Hi. I'm a newbie.

EpiphanyDragon · #1 02-03-2013, 01:59 PM

Hello!

Let me start by saying I've been lurking in these forums for ages and finally decided that I should just hurry up and join already. I've never been on any online social sites before (not even facebook or twitter) but I'll try not to fuck up too much.
So...yeah, like I said I've visited these forums a good few times before so I think I mostly know what to expect from you guys and I hope that you will except me into this wonderfully insane community.

Slog Bait · #2 02-03-2013, 02:11 PM

Hello lurker buddy

Varrok · #3 02-03-2013, 02:39 PM

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Hello!

Let me start by saying I've been lurking in these forums for ages and finally decided that I should just hurry up and join already. I've never been on any online social sites before (not even facebook or twitter) but I'll try not to fuck up too much.
So...yeah, like I said I've visited these forums a good few times before so I think I mostly know what to expect from you guys and I hope that you will except me into this wonderfully insane community.

So you know that most of us are really rude and like to humiliate people for no real reason?

Wings of Fire · #4 02-03-2013, 03:18 PM

He'll except us if we only reach out and except him first.

Just like Jesus would.

Nepsotic · #5 02-03-2013, 03:43 PM

Do you mean 'accept'?

Mr. Bungle · #6 02-03-2013, 05:27 PM

What's with all the lurkers suddenly posting now? Are we gonna get a sudden influx of people realizing that they, too, can post here without getting trolled?

We gotta step it up.

Phylum · #7 02-03-2013, 09:41 PM

Maybe I need to be less welcoming in welcome threads, you bastard.

RoryF · #8 02-03-2013, 09:45 PM

Whenever I see 'newbie', it instantly reminds me of Sims, call yourself a 'noob' instead because I don't like the Sims.

Phylum · #9 02-03-2013, 09:59 PM

Oddamn's too hardcore for that casual gamer crap.

RoryF · #10 02-03-2013, 10:30 PM

Damn right, I'm MLG.

Millennium · #11 02-04-2013, 12:34 AM

Yay, lurker buddies!

EpiphanyDragon · #12 02-04-2013, 03:52 AM

Yes, I did mean accept. Sorry, it was late when I posted that.

Rude and likes to humiliate people for no reason? Sounds like secondary school.

Also, can someone please tell me how to add the quote boxes to my posts?

Varrok · #13 02-04-2013, 04:12 AM

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Rude and likes to humiliate people for no reason? Sounds like secondary school.

...quite lower than that.

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Also, can someone please tell me how to add the quote boxes to my posts?

That's how
The alternative way is to write manually in quote tags, it looks like this:
[ quote ] The quote itself goes here [ /quote ] (without spaces in-between the brackets)

OANST · #14 02-04-2013, 05:51 AM

Hey there, MS.

Crashpunk · #15 02-04-2013, 06:33 AM

Welcome!

STM · #16 02-04-2013, 06:54 AM

Piss off, love.

Also welcome.

Now, piss off.

Nepsotic · #17 02-04-2013, 07:05 AM

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Yes, I did mean accept. Sorry, it was late when I posted that.

I didn't even realise it was you who did it. I thought WOF had made a genuine error.

STM · #18 02-04-2013, 07:17 AM

WoF don't make mistakes, son.

Havoc · #19 02-04-2013, 07:18 AM

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this wonderfully insane community.

The fact that you know your place as Newbie and know this place is insane leads me to believe you know what you're getting into. Good luck and welcome!

OddjobAbe · #20 02-04-2013, 08:02 AM

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I didn't even realise it was you who did it. I thought WOF had made a genuine error.

What you should do to avoid this error is read the topic before reading the comments, thus providing the comments with context.

Welcome to this fetid dive, Ephemeral Dragon.

Nepsotic · #21 02-04-2013, 08:06 AM

I did read the first post, but I was tired and.missed the error he made.

OANST · #22 02-04-2013, 08:07 AM

I didn't read any of it. I just saw that there was a new person, and became blinded by rage.

OddjobAbe · #23 02-04-2013, 08:12 AM

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I did read the first post, but I was tired and.missed the error he made.

That's no excuse for taking your shit out on WoF.

Mr. Bungle · #24 02-04-2013, 08:16 AM

Forums full. Come back next time there's a flame war and people get pissy and leave.

That hasn't happened since I've been here, I'm pretty sure.

STM · #25 02-04-2013, 08:22 AM

Fuck you, Bungle, I'm leaving.

EpiphanyDragon · #26 02-04-2013, 08:23 AM

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That's how
The alternative way is to write manually in quote tags, it looks like this:
[ quote ] The quote itself goes here [ /quote ] (without spaces in-between the brackets)

Thanks

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...quite lower than that.

Good point.

Mr. Bungle · #27 02-04-2013, 08:28 AM

You can stay now. You're STM #2.

STM · #28 02-04-2013, 08:55 AM

You'll need to put your dick in a bee hive twice a day for five days a week to become me.

I can provide you with both the bees and a penis. I've got loads.

Manco · #29 02-04-2013, 08:58 AM

You know I just thought, these people who gush about how long they've been lurking are sitting there reading every little thing we write. Every inane detail and stupid joke.

All this is being silently scrutinized and judged by people we don't even know, all the time.

Feels a little creepy to me.

Varrok · #30 02-04-2013, 09:05 AM

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You can stay now. You're STM #2.

I think he won (W.O.) the right to be called STM #1.

Sorry, Bee Boy, you're not STM..ish enough