"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
The gentle syntactical structure of the well constructed paragraphs flowed from the page, straight into my ill-equipped brain. Well done sir, you are a genius! ¬_¬
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
Seriously, if people took this seriously, they're pretty stupid. This was a joke anyways. The art style already explains it's a joke. And Painful and Shit? Hmm.
And on that note, I think it's time to close the thread, seeing that there's not a trace of art nor fiction in here anymore (unless somebody overrules my decision).
Abe's trip
