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12-07-2010, 12:45 PM
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What is your record running distance to the best game in the world?

8.21m so far!

The good times don't stop!
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12-07-2010, 12:50 PM
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I found it easier to go backwards. -12 or something. Fuck that game
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12-07-2010, 12:58 PM
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4.8m

It's fucking hard.
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12-07-2010, 01:19 PM
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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12-07-2010, 01:21 PM
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Try to get over 10 meters.
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12-07-2010, 02:01 PM
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If you have an hour to kill, this is pretty funny to watch.

As for me, I can't remember the last time I played, but I didn't do so well. I'd give it another shot, but that link's giving me a 503 error.
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12-07-2010, 02:18 PM
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I just got 13.5.
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12-07-2010, 03:23 PM
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Despite not using QWERTY and spending about half an hour attaining anything greater than 1.5m, I just made 16.9m, bitches.
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12-07-2010, 03:46 PM
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fuck a friend passed the 100.1 metres mark about 20 min after I showed him the game. He sent me a screenshot after request. He's no longer my friend.
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12-07-2010, 04:00 PM
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I click on the 'Click to begin' and just about everywhere else, but nothing happens. I suppose that makes my score 0.
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12-07-2010, 09:36 PM
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Fucks sake that's frustrating.

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12-08-2010, 01:56 AM
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The help screen says you can run like a normal human being with enough practice. This despite the fact you at no point have any control over the straightening of your legs, something that I've always found quite important when running.
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12-08-2010, 04:45 AM
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Hmm, here's a neat trick to conquering the game:
Press O for a second to get him falling over a bit then alternate between QP WO QP WO

booyah 21m
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12-08-2010, 05:12 AM
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10.5 metres... I don't like this game.
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12-09-2010, 03:03 PM
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30 FRIGGIN METRES
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12-09-2010, 07:58 PM
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I only got to 7.1m.
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12-09-2010, 08:23 PM
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Bah, this game is only fun when the school's proxy blocks everything. Dont you people really have something more important to be doing with your time?
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12-10-2010, 02:06 AM
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I do.

It's just I don't want to do any of the important things. Oh lawd, I might go play some qwop.
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12-11-2010, 12:00 AM
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Easy game, did this a while back and got 100.7m. I think if you push the hurdle far enough you can get a stupid distance.
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4.2M! YEEES! I can go farther if I crawl like a puny leech though.
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Ministry of Silly Walks, eat your heart out! I somehow got 24.7 meters. :S This game is hard.

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My guy ran backwards.

I got -1.9 metres.



Then I got 14.4 metres by jumping on my knee...
Which, when the guy finally gave in, resulted in an inverted calve.
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