Choose one...

[Wings of Fire]

MOD EDIT: This was originally in Bits 'n' Pieces.

[Mac Sirloin]

Can I have the Wisdom shitter and the Bath robe?

[STM]

Monocle, ring or bath robe!

[Nate]

Dudes. It very clearly says 'Choose one'. No doublies or triplies.

But I'm definitely taking the shitter.



Also, I see this one becoming a heavy segue. I've split it off to its own thread.

[Crashpunk]

The Ironman suit.

I've always wanted to fly around like a superhero.

[MeechMunchie]

Pillow.

[Wings of Fire]

Pillow.

I wasn't going to be the first person to say that!

Also I'm surprised nobody has chosen Robot Wars yet. Less surprised most people are choosing the toilet.

[Varrok]

The Ironman suit.

I've always wanted to fly around like a superhero.

Good luck with the army and stuff all wanting to steal it from you when you weren't paying attention (and it's not like they wouldn't succeed)

[Jordan]

I'm liking the reincarnation pill.

[Varrok]

Good luck with seeing all your family and everyone you love dying from old age

[MeechMunchie]

I'd want the pillow so I could get advice from similarly troubled personae, so I suppose the toilet could work too.

[Oddey]

I think I might opt for the monocle.

[Varrok]

Good luck seeing things you're not supposed (and willing) to see

[Jordan]

Someone is being pessimistic on this fine day!

[Littleleeroy]

I would like the Pillow (as long as it could turn into non-fictional characters as well and they do whatever you tell them to do),
the Dressing Gown,
the Reincarnation pill (as long as I can siphon it out of my faeces and re-use it) and
the One Ring (as long as I can use it's full potential without any 'bad things happening' (I can't remember the word that means 'bad things happening in the future' that starts with 're'.))

But as I would be foolish to complain about having just one of these, I choose the One Ring, as no one knows who you are when you wear the attention-drawing Iron Man Suit and the Pillow and Reincarnation Pill don't live up to their potential (as specified earlier.)

[Wings of Fire]

the Reincarnation pill (as long as I can siphon it out of my faeces and re-use it)

uh

um

I don't think you understand simple biology

[Varrok]

Technically, if it's 100% impossible to open the pill, we can bet that our bodies aren't able to digest it... I think


...good luck with that.

[Littleleeroy]

Technically, if it's 100% impossible to open the pill, we can bet that our bodies aren't able to digest it... I think

Yeah, well, that's kinda what I was thinking. I didn't expect to digest it, I just expected for it to magically work.

[Bullet Magnet]

Iron Man suit. Hopefully it wouldn't look like Iron Man. I mean, I think I can fend off the world's militaries coming after its secrets or treating me like a threat, but there's no way I can handle Marvel Comics' lawyers.

[Daxter King]

Pillow.

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[Ridg3]

The reincarnation pill would be a pretty shit one to have, if we're all honest here. You'd need to be some pup to foresee the day of your death to actually pop it. And you'd be an even somer pup if you pop it whilst you're dead.

I like the thought of the bath robe, never again will you have to dry yourself after a shower ever again

[Mac Sirloin]

Robot Wars, accept no substitutes.

[Sekto Springs]

Why is "Threesome with Cate Blanchett and Olivia Wilde" not an option?

I guess my top choice is the monocle. If I could get the monocle first, then I could use it to seek out the other objects of power.

[enchilado]

The keyboard.

[Varrok]

Good luck with lying to people that you're amazingly good coder and graphic designer.

Seriously, all of the items suck

[STM]

You suck!

[Varrok]

Then don't choose me

[Dynamithix]

I want the bath robe.

[Mr. Bungle]

Definitely the pillow. Could do so many things with/to it.

[Strike Witch]

Giant robot.