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08-22-2010, 06:23 AM
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Grow or Shrink

What would you choose and why? Personally I would choose 2nd option so I can jump into a girl's cleavage (And I'm creeping u out right now :S)
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08-22-2010, 06:29 AM
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hm,grow,so i can crush bullies at my school
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08-22-2010, 06:35 AM
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Shrink, so I could easily slip inside a womans vagina.
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08-22-2010, 06:37 AM
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I'm fine as I am. I like being tall.
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08-22-2010, 06:53 AM
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Grow, but only if my body and bones are strengthened and able to support my weight. Then I'd take over the world.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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08-22-2010, 07:12 AM
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Shrink sounds very appealing but for other reasons. When one has a small amount of food, just shrink accordingly. When a pool is too small, shrink a bit, and it feels bigger. Shrink a lot and it's like an ocean. Anything that is too small, you can resize yourself to suit the scale.

This is all provided you can go back to normal size. If not, it isn't worth picking either one.
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08-22-2010, 09:08 AM
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If I had to, I'd grow to thirty foot so long as I could support my own weight, I would work as a special elite unit in the British army, hell yeah!
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08-22-2010, 09:09 AM
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I'd grow a certain part of my body

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08-22-2010, 02:10 PM
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def not grow - I don't want to get bombed by tanks so I get driven onto the empire state building where I finally get shot down by some jets. (double-deckers are out)
But I don't want to shrink either.
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08-22-2010, 03:39 PM
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Shrinking would be more useful from a scientific point of view. Speaking of science, such changes in size have very unfortunate consequences.
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08-22-2010, 03:51 PM
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shrinking, to be dominated by some girl, maybe slide into puss, or between boobs, or down the throat my favorite XD.
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08-22-2010, 04:02 PM
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It must be that time of year again.
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08-22-2010, 04:11 PM
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im actually high 1.80meters,but i would love to grow higher to scare those guys
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08-22-2010, 04:16 PM
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I'm average, 172 cm high.
but i would like it if shrink around a hottie to about 4 inch.
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08-22-2010, 04:32 PM
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well shrinking and getting into a hot girls private places are the mans dreams lol
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08-22-2010, 04:34 PM
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Where the fuck did these horny adolescents come from?
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08-22-2010, 04:38 PM
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dunno,but if you ask somebody what would he like to grow or shrink,you will soon get the picture what he wants,and why does he want t shrink (90% do)
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08-22-2010, 05:04 PM
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I must say I can think of almost nothing less appealing than shrinking and climbing inside a woman's vulva, and I am quite serious.

As to growing or shrinking, I would rather stay the size I am (175cm or so), but were I required to do one of those I think I would grow... about five centimetres higher would do.
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08-22-2010, 05:12 PM
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well thats nice...
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08-22-2010, 06:51 PM
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Growing by the 1.5 inches necessary to become exactly six foot tall.
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08-22-2010, 07:40 PM
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Neither.

Idiots.

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08-23-2010, 12:33 AM
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Eh. I was the same height as my peers during primary school so I was never teased. By the time it became apparent in high school that I wasn't going to grow anymore, it wasn't something anyone cared about, apart from a jibe here or there. So it's never been something I think about.

I do however, consider myself lucky - I know people who were belittled to tears, and the torment carried over into their adult life.

Alternatively, I'm just an arrogant wanker and never gave a shit.

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Grow, to be taller than the bullies at school.
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08-23-2010, 02:22 AM
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When i said "grow" i was reffering in size not height and when i said shrink i reffered to the same thing!
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08-23-2010, 02:57 AM
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Grow. I've always wanted to be eight feet tall.
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grow, i've always wanted to be a foot tall.
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grow, i've always wanted to be a foot tall.
So how tall are you now? 10cm?

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08-23-2010, 03:50 AM
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I'm nearly six foot but still growing so I'm taller than my mates already. S'cool.
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When i said "grow" i was reffering in size not height and when i said shrink i reffered to the same thing!
How do you suggest I grow in size without also growing in height?
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