Why isn't porn allowed on this forum?

Pac-Maniac · #1 02-27-2011, 08:26 AM

I don't get it. It's allowed on other forums such as /b/ so why isn't it allowed here? All it gives you is pure erotic pleasure. Oh and I know there's some guro on /b/ but it gives the forum that extra taste that OWF doesn't have. Sad, so sad...

STM · #2 02-27-2011, 08:30 AM

Not everyone might want nude bitches being done left right and centre, I don't come here for that, if I want porn, I'll just type a word into my browser, this isn't some chan-shit website It's...sophisticated. For us sophisticates.

Pac-Maniac · #3 02-27-2011, 08:33 AM

What do you mean sophisticated? You don't want erotic pleasure? Are you 12 or something? And what is this?

OddjobAbe · #4 02-27-2011, 08:36 AM

Why would you come here if you wanted porn?

Pac-Maniac · #5 02-27-2011, 08:44 AM

This forum has an offtopic discussion so why not some porn here so people could actually masturbate?

STM · #6 02-27-2011, 08:47 AM

Bro (or Sis I don't know) as I said before, I don't come here to whack out a quicky. If I want to do so I'll open up a new window and go find something viable on Red-Tube or Xvideos or something, why would I go on ODDWORLD FORUMS, go onto the offtopic, and go on a thread of porno to jack off? I mean what, do you have an internet blocker or something, you need to go to a safe zone to get porn?

And now we shall turn this thread into which site gives the best porn, you just know it's cumming. See what I did there?

Paul · #7 02-27-2011, 08:55 AM

A lot minors tend to use this forum too, for info about Oddworld things, NOT for looking at porn.

Pac-Maniac · #8 02-27-2011, 08:57 AM

:

A lot minors tend to use this forum too, for info about Oddworld things, NOT for looking at porn.

Most of them have reached puberty.

Bullet Magnet · #9 02-27-2011, 08:58 AM

It took years of campaigning (and particular favours) before Splat persuaded the admins to allow erotic fiction in the fan corner, and nobody goes there now for fear of it. You don't have much hope with this tactic, I'm afraid.

STM · #10 02-27-2011, 08:59 AM

So what, why do you care, are you that insatiably sexual that you can't use your sausages to type out one line into your address bar, you gotta get it here. That's a bit weird. I mean, are you trying to prove something? Damn newbs.

OddjobAbe · #11 02-27-2011, 08:59 AM

Minors are still able to get onto this website.

EDIT: Speedy shits.

Ridg3 · #12 02-27-2011, 09:08 AM

I think she wants pictures of children and rhinos to get herself wet. Okay then, I'll help you with your strange needs.

Oh look, it has a child as well, all in one package for you if you ask me. Nibble on its arsehole.

Pac-Maniac · #13 02-27-2011, 09:12 AM

I've seen plenty of other forums with porn boards, why not this one?
Also ^ is obvious troll.

Bullet Magnet · #14 02-27-2011, 09:15 AM

:

Also ^ is obvious troll.

Projection.

Ridg3 · #15 02-27-2011, 09:16 AM

:

I've seen plenty of other forums with porn boards, why not this one?
Also ^ is obvious troll.

Actually with the amount of shitty threads you created, all of them seemingly designed to encourage negative emotion, you are the "obvious troll."

EDIT: BM you speedy shit. :P

Pac-Maniac · #16 02-27-2011, 09:25 AM

Dude, not everyone with opinions different than yours is a troll. I hate close-minded absolutists like you!!!
I bet you're a fundamentalist christian too.

Ridg3 · #17 02-27-2011, 09:26 AM

How'd you guess?

***Wil*** · #18 02-27-2011, 09:28 AM

Yes. You're not coming across as a troll at all.

EDIT: I was going to call you all very speedy shits, but then I realized that between loading the page and looking at it I was interrupted by a long telephone call.

Steamer_KING · #19 02-27-2011, 09:28 AM

Maybe she has a weird fetish for Abe doing her, or Alf. You know, Mudo-Style.

Manco · #20 02-27-2011, 09:31 AM

I, too, wish to have a board dedicated to erotic Abe/Munch fanart.

metroixer · #21 02-27-2011, 10:18 AM

8=====D ()

are you happy now

Wings of Fire · #22 02-27-2011, 10:22 AM

>/b/
>forum

:

Are you 12 or something? And what is this?

dohoho so funny

Go bomb scientology or something. Idiot.

Pac-Maniac · #23 02-27-2011, 10:23 AM

Is everyone on this forum like asexual or something?

Ridg3 · #24 02-27-2011, 10:25 AM

How'd you guess?

metroixer · #25 02-27-2011, 10:26 AM

are you kidding me did you see that post i just made

i need to clean my monitor after this

Manco · #26 02-27-2011, 10:27 AM

That was pretty damn hot, metroixer.

Splat · #27 02-27-2011, 10:35 AM

Nate, you let one through!

Jordan · #28 02-27-2011, 10:43 AM

Obviously a member that's still a bit sore towards the forum and doesn't want to move on and get a fucking life. I can guess who it actually is.

Pac-Maniac · #29 02-27-2011, 10:45 AM

Dude, my proxy shut down for no reason. If it didn't I would still be a normal member.

T-nex · #30 02-27-2011, 10:53 AM

You know... your... blog made it pretty evident.