How many gender groups can you alienate in one post?

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of
them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either!

[Cool Paramite]

I already knew this one. But I think the perfect man survives because the perfect woman does not exist.

Still, it's funny.

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Hehehehehe! That's a good one, Middlesboogie... I usually hate all sexist jokes (to either sex, male or female) but this one was quirky and original. I like how it mocks both sexes...

[SeaRex]

Very clever!

[Lantra]

clever...but very very sexist.

[Rex Tirano]

Lol! Funna! I liked the bit at the bottom! Even though I'm a girl! It made me laugh! Like the other person said, Very Clever"

[Gluk Schmuck]

That was appauling.

Wait a minute, I'm not stupid...


Hehe, nice one!

*counts how many people Anna alienated*
Only the fundamentalists!

[Joe the Intern]

Hahahaha!! That was one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time. That was very clever, TF!

[Rich]

That's funny, I haven't seen many of those jokes.

[LuxoJr]

I really liked that. Tell us some more...

[Danny]

Hehe...

How DARE you suggest that Santa Claus doesn't exist? You should run while you still can, girl, the Midget Mafia'll be after you, for sure... I think Santa Claus was the survivor, since there's no such thing as Perfection...

[oddite4456]

Hahaha!
Why is it every time you start a new post it's always clever humor?

[ December 11, 2001: Message edited by: oddite4456 ]

[SeaRex]

Originally posted by Rex Tirano:
Lol! Funna! I liked the bit at the bottom! Even though I'm a girl! It made me laugh! Like the other person said, "Very Clever"

*cough* You can tell I have a monumental social standing around here... that other person.

[Capri Ream]

Very Funny!! Hehe, that stuf at the bootom was funny too. It's true though, none of the women in my family, my friends and I never listen, we just do what we KNOW is right. And Santa Claus is real!! He's real Darn it! REAL!!!!!!!!!

[ December 11, 2001: Message edited by: Capri ]

[•[cyrus]•]

Nice Joke RE-DO..........Huh ....what did I Just say ...oh yeah.....Snort..no...google...no....Hahahahahahahaa Thats right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Magog On The March]

No one would survive.. no one would have existed! It's like what the Bare Naked Ladies say, "anyone perfect must be lyin'.."