another new guy

Kinto · #1 03-20-2011, 06:02 PM

What's up! I've been an oddworld fan since the its start back in 97, suprised i'm just now getting on the forums.

Kinto · #2 03-20-2011, 06:06 PM

take out that "the" forgot to backspace it

MarsMudoken · #3 03-20-2011, 06:12 PM

THE 7'TH COMMANDMENT (of these forums)

THOU SHALL NOT POST A SECOND TIME IN A ROW

Thank you for listening. Now please oh please don't make anyone angry and they might forgive you, and let you live through the evening.

Kinto · #4 03-20-2011, 06:18 PM

my bad, won't happen again... just saw the edit button

MarsMudoken · #5 03-20-2011, 06:19 PM

Good. Now sit and prepare for bombardment. I pity you, fellow fool. May Nate have mercy upon you.

Kinto · #6 03-20-2011, 06:22 PM

haha?

Mr. Bungle · #7 03-20-2011, 07:15 PM

Hey there.

Strike Witch · #8 03-20-2011, 07:19 PM

Please ignore everything MarsMudokon says. He's a tool.

MarsMudoken · #9 03-20-2011, 07:22 PM

I resent that statement. And accept it as fact.

EDIT: You spelled my name wrong. Shame on you.

Kinto · #10 03-20-2011, 07:30 PM

hello Mr. Bungle and Strike Witch

Havoc · #11 03-20-2011, 07:48 PM

LDG519 · #12 03-20-2011, 08:05 PM

hello random person on the net who I havn't met and probably never will

Kinto · #13 03-20-2011, 08:15 PM

same to you LDG519

Dynamithix · #14 03-20-2011, 08:43 PM

Hello.

Tadimo · #15 03-20-2011, 09:24 PM

Always good to see new people on the forum, perhaps you could regale us with a background story?

***Nate*** · #16 03-20-2011, 10:22 PM

Mars, you forgot to mention the sixth commandment. Surely that would have been relevant too?

MarsMudoken · #17 03-20-2011, 11:56 PM

Wait, you mean 'thou must make thy posts meaningful, and with purpose'? Hm, yes...true...

But surely, even though he has done rather well, the breaking of any commandment means cruel torture! I have seen members with searing burns, and bans thrust upon them! I question your judgment lord...

MeechMunchie · #18 03-21-2011, 12:09 AM

Kinto, I immediately love you because you're the only newbie who's ever found the Edit button on their own. Embrace me, brother.

MarsMudoken · #19 03-21-2011, 01:04 AM

He smells like raw fish. Don't do it.

Phylum · #20 03-21-2011, 01:30 AM

MM eats raw fish for breakfast.

MarsMudoken · #21 03-21-2011, 01:36 AM

That explains everything! Except the cannibalism. What's the explanation for that?

Phylum · #22 03-21-2011, 01:56 AM

Mars eats explanations for breakfast.

***Nate*** · #23 03-21-2011, 03:58 AM

:

Wait, you mean 'thou must make thy posts meaningful, and with purpose'? Hm, yes...true...

Actually, I was referring to Thou Shalt Post Threads In The Appropriate Subforum.

Jeez, it's not funny if I have to spell it out to you. And it wasn't particularly funny to start off with.

Phylum · #24 03-21-2011, 04:18 AM

Nothing in this thread's been particularly funny.

***Nate*** · #25 03-21-2011, 04:48 AM

It's not meant to be funny. We're welcoming Kinto to the Oddworld Forums. And possibly simultaneously scaring him off.

MeechMunchie · #26 03-21-2011, 05:45 AM

Don't look at me. I'm being nice, for once, possibly.

Ridg3 · #27 03-21-2011, 06:15 AM

Howdy.

T-nex · #28 03-21-2011, 07:06 AM

Hellow another new guy

Welcome to our humble forum. Hopefully you'll stay and not turn out to be a multi or something, cos you seem decent

StrangerEastwood · #29 03-21-2011, 07:14 AM

Hey, I'm new as well. Welcome.

Kinto · #30 03-21-2011, 01:56 PM

Don't worry, i'm not gonna run off