not a sleigh...

[Steve]

He has a jet pack? Well as far as I know he's some fat old coot who moved up north for tax reasons enslaved a bunch of elves and started giving out presents then after a while he noticed people started giving presents to each other then gradually gave less and less presents now he just lazes about all day and occasionally does commercials and lends his services to toys r us

[glukkon_daniel]

I don't like the idea of fat men coming into my house. Especially fat men who see me when I'm sleeping and know when I'm awake. That's just disturbing.

Santa: Let's see here... G.I. Joes for the good boys... Check. Makeup kits and Barbie Dolls for the good girls... Check. Lumps of coal for the naughty boys... Check. Nude photos and telephone number of self for the naughty girls... Check.

Lol. Santa's a pervert...

[Rex Tirano]

Sing it loud, Say it proud! I believe in Santa!! I don't care if ya pick on me cos of it! I just do! This is the merriest time in the world and ya don't believe in Santa! *Sigh* Some People! I can't believe it ya don't believe in Father Christmas!
I'm embarresed for all of us!

[ December 17, 2001: Message edited by: Rex Tirano ]

[Oddworld Master]

no way i don't believe in santa and i can't believe my parents still try to talk me into believing me * laughs*

[Lampion]

Of course I believe in Santa Claus, he never told a lie to me...

[Danny]

[Spoilsport, Edd... And the rest of you Santa-nonbelievers...]

[mitsur]

Crap everyone who dosen't belive in santa! How do parents get out in the middle of the night?And if they did all the stores would be closed!

[ December 17, 2001: Message edited by: mitsur ]

[Doug]

Of course there is a Santa Claus, mitsur.

Now, please go ask your parents to monitor your internet use a little more closely before you are exposed to something a 9-year old really ought to be protected from.

[Joe the Intern]

Oh Mitsur, come now! Do you really think we don't believe in Santa? Why, there just has to be a big, fat man somewhere with flying reindeer who can fly around the world in six hours! I mean, of course it's possible to fit the whole world's toys in one bag! And you don't think we believe in Santa. Tisk.

[Oddness]

No, I don't believe in Santa. I believe Alf delivers the presents to us. He's the only one thin enough to get through the chimney

[Sydney]

How could you not believe in Sandy Claws?

An image for Christmas cheer, from Nightmare Before Christmas:


[ December 18, 2001: Message edited by: Sydney ]

[number 15 the slig]

Everyone knows that Santa is their parents...... But what's the point of telling ur parents?????? U get more presentz any way!!!!!!!!!!!

[glukkon_daniel]

Mistur... You'e 9 years old... You still believe in Santa? Something's wrong here. I thought people started thinking logically at age 5 and 6...

But, sure, Mistur. I'm sure it's impossible for parents to buy your presents BEFORE Christmas and hide them in their closets. A big magical fat man who comes into your house through your chimney makes MUCH more sense.

[Eibu]

Listen to me people: Santa DOES exist...

Evidence: I've seen him - Who else would leave the presents for Toe Jam & Earl?!

If Santa (equiped w/jetpack to get to the other levels faster) didn't leave those precious presents I don't know I would have been able to find all the ship pieces!

Plus without the Rocket-Shoes or plenty of Innertubes I could never get Earl's fat ass to the paradise known as Level 0 where you can chill in a hot-tub drinking lemonade while Hula Girls dance their hypnotic dance!

Santa, thank you. Not only do you bring joy to the whiney boys and girls of the world but without you and your jetpackin' antics I would have never been able to help those two aliens off this miserable "Funk-less" planet of ours.

[Molluck2000]

no! all ya guys who actually think he's real must be five year olds! he doesnt exist physically but only in the minds of small children or ignorant farts! any way it is tradidion! but who gives a flying rats ass! its all about the presents! either that or that christmas spirit thing everyones talking about!

[Danny]

[Daniel and Mollock, you can also go onto my 'spoilsports' pile... We're having a laugh, is that not obvious?]

[Rex Tirano]

I AM NOT AN IGNORANT FART! I believe in him so thats that! We have a laugh and thats it! So stop being a spoil sport! If ya don't believe in Santa you have no Imagination!

[DarkHoodness]

Call me a spoilsport, but if he did exist. . .
Why did I never get any presants from him? Sure, I got ONE presant labled from Santa, but it was yonks ago, and written in my old neighbours writing. . . And it was also strange that we didn't get a presant from them that year either. So we put two and two together and decided that the presant wasn't from Santa, but from next door.
- DH

[Gluk Schmuck]

Originally posted by Eibu:
If Santa (equiped w/jetpack to get to the other levels faster)...

*starts talking in the voice of Professor Frink*
I doubt that an obese man with a jet-pack and holding all it's fuel would be able to get all around the world in one night, it would be physically impossible.
I propose that he rides upon the back of a cube the size of a gorilla, whooohaay!

[Alcar]

I would never believe a christmas topic would spring up arguments.

I've seen santa too, i'll show you a picture: Yep i've seen Alf hope into my house with presents too, so that makes me and Oddnees who know who santa really is!