New Member says bonjour

[Warlord Arskittar]

Much as the title would have you believe! I am a newly active member around here! Having played Oddworld on Xbox, and recently rekindled my love for it in the Oddbox on steam, I bid you all a good day!

I start with a question:

Is there an RPG section to this site?

-Arskittar

[Carnix]

Is there an RPG section to this site?

If you mean something like this, then yes, yes there is. It's been empty for a while though...


PS. Run. The others will be here soon.

[Slog Bait]

Lol roleplaying

Also hi

[Warlord Arskittar]

Hello Carnix, and thank you. I shall get my defibrillator out and zap some life back into the RPG section.

Hello Slog Bait, back to the Slog Dens with yea! Go on....enough of your ''lol''.

I shall apply for a licence and get working on a industrialists vs natives style RPG I have planned!

[Vyrien]

Lol roleplaying

*Vyrien pulls out everything-proof shield and wins the game*

[OANST]

Hello Carnix, and thank you. I shall get my defibrillator out and zap some life back into the RPG section.

Hello Slog Bait, back to the Slog Dens with yea! Go on....enough of your ''lol''.

I shall apply for a licence and get working on a industrialists vs natives style RPG I have planned!

No one will care.

[STM]

Hi, don't waste your time writing an RPG because you'll be the only one that goes there. Friendly advice from an unfriendly cunt.

[Vyrien]

You're all just jealous because you can't beat the everything-proof shield.

[MeechMunchie]

Don't worry Warlord, I'll play your RPG. As long as I can constantly focus on the sexual tension between our characters.

[Slog Bait]

Um excuse me is anyone going to do anything about Vyrien godmodding

What a cunt.

[Varrok]

Oh hai, mr. Warlord. There's no real RPG section there, don't listen to the lies.

[Vyrien]

Um excuse me is anyone going to do anything about Vyrien godmodding

What a cunt.

Step outside, let's take this to Runescape.

[MA]

is that cesspit (YAY) really still going? Runescape was all anyone would ever talk about during my last two years of school. did my fucking head in.

and people actually pay for it. something that should be free.

[Mr. Bungle]

Enjoy making a few posts then vaninishing into obscurity.

[Vyrien]

and people actually pay for it. something that should be free.

My brother (15!) fucking pays for it and all he does is roleplay. What a ShitPit™

[MA]

roleplay

in Runescape

that's like eating stilton on garlic bread. just too fucking much.

[Nepsotic]

I like stilton. And garlic bread.
That being said, I like RPing certain things and playing videogames but the two don't mix well, so I guess your analogy works.

Just to give you a heads up, guys, I think the new member left as soon as people laughed at the fact that he wants to go to the Oddworld RPG section.

[Jbot123]

Every new member since me has been chased off, except for Git 'Im. But he didn't last long.

[Vyrien]

Pity it wasn't every new member since me instead.

[MA]

oh yeah i forgot

hello newest addition. 'Arskitter' sounds dangerously close to 'arse-kisser', by the way. i'm sure that little gem of information won't exactly help your integration here, but, you know, there it is. i'm an honest chap.

also don't believe a word Carnix says. he's completely insane.

~Blessed Bollocks

[Varrok]

Just think of it as "Ass-kicker".

[Warlord Arskittar]

I am very much still here!

I guess you guys like to adopt a ''closed community approach''? It isn't the first time I have seen (or been part) of such an ideology.

However, I intend, and hope to be here to stay, as I like and enjoy the Oddworld Games, and of course the World in which they are based. I shall get an information thread up regarding an Oddworld RPG, and I advise and hope you guys will take the blinkers off and look at it with an open mind.

[Slog Bait]

I don't think anyone cares if you go off and roleplay or not. If you actually manage to revive the RPG subforum though, you deserve a fucking award for doing the nigh impossible. Good luck.

Every new member since me has been chased off, except for Git 'Im. But he didn't last long.

I don't think Arskitter would count even if he had jumped ship seeing how the account was made in April 2012.

[Warlord Arskittar]

I have lurked for a very long time, having a look at the forum, and also dealing with RL issues.

It seem's to activity on the forum declined a tad when every new member was scared off by the ''rude language'' I think someone actually made a thread complaining.

What a pansie.

[STM]

The quicker you realise, by the way, that a lot of people use this forum to talk about things unrelated to Oddworld, if all you want to talk about is that then you won't integrate well.

[MA]

I have lurked for a very long time, having a look at the forum, and also dealing with RL issues.

It seem's to activity on the forum declined a tad when every new member was scared off by the ''rude language'' I think someone actually made a thread complaining.

What a pansie.

are we finally gaining notoriety for being cunts? are we sucessfully carving out our own little piece of heaven on these abysmal interwebs?

[Nepsotic]

Forget it, MA. Nobody knows about us. We will never gain notoriety on the internet no matter how much we be cunts. It's a good thing really, we will never be tainted by the mask of fame.

[Varrok]

High fives, everybody

EDIT: Oh Nepsotic, you're such a downer

[Nepsotic]

I didn't want your high five anyway.

[MA]

he'll take a low five, thank you Varrok. to match his mood.

EDIT: oh and a sausage and egg sandwich to go