Sorry.

[GLaDOS]

Right. I guess you all think I'm a dick. Well I'm sorry. I'm sure there's a thread where apologies are posted so can some one move it there for me? Anyway, I'm kinda new to foruming so I'm obviously gonna be a noob. I've not quite got it yet. I don't wanna turn into Sheridanmmmnmnm with everyone hating me. So, I guess I'm sorry.

(Bring on the insults)

[MeechMunchie]

You've got 6 posts. Sorry, what exactly did you do?

I don't think I've even seen you outside of your (epic) welcome thread before.

[GLaDOS]

Nothing. Really. I just keep being a noob. Like conversing with one person in a thread.

[Crashpunk]

I'm pretty sure nobody hates you.

[Mr. Bungle]

I think your trippin'. You seem okay to me

[GLaDOS]

I'm probably just apologising in advance. Cos I know how nooby I am.

[Mr. Bungle]

I think you might be insane, actually.

[OANST]

I hate you so much.

[GLaDOS]

*Error 404 File Not Found*

[MeechMunchie]

Look, we've had a lot of dickheads recently. If anything, it'll make you seem cool in comparison. But ultimately, if you're just a bit silly, rather than overdefensive or intentionally malicious, you'll be fine.

Just listen to the advice you're given, when it's given; Because at that point you've got about four posts before everyone gets bored and starts messing with you.

If you're talking to OANST, it's about half a post.

[Mr. Bungle]

His signature talks about killing a cat. Obvious nutjob.

[GLaDOS]

Its a Skyrim quote. And I prefer the term Mentally Challenged.

[Varrok]

Since I have no idea what you've done, and you seem ok, I forgive you. Just promise you won't do again... the thing you did.

[Mac Sirloin]

Didn't you have a welcome thread that devolved into mindless Portal gags? For that, THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS.

[RoryF]

Look, we've had a lot of dickheads recently.

I think I should really apologise to MA for that exaggerating drama I caused in both the Retro Tech thread and the guy who left because of some quote crap.

I feel silly for drawing that much attention to myself. :/

[STM]

I'd like to apologise to you all because none of you will ever be on the same amazing echelon that I am, I'm always looking down on you, sorry. Peasants.

[RoryF]

I'd like to apologise to you all because none of you will ever be on the same amazing echelon that I am, I'm always looking down on you, sorry. Peasants.

The irony in that is astounding.

[Varrok]

I'd like to apologise to you all because none of you will ever be on the same amazing echelon that I am, I'm always looking down on you, sorry. Peasants.

I'll forgive you only if you promise you won't make it happen again

[Dynamithix]

I'll never forgive you.

[STM]

I'll forgive you only if you promise you won't make it happen again

Not you Varrok, I love you.

But Dynamithix, I luh yew tew! D=

[Nepsotic]

What? Like the others said, you haven't done anything.

I mean it literally, you haven't done anything. You've got about ten posts under your belt, thats not enough to piss anyone off, annoy them slightly at the least.

[Mudokon_Master]

To be perfectly fair, I also owe an apology for my demented early posts here. Particularly blogs. My old self is dead though and I'm never going back there.

[Havoc]

No worries, the portal theme scores you points.

[Varrok]

Thank You Mudokon_Master

[enchilado]

No worries, the portal theme scores you points.

But the Skyrim quote loses him them again.

[MeechMunchie]

I was going to forgive you. But then I took an arrow to the...

Couldn't do it. Sorry.

[T-nex]

How COULD you? Go to your room!! And NO dinner tonight!

[Mudokon_Master]

At least that meme lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

[Nepsotic]

This is the ONE place I thought I could get away from all that.

[Pilot]

This is the ONE place I thought I could get away from all that.

Yes, let the hate flow through you.

An apology thread? What a dickbutt.